Jack

Dad. Dad, hey.

Dan

Hey, how are you? What's up?

Jack

Do you need help?

Dan

Yeah, sure. Yeah, thanks.

Jack

OK, wait. I'm going to go put these inside and then we're going to go for a walk.

Dan

A walk? You and me are going to go for a walk?

Jack

Yeah, you know, just chill, talk, hang out. OK, come on.

Dan

What happened there?

Jack

Dad, wait.

Dan

No, Jack. What? Yeah, hang out.

Jack

Dad, look, I can explain.

Dan

Yeah, well, don't tell me the dog did it. Look, we'll talk about it later. Right now I'm going to take that dog back to the pound.

Jack

Dad, no! No, please. I want to keep him.

Dan

You told me you didn't want the dog.

Jack

Who, me? No way. I told you I've wanted a dog since I was, like, eight.

Dan

All right, but it's your responsibility, all right? You got to feed it. You got to brush it. You got to walk it. You got to train it.

Jack

Trust me, Dad. This dog will do things that will blow your mind.

Dan

This better be chili!
[whimpers]