Most scenes together: Red & Leonard (2), Leonard & Silver (2), Red & Silver (2)
Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to our master of gadgetry.
Garry!
This is it? This is the amazing team I’ve been working around the clock for?
Working with what we’ve got.
Well, that’s disappointing, I wanna show Better Then That.
Those pigs...
...Are going to pay...
...For our lunches!
Uh, because of our hunger to give them...
...A taste of their own...
...Quesadillas! [Red looks at him] What?
Okay, Leonard. Time for Plan X.
Plan X? I thought you said spandex.
Spandex?
Well, I'm working with what I got. Looking good, guys. [Courtney and Garry try to swing their arms to skate] You gotta swing your arms.
I am swinging my arms.
Courtney I'm swinging them like this. [Garry falls and sildes over into Courtney]
[Leonard laughs awkwardly and sighs]
Bird Island?!
Hey, Daddy.
How are we ever gonna get up there? [heartbroken] I want my unborn sisters back. It's just, the eggs are up there, and we're down here. Oh, how are we ever gonna get up there?
Oh. [grunting]
You're doing great, Zoe. Now hold it tight, okay?
Uh-oh.
Quick, let some air out!
It won't untie!
Okay, let me try. Aah!
What's...? What's the prob...? Prob... Prob...PROBLEM?!
"♪Ground control to Major Tom. Ground control to Major Tom. Take your protein pills And put your...♪ " [Air whistling]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Don't worry, guys. I'll get us out of this.
THE EGGS! [All laughing]
We got you for reals now.
Mwah! See? I told you I would get us out of this.
A boa constructor. But, there is nobody move a muscle!
Zoe, I got a idea. Until we causing boa turn into a hot breakfasts.
No! [whispering] Psh. Okay. We'll tell him that we're not gonna tell a boa, and then, we're gonna tell a nature, and it can't stop us.
Mm. Those are good worms right there.
Hello, fellow eagle guards.
Hm?
Hm?
Courtney Oh, no. He’s doing a voice.
Ha, ha. We're in! Oh, my goodness gravy.
I wanna see.
No. Hold on!
I just wanna see.
We don't have time.
What? What's happening?
I think he's challenging us to a break-dance battle?
Hello! Oh. [Red screams and slams the door] Look, Red, I know we've had our differences.
Oh, like when you tried to eat our young?
I come in peace. [Red throws a mirror in his the face] Ouch. [Red pushes him away] Aah! Look, I don't want to see your face any more than you want to see mine. We're all in danger!
Yeah, from you.
No, we have a truce. Didn't you get my note? It was on a balloon.
Oh, yeah, that's right. You wanted to talk.
This is not how a truce works.
Just say what you gotta say and then get out. [tightens the rope]
Red, we've discovered that there's a third island and they're plotting to destroy us all.
A third island? Give me one reason why I should believe you.
Haven't you noticed any strange objects falling from the sky, giant balls of ice?
It didn't work?
I don't get it.
Of course it didn't work. Laughs even more You all must really love your islands to risk your lives trying to save them. Well guess what - I don't care, because this right here is ICE COLD, BABY!!
NO!
ZETA!!!
What?
WAAAAITTT!!!
What, what?
Mighty Eagle!
Yeah! [Every eagle gasps, except Zeta] I'm the cause of all this. I ran out on you on our wedding day, and ever since then, you've been tormented inside!
Right now, this is when you choose to do this?
So take me, not these islands.
You have got some FLIPPING NERVE!!
I know. I ripped your heartstrings right out!
That's it! Super String!
Silver: What?
Has a burning hole in your sanity!
Set yourself free.
Okay, I'm seeing it! Yeah.
Go ahead! Do your worst to me! I deserve it!
Chuck!
Ethan? Oh!
That is so hilarious/embarassing/I hadn't thought about your fat butt in 20 years!
Wait, what?
You are a lazy, uncoordinated, fish-eyed fool! You ain't worth the salt in your bread. You are nothing! You are nothing to me! I don't think about you AT ALL!! I don't think about your stinky feet! I don't care about your rusty hands! I don't think about your rusty elbows..
News Flash, bro! I am over you, I am over this place, and I'm ready to get that upgrade situation going for me, and my daughter!
Hey. [everyone, except for Debbie, gasps]
Well... our daughter. [Debbie gasps]
What?
Dios mio!
WHAT?!
That's my dad!?
I have a daughter?
Yes, you do! And I raised her all by myself in this icy wasteland! But now, I'm gonna be sipping Pina Coladas on those warm tropical islands, LIKE I DESERVE TO!!
Um, to disappear, like, right now.
Okay. What do you do in your free time?
Yeah, I mean, I don't really have any free time. I kinda protect Bird Island from being attacked, and that's a full-time gig, so yeah.
I thought I heard something about a truce.
Ha, ha! No. A truce, no. That's not gonna last.
You'll have a lot more free time now that nobody needs you anymore, so–
Okay. We are done here.
Are you afraid to talk about your feelings?
You know, just because I don't want to talk about them doesn't mean I'm afraid.
I'm an adult, mom! [to Red and Leonard] Run!
Come on, baby. Go get it. Let's Go get it! Go get the stick!
