Max Headroom Well, well, well. Look who's here. Q*Bert the traitor, and his cheating friends. Come to beg for a second chance? You're in luck. The boss wants to meet you in person. So come on up. If you defeat him, you save your planet and destroy our warriors. But if you lose...ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha! Ludlow Lamonsoff Hey, kids! Dad is home!
[the camera moves to a crib filled with Q*Berts] Jim Porter I don't know what would be worse. Them failing, or them actually pulling this off. Mrs. Porter What was that, Jim? Jim Porter Can you SHUT UP FOR FIVE SECONDS?!