A character in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)

Flint Lockwood quotes from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)

Flint Lockwood

3rd most-quoted character in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013): in 14 of its 79 quotes
Most scenes with: Flint (5), Chester V (3), Sam Sparks (3)

A line from Flint Lockwood [after Chester V reveals his true colours]

You...lied to me. But... But you were my idol. My whole life, I looked up to you. I wanted to BE you!

More lines from Flint Lockwood

8 quotes
Flint Lockwood

My name is Flint Lockwood. My whole life I always wanted to be a great inventor. Just like my hero. It was like Chester V was speaking directly to me using the language of science. Just like Chester V, my dream was to make the world a better place. Unfortunately, a lot of people didn't believe in me. But I never gave up. And eventually, I invented this: A machine that could turn water into food! Because of my invention's food weather, I finally made the world a better place. Or so I thought. When the weather evolved into a disaster of epic portions, and the machine started creating dangerous living food, I had to face the truth: It was time to put an end to my FLDSMDFR. By destroying my greatest invention, I made something even better: Friends!

Flint Lockwood

Mom gave me this lab coat because, she always dreamed I do great things.

Flint Lockwood
[to Chester]

They're my wedgie-proof underpants. I, uh... invented them when I was 6.

Flint Lockwood

There's a leek in the boat!! [camera pans down to an actual leek who starts screaming in panic]

Flint Lockwood
[giving his speech to all the foodimals]

Okay, I don't know if you can understand me. I know you think I'm N-woo. But the truth is I'm no N-woo, I'm just a man. A man who's made a lot of mistakes in the last couple of days. And now my friends are in a lot of trouble, thanks to me. Someone once told me that I didn't need friends. That I could accomplish more by myself. I know now more than ever that he was wrong. We need all the friends we can get. And I need your help. All of you. Fruits, vegetables and meat! I need you to help me to get into that factory, save our friends, and get our home back!

Flint Lockwood

That's right. [Shake it off cheeses] Hands up, give me back my friends!

Flint Lockwood
[to Chester V after revealing his plan]

I never should’ve believed in you!

Scenes with Flint Lockwood

5 scenes
Flint
[Sam is holding a big strawberry in her hands]

Sam! Don't touch it! Put it down! Put it DOWN.

Sam

Look at him.

Flint

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Sam

Seriously? Aww. I think I'll name him... Barry!

Flint
[Flint and his friends are walking in the Breakfast Bog, getting close to the FLDSMDFR.]

Almost there. The FLDSMDFR should be across this syrup bog.

[awed]

This is syrup? Syrup is my favorite. [smacks a mosquitoast] Darn mosquitoasts!

Don’t worry, man baby. They, like all the other abominable food monsters, will soon be no more.

Sam

Wait, Flint! What if we’re making... a big mistake?

Flint

Mistake?

Sam

About shutting off the FLDSMDFR. Some of these creatures, they’re incredible!

Incredibly dangerous! We were just attacked by a giant Tacodile!

Flint

He’s right, Sam. I mean, we were almost eaten by a cheese spider.

Sam

It doesn’t mean we have to destroy all of them. Some of the food’s actually been... friendly.

Manny

It is true. The dessert creatures are especially sweet.

Flint

Okay. Maybe we– [Barb smacks him] Argh!

Barb

Mosquitoast! Was gonna bite you.

See? Even the tiniest creatures are attacking us.

Sam

The only reason they're biting is because of the drop of barometric pressure. Bugs do that before a storm. [refers to the storm clouds] And by the look of those nimbostratus clouds–

Miss Sparks, we are not talking about the weather. [hits Flint in the tracking helmet] We are talking about food here. Dangerous food that does not have human emotion.

Flint
[A mosquitoast landed on his nose and Barb flicks it out]

Ow!

Food that are not friendly! [slaps Flint in the face and holds his helmet] FOOD THAT CANNOT LOVE!! [slaps Flint again and pinched his lips]

Sam

Flint, we should be studying the food animals, not killing them. What if he's wrong?

[beat] [to Flint]

The choice is yours, son - live up to your full potential or walk away and let the food monsters destroy Lady Liberty.

Flint

Sam, finding that FLDSMDFR and saving the world, that's what matters.

Sam
[shocked and hurt]

Really? Our opinion doesn't matter?

Flint

Of course, it does! Yes! Yes, it matters, but... just... just not right now.

Uh, oh!

Wrong answer!

Toast!

Sam
[angry]

Yeah!? [takes the drawn vest sticky note off the drawing of Sparkswood] Well, I guess this doesn't matter, either, young Lockwood. [pinned the sticky note on Flint’s shirt] I’ll just... see you back on the boat. [drops the drawing on the syrup and storms off... well, sort of]

Flint

Wait, Sam! Wait, please! No! No. Sam, come back! Come back, Sam, no! No, Sam, Sam, Sam! Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam…!! [to Earl] Hey, Earl, would you talk to her?

[sternly]

You bet I will. Hey, Sam, wait for me! [follows Sam]

Manny

Adios, sayonara. Goodbye, Señor Lockwood. [leaves]

[sadly]

Bye, Flint. [leaves as well]

Steve! [hops onto Manny]

Flint

Et tu, Steve? [his friends leave him on his own with Chester and Barb] What just happened? [picks up the drawing from the syrup]

You've made the right choice, son. [to his sentinels] Sentinels, keep them... safe. [grins as he walks off with Flint and Barb while the sentinels march after the gang]

Flint

The BS-USB... reprogrammed it?!

It was never gonna turn off the machine. A BS-USB? Hello! Your machine is what I wanted all along.

Flint

You... lied to me.

Of course I lied to you. I knew you'd eventually fall for these pathetic creatures.

Flint
[heartbroken]

But… but you were my idol. My whole life, I looked up to you. I wanted to be you!

Oh, Lockwood, I was just using you to get your invention. We're ready. Launch Operation Slice and Dice. [chuckling evilly as the helicopter takes the FLDSMDFR away and the plant wilted. The marshmallows look terrified] And now that I've got what I want, I no longer need you. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. [pushes Flint]

Flint

Wait, wait, wait. No, no, please! [screaming]

Tim

Look, Flint. They came here to help, we all did. It's time to let us. [cut to a leaf of lettuce]

Flint
[gives a speech to the foodimals]

Okay, I don't know if you can understand me. [Meanwhile, Barry comes up to the foodimals, too. He starts to copy Flint's speech] I know you think I'm N-woo. But the truth is I'm no N-woo, I'm just a man. A man who's made a lot of mistakes in the last couple of days. And now my friends are in a lot of trouble, thanks to me. Someone once told me that I didn't need friends. That I could accomplish more by myself. I know now more than ever that he was wrong. We need all the friends we can get. And I need your help. All of you. Fruits, vegetables, and meat! I need you to help me to get into that factory, save our friends, and get our home back!
[The foodimals start cheering]

Sam
[Flint, his friends, and all the foodimals circle around Chester, trapping him]

It's over, Chester.

Mustache.

Flint

Now hand over the FLDSMDFR.

NO! Never!

Flint

Chester, there's nowhere to go!

That's what you think. [to Barb] Save me, monkey!

Barb

I'M AN APE!! [snatches Flint's FLDSMDFR out of Chester's hand]

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