A scene from Underdog 2007
Simon Barsinister

The serum.

Cad

Doc, he's going through the door!

Simon Barsinister

(Simon Barsinister closes the door but Shoeshine escapes)

It works.

Riff Raff

Hey, runt, you lost? The name's Riff Raff.

Little Brown Dog

He's Riff Raff.

Riff Raff

I mark this territory.

Little Brown Dog

Yeah, he marked it.

Shoeshine

Look, I don't want any trouble.

Riff Raff

Well, today's your lucky day, mutt. I'd rip you pieces but I don't want to get my paws dirty.

Bulldog

Yeah, you're not worth his time, fleabag.

Little Brown Dog

(laughing)

Fleabag! Yes.

Riff Raff

Get him!

Shoeshine

Oh my gosh, they're made of dog! Are you people crazy?!

Jack

Shoeshine, come here. It's not real dog.

Shoeshine

What is it then?

Jack

It's animal parts. You know, noses, hooves, intestines.

Shoeshine

In that case, I'll take two.

Cad

Do you think this thing will create us another superdog?

Simon Barsnister

Why make one when I could create a plethora?

Cad

That's a "P" word. I have it.

Simon Barsinister

Just pick it up, you ape.

Riff Raff

Hey, Speed Bump, you survived. Let me guess: you went to satellite instead of cable. (laughs)

Sweet Polly PureBred

Put a muzzle on it.

Riff Raff

What's the matter, runt? You let your girlfirend do the talking for you? Maybe you can't hear me. (barks at Shoeshine; to Sweet Polly PureBred) If you ever want to be with a real dog, give me a sniff.

Simon Barsinister

You slack-jawed, mouth-breathing imbecile! I should have put strychnine in your chocolate milk months ago. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't dispose of you right now!

Cad

I found this.

Shoeshine

(Cad shows Underdog's collar)

Look, do anything to me. Just let them go.

Simon Barsinister

Wise decision.

Molly

You and your boss will never get away with this.

Cad

He's not my boss! We're partners!

Molly

Then why are you doing this?

Cad

Because my partner said that he might fire me if I don't!

Shoeshine

Can't we just work this out dog-to-dog?

Simon Barsinister

They're not going to listen to you, Shoeshine. They're loyal to me.

Riff Raff

Look who is is, it's Speed Bump.

Little Brown Dog

You again?

Riff Raff

Hey, runt, are you still hard of hearing?

Little Brown Dog

Hello?

Riff Raff

I told you to stay away.

Shoeshine

Listen, I'm in a hurry! Don't mess with me!

Riff Raff

He's just look like all the little dogs. All bark, no bite.

Shoeshine

I do not bite, yes that is true. But see what my bark will do to you.

Riff Raff

Huh?

Little Brown Dog

That's just bad rapping, dog.

Little Brown Dog

(Shoeshine barks at Riff Raff and his fur is blown away)

Ooh, I didn't need to see that.

Bulldog

Boss, you're so pink. It's very becoming.

Riff Raff

Aaa, ahh! I'm naked! I'm naked!

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