Eddie Plant Guards, get me out of here. It's that mean Centipede killer. I hope he don't zap me with his space gun.
Played by Peter Dinklage 
Pixels (2015) · 33 quotes
Pixels (2015) · 33 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Pixels (2015): in 5 of its 33 quotes
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More lines from Eddie Plant
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Eddie Plant Hello, Big Apple! The cavalry has arrived!
Scenes with Eddie Plant
1 scene
Gentlemen, I'll be sending Pac-Man's current coordinates to each of your car's GPSes. Let's locate and eliminate.
Come on, guys.
Professor Iwatani [Iwatani sees Pac-Man eat man's bike.]
Pac-Man is not bad! I created him to bring joy to all the people of the world! They have brainwashed him! Deep down, he's kind, gentle. Someone you can tell your troubles to or grab a hamburger with.
Professor Iwatani [Pac-Man stops in front of the Ghost Cars.]
You'll see.
Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?!
Professor Iwatani I will talk to him. He's my son!
No, that's a bad idea.
Professor Iwatani [Iwatani walks up to Pac-Man.] [to Pac-Man]
Hello, my sweet, little boy. Look how big you've grown. I'm so proud of you.
It's so sweet. He's so sweet.
Professor Iwatani But all these destructive things you're doing, it's wrong. I'm your father. I know, you're a good boy.
[Iwatani reaches out. Ludlow nods as if saying, "Go on." Suddenly, Pac-Man bites Iwatani's hand into pixels, and Iwatani screams in pain.]
NOOOOO!!!!
Professor Iwatani SOMEBODY KILL THIS STUPID BITCH!!!!
Eddie Plant [Pac-Man runs away]
All right, losers! It's 3 on 1. Let's hit it!
[the Arcaders start chasing Pac-Man. During the chase, Pac-Man eats a fire truck.]
Pac-Man's faster than I remember!
Eddie Plant Pac-Man's always been faster than the ghosts. We're gonna have to out-maneuver his ass. [he and the Arcaders sharply turn around a car.] Wonderfro, you and Silver Medal break off. [The Arcaders go in different directions.] I'll stay with Big Yellow.
Eddie Plant 'Cause I'm the champ, Lieutenant Long Legs.
Eddie Plant [Pac-Man tries to run away, but sees Eddie Plant about to kill him.]
OH, YEAH!
Eddie Plant Whew.
Two to go! [the Arcaders go another way.] All right, Pac-Man Number Two just regenerated four streets away headed North Bound. Turn east at the next intersection. Brenner, go straight.
Got it.
Ludlow, go left. [Ludlow does so] Eddie, at the next intersection, turn left.
We got him! He's got nowhere to go!
[Pac-Man eats a Power Pellet, thus turning all the Ghost Cars dark blue.] [shocked]
Oh, God. No!
"Oh, God. No!" what?
He ate the Power Pellet! Pac-Man's got 10 seconds where he can eat us! [Pac-Man starts chasing Ludlow] Why me?! [Ludlow runs away] Oh, God, don't eat me, don't eat me, don't eat me. Please, please don't eat me. [Pac-Man starts eating Ludlow's Ghost Car, and he screams in terror] GUYS! HELP! I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN! [Ludlow barely escapes the Ghost Car before it gets eaten by Pac-Man. Then Pac-Man turns around and continues chasing Ludlow.] Why are you doing this to me? [Ludlow runs for his life.] YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED! YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
LUDLOW, RUN! PUMP YOUR LEGS! GO, BABY!
[Ludlow continues running from Pac-Man. Suddenly, Eddie appears and kills Pac-Man again.] [as the people in the office cheer]
ATTABOY, EDDIE!
Eddie Plant [chuckles]
You just got fire-blasted, sucka!
Eddie Plant [sighs]
What?
How the Hell did he get over there so fast?
Eddie Plant Aren't you glad you sprung me, Second Place?
[Pac-Man Number Three regenerates where Pac-Man Number Two died, and Sam and Eddie chase Pac-Man leaving Ludlow laying in the street.]
So I, I guess they're just leaving me here.
Eddie Plant [Pac-Man runs for his life as Sam and Eddie chase him.]
Now it's time for the hat trick.
[Eddie accelerates but Pac-Man turns right causing Eddie to fly off of the road, falling into the East River.]
Wow!
Brenner, it's on you. There are still 3 other Power Pellets out there, so stay alert.
I got this. If I don't, the world ends. Can't let that happen.
Come on, Brenner. Come on.
[Sam continues chasing Pac-Man]
Brenner, he leading you directly towards one of the Power Pellets. Get out of there.
[Pac-Man eats Power Pellet, turning Sam Brenner's Ghost Car dark blue, and starts chasing Sam Brenner] [with a game face]
1.
3. You'll see your boy grow up. [Pac-Man chases him into parking garage] 4.
[getting chased through the parking garage.]
5. 6. 7. 8. 9. [closes his eyes tight. The Ghost Car and Pac-Man fly through the air in slow-mo, and Pac-Man opens his mouth, about to eat Sam Brenner.] ...10. [barely kills Pac-Man Number Three. He lands on another part of the parking garage, and he breathes heavily, as Pac-Man powers down.]
[as everyone cheers wildly]
OH! OH! YOU DID IT! BRENNER! THAT'S THE ONE, BABY! [he and his wife hug. Two Admiral's shake hands. Violet sees Sam Brenner exit his Ghost Car and chuckles in disbelief.]
Man in Crowd
[Sam Brenner emerges from the parking garage]
He's over here!
Woman in Crowd
[Sam Brenner is greeted with thunderous cheers and applause. Eddie arrives on a fire truck, drenched, and gives the crowd a "Rock on!" hand gesture.]
Fire Blaster, I love you!
[Ludlow appears holding a blanket over something.]
Hey, guys! Sorry, coming through. I'm one of tonight's heroes, sorry. [to Sam and Eddie] Hey! [whispers] Hey. Check it out. I think I might have found our next trophy.
Eddie Plant Can I kill it?
No! Let's get to know him a little bit. Ask him some questions. And then we'll kill him.
Huh?
I'm joking. Just put the blanket on him.
Bye.
