Peter Dinklage movie quotes
62 quotes from 7 movies
Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) as Captain Gutt
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When this ends, I'll have a tiger's skin hanging on my wall! I don't care whose! That mammoth has taken my ship, my bounty, and now the loyalty of my crew! I will destroy him! And everything he loves!
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Grab your weapons, mates! [as his crew raises their weapons; Flynn raises a spoon] Not the spoon, Flynn! [Flynn chips off the blunt part of the spoon, making it into a dagger]
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Oh, no! It's been a diversion! [Flynn: I know! I'm having a blast!] No, pinhead! THEY'RE STEALING MY SHIP!
Underdog (2007) as Simon Barsinister
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Don't worry, it will only hurt a lot.
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It's okay. You all make mistakes. But I forgive you.That's the kind of person I am...humble.
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Shoeshine, isn't it? Or shall I address you by your nom de guerre, Underdog.
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023) as Scourge
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In the end, everything you cared for will be consumed.
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I enjoy that look of confusion. When an inferior being meets a higher power.
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And you call yourself a Prime? Primus would be ashamed.
The Angry Birds Movie (2016) as Mighty Eagle
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MIGHTY EAGLE!!!
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I see all and know all. What are your names?
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Okay, who wants an autograph? [chuckles and indistinct chatter. The birds laugh as he comes back up and hits him]
His theme song
Pixels (2015) as Eddie Plant
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And I couldn't even get a handshake from Serena Williams.
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Guards, get me out of here. It's that mean Centipede killer. I hope he don't zap me with his space gun.
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Oh, fuhgettaboutit! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ha-ha!
The Croods: A New Age (2020) as Phil Betterman
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Grug, you might be more comfortable if you remove your fur pelt. [Grug: I already did.]
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We happy meet you.
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[Grug and Phil are inside Phil's man cave, a steamroom]
Phil: [sighs in relief] Don't tell Mrs. Betterman. While she thinks I'm toiling in the hot sun, I'm actually in here in my man cave.
Grug: Whew! It's hot in here.
Phil: Grug, you might be a bit more comfortable if you removed your fur pelt.
Grug: Uh, I already did. [points to his fur pelt hanging on a rack next to Phil's clothes]
Phil: Right. It's a place a father can escape the chaos of family life. Relax. Hang with his bros... if bros he has. Another shark milk?
Grug: So, you come in here to... hide from your family?
Phil: Not hide, help. I help my family. [slurps his shark milk and lays down on his chair]
Grug: So, uh, how does this help your family?
Phil: Yeah, this is where I find solutions to my family's biggest problems. [throws a spoonful of water into hot coals, making more steam]
Grug: Okay.
Phil: So, feeling relaxed? Comfortable? Susceptible to suggestion? [in a puff of steam, Phil is suddenly next to Grug] What's your problem, big guy?
Grug: Uh, I don't have a problem.
Phil: Come on, Grug. I've seen you moping around. What's your problem?
Grug: I'm hot. That's my problem.
Phil: Knock-knock. I'm knocking on the door, big guy. Open it.
Grug: No...
Phil: Open up to me.
Grug: No.
Phil: Share with me.
Grug: Uh-uh. I don't wanna. I'm hot.
Phil: Tell me your problem.
Grug: I don't have a problem. You have a problem.
Phil: Tell me your problem. [echoing]
Grug: Don't...
Phil: Tell me...
Grug: I don't...
Phil: Tell me, tell me, tell me...
Grug: [finally snaps] I DON'T LIKE IT HERE, ALRIGHT?! My pack's all split up, there's no one to sleep pile with, you won't let me eat bananas, Guy gave Eep a rock, he kissed my hand! They're planning on leaving the pack. And I don't like you at all!
Phil: Hmm, now that's interesting.
Grug: Yeah, maybe I just need to get to know you better.
Phil: No, not that. The part about Eep and Guy.
Grug: Oh. Guy's trying to take my daughter away.
Phil: Father to father, I worry about my daughter, too. She was so lonely before Guy came back.
Grug: Yeah. It's almost like Guy's the problem.
Phil: Wait a minute. Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Grug: Yes. No. I don't know.
Phil: Are you suggesting we take Guy off your hands, so Dawn isn't lonely, so Eep stays with you, with your pack?
Grug: Uh, am I?
Phil: Why, Grug, that's a truly great idea! You've done it! You've solved both our problems!
Grug: No, really?
Phil: So, we have a deal, bro?
Grug: [shakes Phil's hand] Deal!
Phil: [sighs in relief] Don't tell Mrs. Betterman. While she thinks I'm toiling in the hot sun, I'm actually in here in my man cave.
Grug: Whew! It's hot in here.
Phil: Grug, you might be a bit more comfortable if you removed your fur pelt.
Grug: Uh, I already did. [points to his fur pelt hanging on a rack next to Phil's clothes]
Phil: Right. It's a place a father can escape the chaos of family life. Relax. Hang with his bros... if bros he has. Another shark milk?
Grug: So, you come in here to... hide from your family?
Phil: Not hide, help. I help my family. [slurps his shark milk and lays down on his chair]
Grug: So, uh, how does this help your family?
Phil: Yeah, this is where I find solutions to my family's biggest problems. [throws a spoonful of water into hot coals, making more steam]
Grug: Okay.
Phil: So, feeling relaxed? Comfortable? Susceptible to suggestion? [in a puff of steam, Phil is suddenly next to Grug] What's your problem, big guy?
Grug: Uh, I don't have a problem.
Phil: Come on, Grug. I've seen you moping around. What's your problem?
Grug: I'm hot. That's my problem.
Phil: Knock-knock. I'm knocking on the door, big guy. Open it.
Grug: No...
Phil: Open up to me.
Grug: No.
Phil: Share with me.
Grug: Uh-uh. I don't wanna. I'm hot.
Phil: Tell me your problem.
Grug: I don't have a problem. You have a problem.
Phil: Tell me your problem. [echoing]
Grug: Don't...
Phil: Tell me...
Grug: I don't...
Phil: Tell me, tell me, tell me...
Grug: [finally snaps] I DON'T LIKE IT HERE, ALRIGHT?! My pack's all split up, there's no one to sleep pile with, you won't let me eat bananas, Guy gave Eep a rock, he kissed my hand! They're planning on leaving the pack. And I don't like you at all!
Phil: Hmm, now that's interesting.
Grug: Yeah, maybe I just need to get to know you better.
Phil: No, not that. The part about Eep and Guy.
Grug: Oh. Guy's trying to take my daughter away.
Phil: Father to father, I worry about my daughter, too. She was so lonely before Guy came back.
Grug: Yeah. It's almost like Guy's the problem.
Phil: Wait a minute. Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Grug: Yes. No. I don't know.
Phil: Are you suggesting we take Guy off your hands, so Dawn isn't lonely, so Eep stays with you, with your pack?
Grug: Uh, am I?
Phil: Why, Grug, that's a truly great idea! You've done it! You've solved both our problems!
Grug: No, really?
Phil: So, we have a deal, bro?
Grug: [shakes Phil's hand] Deal!
The Angry Birds Movie 2 (2019) as Mighty Eagle
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You can always count on... [hits a rock]
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Silver: It didn't work?
Red: I don't get it.
Zeta: [laughs] Of course it didn't work. Laughs even more You all must really love your islands to risk your lives trying to save them. Well guess what - I don't care, because this right here is ICE COLD, BABY!!
Red: NO!
Mighty Eagle: ZETA!!!
Zeta: What?
Mighty Eagle: WAAAAITTT!!!
Zeta: What, what?
Silver: Mighty Eagle!
Mighty Eagle: Yeah! [Every eagle gasps, except Zeta] I'm the cause of all this. I ran out on you on our wedding day, and ever since then, you've been tormented inside!
Zeta: Right now, this is when you choose to do this?
Mighty Eagle: So take me, not these islands.
Zeta: You have got some FLIPPING NERVE!!
Mighty Eagle: I know. I ripped your heartstrings right out!
Red: That's it! Super String!
Silver: What?
Mighty Eagle: Has a burning hole in your sanity!
Zeta: Set yourself free.
Silver: Okay, I'm seeing it! Yeah.
Mighty Eagle: Go ahead! Do your worst to me! I deserve it!
Silver: Chuck!
Zeta: [furiously kicks Mighty Eagle in the face] You think this is about you, Ethan?!
Leonard: Ethan? Oh!
Zeta: That is so hilarious/embarassing/I hadn't thought about your fat butt in 20 years!
Mighty "Ethan" Eagle: Wait, what?
Zeta: You are a lazy, uncoordinated, fish-eyed fool! You ain't worth the salt in your bread. You are nothing! You are nothing to me! I don't think about you AT ALL!! I don't think about your stinky feet! I don't care about your rusty hands! I don't think about your rusty elbows..
Mighty Eagle: [interrupts Zeta] Wait! So you have or you haven't thought about me?
Zeta: News Flash, bro! I am over you, I am over this place, and I'm ready to get that upgrade situation going for me, and my daughter!
Debbie: Hey. [everyone, except for Debbie, gasps]
Zeta: Well... our daughter. [Debbie gasps]
Mighty Eagle: What?
[Everyone else gasps]
Glenn: Dios mio!
Seal: WHAT?!
Debbie: That's my dad!?
Mighty Eagle: I have a daughter?
Zeta: Yes, you do! And I raised her all by myself in this icy wasteland! But now, I'm gonna be sipping Pina Coladas on those warm tropical islands, LIKE I DESERVE TO!!
Red: I don't get it.
Zeta: [laughs] Of course it didn't work. Laughs even more You all must really love your islands to risk your lives trying to save them. Well guess what - I don't care, because this right here is ICE COLD, BABY!!
Red: NO!
Mighty Eagle: ZETA!!!
Zeta: What?
Mighty Eagle: WAAAAITTT!!!
Zeta: What, what?
Silver: Mighty Eagle!
Mighty Eagle: Yeah! [Every eagle gasps, except Zeta] I'm the cause of all this. I ran out on you on our wedding day, and ever since then, you've been tormented inside!
Zeta: Right now, this is when you choose to do this?
Mighty Eagle: So take me, not these islands.
Zeta: You have got some FLIPPING NERVE!!
Mighty Eagle: I know. I ripped your heartstrings right out!
Red: That's it! Super String!
Silver: What?
Mighty Eagle: Has a burning hole in your sanity!
Zeta: Set yourself free.
Silver: Okay, I'm seeing it! Yeah.
Mighty Eagle: Go ahead! Do your worst to me! I deserve it!
Silver: Chuck!
Zeta: [furiously kicks Mighty Eagle in the face] You think this is about you, Ethan?!
Leonard: Ethan? Oh!
Zeta: That is so hilarious/embarassing/I hadn't thought about your fat butt in 20 years!
Mighty "Ethan" Eagle: Wait, what?
Zeta: You are a lazy, uncoordinated, fish-eyed fool! You ain't worth the salt in your bread. You are nothing! You are nothing to me! I don't think about you AT ALL!! I don't think about your stinky feet! I don't care about your rusty hands! I don't think about your rusty elbows..
Mighty Eagle: [interrupts Zeta] Wait! So you have or you haven't thought about me?
Zeta: News Flash, bro! I am over you, I am over this place, and I'm ready to get that upgrade situation going for me, and my daughter!
Debbie: Hey. [everyone, except for Debbie, gasps]
Zeta: Well... our daughter. [Debbie gasps]
Mighty Eagle: What?
[Everyone else gasps]
Glenn: Dios mio!
Seal: WHAT?!
Debbie: That's my dad!?
Mighty Eagle: I have a daughter?
Zeta: Yes, you do! And I raised her all by myself in this icy wasteland! But now, I'm gonna be sipping Pina Coladas on those warm tropical islands, LIKE I DESERVE TO!!