A scene from Pixels 2015
Sam Brenner

Most violent game I've ever seen. Eh-eh, I don't think it's healthy for ya.

Matty

It's fine, I can handle it.

Sam Brenner

No, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to homeboy.

Q*Bert

[shaking in fear]

So much blood!

Sam Brenner

Yeah. Hey, you know what'll cheer ya up? A cheese ball.

Q*Bert

Yep.

Sam Brenner

Huh? Come on, suck one up. [Q*Bert sucks up a cheese ball.] Take a handful. [throws a handful of cheese balls in the opposite direction, and Q*Bert sucks them in.] That was smooth. [chuckles] That was very smooth! [to Matty] You know, we should get him some exercise, maybe throw him on the trampoline for a little bit?

Q*Bert

[excitedly]

Trampoline! Trampoline! Trampoline!

Matty

Okay. How about me and him do that while you go ask my mom to the ball tomorrow night?

Sam Brenner

Unfortunately, I'm not attracted to your mother.

Q*Bert

[as his signature swear bubble appears]

Bullcrap!

Sam Brenner

[to Q*Bert]

You're right, I am. Okay. Here, finish these. [Q*Bert finishes cheese ball container] You gettin' chubby. [Q*Bert chuckles]

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