Pixels (2015) · 33 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Pixels (2015): in 3 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: Sam Brenner (3), Q*Bert (2)
Hello. I am a Nerd from the Nerd Brigade. Here to nerd out on all your audio and visual needs.
Matty Do you have to say that every time you show up at a house?
If I wanna get paid, yes.
Matty Isn't it kind of demeaning?
Only if someone brings that up.
Matty Okay, I won't bring it up, then.
Thanks.
Most violent game I've ever seen. Eh-eh, I don't think it's healthy for ya.
Matty It's fine, I can handle it.
No, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to homeboy.
Yeah. Hey, you know what'll cheer ya up? A cheese ball.
Yep.
Huh? Come on, suck one up. [Q*Bert sucks up a cheese ball.] Take a handful. [throws a handful of cheese balls in the opposite direction, and Q*Bert sucks them in.] That was smooth. [chuckles] That was very smooth! [to Matty] You know, we should get him some exercise, maybe throw him on the trampoline for a little bit?
Matty Okay. How about me and him do that while you go ask my mom to the ball tomorrow night?
Unfortunately, I'm not attracted to your mother.
You're right, I am. Okay. Here, finish these. [Q*Bert finishes cheese ball container] You gettin' chubby. [Q*Bert chuckles]
There's no rhyme or reason to this game. Where are the patterns? He just attacks out of left field.
Matty Patterns? Is that why you were so good with Pac-Man and Centipede? You memorized the patterns?
Yeah. Only way to beat these things. Count the bullets, calculate the speed, crunch the numbers.
Matty Where's the fun in that?
Oh, boy. Why? What do you do?
Matty You gotta pretend you're the guy and you don't wanna die.
Yeah, that sounds cool, but it's not gonna work every time.
Matty That's why you have your reset button.
Yeah, we didn't have those growin' up. [about "The Last of Us"] Most violent game I've ever seen. Eh-eh, I don't think it's healthy for ya.
Matty It's fine, I can handle it.
Yeah. Hey, you know what'll cheer ya up? A cheese ball.
Yep.
Huh? Come on, suck one up. [Q*Bert sucks up a cheese ball.] Take a handful. [throws a handful of cheese balls in the opposite direction, and Q*Bert sucks them in.] That was smooth. [chuckles] That was very smooth! [to Matty] You know, we should get him some exercise, maybe throw him on the trampoline for a little bit?
Matty Okay. How about me and him do that while you go ask my mom to the ball tomorrow night?
Unfortunately, I'm not attracted to your mother.
You're right, I am. Okay. Here, finish these. [Q*Bert finishes cheese ball container] Your gettin' chubby. [Q*Bert chuckles]
