Leonard quotes from The Angry Birds Movie 2 (2019)

Leonard

Hello! Oh. [Red screams and slams the door] Look, Red, I know we've had our differences.

Red

Oh, like when you tried to eat our young?

Leonard

I come in peace. [Red throws a mirror in his the face] Ouch. [Red pushes him away] Aah! Look, I don't want to see your face any more than you want to see mine. We're all in danger!

Red

Yeah, from you.

Leonard

No, we have a truce. Didn't you get my note? It was on a balloon.

Red

Oh, yeah, that's right. You wanted to talk.

Leonard

This is not how a truce works.

Red

Just say what you gotta say and then get out. [tightens the rope]

Leonard

Red, we've discovered that there's a third island and they're plotting to destroy us all.

Red

A third island? Give me one reason why I should believe you.

Leonard

Haven't you noticed any strange objects falling from the sky, giant balls of ice?

Leonard

Ha, ha. We're in! Oh, my goodness gravy.

Chuck

I wanna see.

Leonard

No. Hold on!

Chuck

I just wanna see.

Leonard

We don't have time.

Leonard

Uh-oh.

Bomb

What? What's happening?

Leonard

I think he's challenging us to a break-dance battle?

Silver

It didn't work?

Red

I don't get it.

Zeta

Of course it didn't work. Laughs even more You all must really love your islands to risk your lives trying to save them. Well guess what - I don't care, because this right here is ICE COLD, BABY!!

Red

NO!

Mighty Eagle

ZETA!!!

Zeta

What?

Mighty Eagle

WAAAAITTT!!!

Zeta

What, what?

Silver

Mighty Eagle!

Mighty Eagle

Yeah! [Every eagle gasps, except Zeta] I'm the cause of all this. I ran out on you on our wedding day, and ever since then, you've been tormented inside!

Zeta

Right now, this is when you choose to do this?

Mighty Eagle

So take me, not these islands.

Zeta

You have got some FLIPPING NERVE!!

Mighty Eagle

I know. I ripped your heartstrings right out!

Red

That's it! Super String!
Silver: What?

Mighty Eagle

Has a burning hole in your sanity!

Zeta

Set yourself free.

Silver

Okay, I'm seeing it! Yeah.

Mighty Eagle

Go ahead! Do your worst to me! I deserve it!

Silver

Chuck!

Zeta

You think this is about you, Ethan?!

Leonard

Ethan? Oh!

Zeta

That is so hilarious/embarassing/I hadn't thought about your fat butt in 20 years!

Mighty "Ethan" Eagle

Wait, what?

Zeta

You are a lazy, uncoordinated, fish-eyed fool! You ain't worth the salt in your bread. You are nothing! You are nothing to me! I don't think about you AT ALL!! I don't think about your stinky feet! I don't care about your rusty hands! I don't think about your rusty elbows..

Mighty Eagle

Wait! So you have or you haven't thought about me?

Zeta

News Flash, bro! I am over you, I am over this place, and I'm ready to get that upgrade situation going for me, and my daughter!

Hey. [everyone, except for Debbie, gasps]

Zeta

Well... our daughter. [Debbie gasps]

Mighty Eagle

What?

Dios mio!

WHAT?!

That's my dad!?

Mighty Eagle

I have a daughter?

Zeta

Yes, you do! And I raised her all by myself in this icy wasteland! But now, I'm gonna be sipping Pina Coladas on those warm tropical islands, LIKE I DESERVE TO!!

Leonard

Oh, my goodness gravy.

Leonard

Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to our master of gadgetry.

Leonard and Courtney

Garry!

This is it? This is the amazing team I’ve been working around the clock for?

Leonard

Working with what we’ve got.

Well, that’s disappointing, I wanna show Better Then That.

Leonard

Hello, fellow eagle guards.

Hm?

Hm?

Oh, no. He’s doing a voice.

Silver

Okay, Leonard. Time for Plan X.

Leonard

Plan X? I thought you said spandex.

Spandex?

Leonard

Well, I'm working with what I got. Looking good, guys. [Courtney and Garry try to swing their arms to skate] You gotta swing your arms.

I am swinging my arms.

I'm swinging them like this. [Garry falls and sildes over into Courtney]
[Leonard laughs awkwardly and sighs]