You gave my baseball sweater away to a superhero?!
Shoeshine/Underdog
Jason Lee · 18 quotes
Simon Barsinister
Peter Dinklage · 13 quotes
Cad
Patrick Warburton · 4 quotes
Jack Unger
Alex Neuberger · 4 quotes
Dan
Jim Belushi · 3 quotes
Molly
Taylor Momsen · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Shoeshine/Underdog & Simon Barsinister (3), Shoeshine/Underdog & Polly (3), Shoeshine/Underdog & Molly (3)
Underdog quotes
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Riff Raff Aah, ahh, I'm naked!
Dad. Dad, hey.
Hey, how are you? What's up?
Do you need help?
Yeah, sure. Yeah, thanks.
OK, wait. I'm going to go put these inside and then we're going to go for a walk.
A walk? You and me are going to go for a walk?
Yeah, you know, just chill, talk, hang out. OK, come on.
What happened there?
Dad, wait.
No, Jack. What? Yeah, hang out.
Dad, look, I can explain.
Yeah, well, don't tell me the dog did it. Look, we'll talk about it later. Right now I'm going to take that dog back to the pound.
Dad, no! No, please. I want to keep him.
You told me you didn't want the dog.
Who, me? No way. I told you I've wanted a dog since I was, like, eight.
[whimpers]
All right, but it's your responsibility, all right? You got to feed it. You got to brush it. You got to walk it. You got to train it.
Trust me, Dad. This dog will do things that will blow your mind.
This better be chili!
[whimpers]
Uh, yeah, How many other flying dogs in red sweaters do you know?
Underdog, I just knew you would come.
Quick, there's not much time. [to Molly] Take the vial to the police.
You got it.
Don't drop it.
[Molly and Polly leave the top of the Capital City State House while Underdog takes the bomb with him]
…then Underdog ran out with the bomb and buried it farther than any bone has ever been buried!
Wow, sounds like I missed all the excitement.
Oh, yeah, you did. Hey! What happened to your tail?
Oh, uh…
[Shoeshine looks over at his tail wrapped in a bandage]
...yeah, it got burnt reentering the atmosphere.
Woman
[voiceover]
Help! Somebody, please help me!
Excuse me a moment.
Ha.
The serum.
Doc, he's going through the door!
Riff Raff Hey, runt, you lost? The name's Riff Raff.
Little Brown Dog He's Riff Raff.
Riff Raff I mark this territory.
Little Brown Dog Yeah, he marked it.
Look, I don't want any trouble.
Riff Raff Well, today's your lucky day, mutt. I'd rip you pieces but I don't want to get my paws dirty.
Bulldog Yeah, you're not worth his time, fleabag.
Little Brown Dog (laughing)
Fleabag! Yes.
Riff Raff Get him!
Oh my gosh, they're made of dog! Are you people crazy?!
Shoeshine, come here. It's not real dog.
What is it then?
It's animal parts. You know, noses, hooves, intestines.
In that case, I'll take two.
Do you think this thing will create us another superdog?
Simon Barsnister
Why make one when I could create a plethora?
That's a "P" word. I have it.
Just pick it up, you ape.
Riff Raff Hey, Speed Bump, you survived. Let me guess: you went to satellite instead of cable. (laughs)
Put a muzzle on it.
Riff Raff What's the matter, runt? You let your girlfirend do the talking for you? Maybe you can't hear me. (barks at Shoeshine; to Sweet Polly PureBred) If you ever want to be with a real dog, give me a sniff.
You slack-jawed, mouth-breathing imbecile! I should have put strychnine in your chocolate milk months ago. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't dispose of you right now!
I found this.
Wise decision.
You and your boss will never get away with this.
He's not my boss! We're partners!
Then why are you doing this?
Because my partner said that he might fire me if I don't!
Can't we just work this out dog-to-dog?
They're not going to listen to you, Shoeshine. They're loyal to me.
Riff Raff Look who is is, it's Speed Bump.
Little Brown Dog You again?
Riff Raff Hey, runt, are you still hard of hearing?
Little Brown Dog Hello?
Riff Raff I told you to stay away.
Listen, I'm in a hurry! Don't mess with me!
Riff Raff He's just look like all the little dogs. All bark, no bite.
I do not bite, yes that is true. But see what my bark will do to you.
Riff Raff Huh?
Little Brown Dog That's just bad rapping, dog.
Little Brown Dog (Shoeshine barks at Riff Raff and his fur is blown away)
Ooh, I didn't need to see that.
Bulldog Boss, you're so pink. It's very becoming.
Riff Raff Aaa, ahh! I'm naked! I'm naked!
Hey! Who's he to call you worthless?!
Maim
[understanding what Shoeshine is saying]
Yeah, he's got a point there! [angrily] Our master doesn't value us as sparkling individuals!
Kill
Yeah. Let's go, Maim and Attack! [they turn on Barsinister]
Attack
It's time to go switch teams.
Attack
Let's go teach the master a lesson!
Bad dogs!
There are no bad dogs, only bad owners. Don't worry, Doc. This will only hurt a lot.
[The German Shepherds start attacking Barsinister.]
Do you actually think that you can stop me, runt? [uses his teeth to activate a time bomb]
[Molly, tied up on the roof of the Capitol City by Cad, sees the time bomb activated to run t-minus 2 minutes. starts beeping.]
HELP!
You have two minutes before a bomb explodes over Capitol City, dispensing a DNA cocktail that will make every citizen as obedient to me as a common dog.
Hold him 'til the cops get here. [runs off]
[After Shoeshine falls from the vent, knocks mayor out unconscious and rips Barsinister's white shirt pocket, unconscious.]
That'll teach you to mess with me. [gets up] Simon says... "Lunch."
Maim
[The German Shepherds lands down on their feet.]
Don't worry. It will be over in no time.
Kill
You're not even big enough to be table scraps.
Attack
Huh?
Maim
Wait...
[Shoeshine attacks Maim, sending him flying into one of the white statues holding a cannonball.]
How did you-? [looks at what Shoeshine did to get his powers back] SIMON SAYS, "ATTACK!"
I would love to stay and chat, but I got to find where the bomb is at! [jumps to the ceiling]
Maim
Whoa...
AFTER HIM! [The German Shepherds take their feet off to the ceiling to chase Shoeshine]
Attack
Lift off!
Kill
Make sure he he doesn't get outside!
My powers may be back at last, but these German shepherds are way too fast!
Maim
I'm on your tail!
No. Did you?
Huh? What? [Jack starts to realize he really can talk] Hey, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. You can understand me?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Astronaut [As Underdog tumbles in space after the bomb exploded, an astronaut spots him]
Houston, we have a beagle.
[Underdog tumbles back towards Earth. With his head aimed at the planet, he plummets toward it, sizzling in the atmosphere like a meteor]
Ooh! Hot! Hot! Hot! Ow, that burns! [yelling]
Boy
[Closing lines]
Look! Up in the sky!
Old Man
It's a bird.
Woman
It's a plane.
Man
It's a frog!
Crowd
A frog?!
Not a bird, nor a plane, nor even a frog. It's just little old me. Underdog!
[Dan enters while the German Shepherds are attacking Barsinister.]
Look who they decided to send up, the hero idiot.
I prefer the term "visionary". [uses a metal syringe on Barsinister's left shoulder, stopping his powers]
Oh! [groaning]
After him!
But I doubt there was a ham tied to the capitol building.