Brent quotes from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)
Played by Andy Samberg
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Sam: Swallow Falls is in trouble! Will you help us?
Brent: You bet I will! I just need someone to cover my shift. [puts his sign in a tree] Thanks, tree.
Brent: You bet I will! I just need someone to cover my shift. [puts his sign in a tree] Thanks, tree.
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Brent: [squeezes into Flint's smaller clothes] Thanks for lending me these skinny jeans, Flint.
Earl: Those aren't skinny jeans.
Manny: Nope.
Brent: My feet are turning purple. Is that bad?
Earl: Those aren't skinny jeans.
Manny: Nope.
Brent: My feet are turning purple. Is that bad?
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Brent: [eating soup made by Manny] Dr. Manny, this is delicious!
Manny: I call it "Manny's Gorilla Stew".
Brent: So how do you make a gorilla stew?
Manny: You keep it waiting for 2 hours.
Manny: I call it "Manny's Gorilla Stew".
Brent: So how do you make a gorilla stew?
Manny: You keep it waiting for 2 hours.
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[Flint and his friends are walking in the Breakfast Bog, getting close to the FLDSMDFR.]
Flint: Almost there. The FLDSMDFR should be across this syrup bog.
Brent: [awed] This is syrup? Syrup is my favorite. [smacks a mosquitoast] Darn mosquitoasts!
Chester: Don’t worry, man baby. They, like all the other abominable food monsters, will soon be no more.
Sam: Wait, Flint! What if we’re making... a big mistake?
Flint: Mistake?
Sam: About shutting off the FLDSMDFR. Some of these creatures, they’re incredible!
Chester: Incredibly dangerous! We were just attacked by a giant Tacodile!
Flint: He’s right, Sam. I mean, we were almost eaten by a cheese spider.
Sam: It doesn’t mean we have to destroy all of them. Some of the food’s actually been... friendly.
Manny: It is true. The dessert creatures are especially sweet.
Flint: Okay. Maybe we– [Barb smacks him] Argh!
Barb: Mosquitoast! Was gonna bite you.
Chester: See? Even the tiniest creatures are attacking us.
Sam: The only reason they're biting is because of the drop of barometric pressure. Bugs do that before a storm. [refers to the storm clouds] And by the look of those nimbostratus clouds–
Chester: Miss Sparks, we are not talking about the weather. [hits Flint in the tracking helmet] We are talking about food here. Dangerous food that does not have human emotion.
Flint: [A mosquitoast landed on his nose and Barb flicks it out] Ow!
Chester: Food that are not friendly! [slaps Flint in the face and holds his helmet] FOOD THAT CANNOT LOVE!! [slaps Flint again and pinched his lips]
Sam: Flint, we should be studying the food animals, not killing them. What if he's wrong?
[beat]
Chester: [to Flint] The choice is yours, son - live up to your full potential or walk away and let the food monsters destroy Lady Liberty.
Flint: Sam, finding that FLDSMDFR and saving the world, that's what matters.
Sam: [shocked and hurt] Really? Our opinion doesn't matter?
Flint: Of course, it does! Yes! Yes, it matters, but... just... just not right now.
Brent: Uh, oh!
Earl: Wrong answer!
Steve: Toast!
Sam: [angry] Yeah!? [takes the drawn vest sticky note off the drawing of Sparkswood] Well, I guess this doesn't matter, either, young Lockwood. [pinned the sticky note on Flint’s shirt] I’ll just... see you back on the boat. [drops the drawing on the syrup and storms off... well, sort of]
Flint: Wait, Sam! Wait, please! No! No. Sam, come back! Come back, Sam, no! No, Sam, Sam, Sam! Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam…!! [to Earl] Hey, Earl, would you talk to her?
Earl: [sternly] You bet I will. Hey, Sam, wait for me! [follows Sam]
Manny: Adios, sayonara. Goodbye, Señor Lockwood. [leaves]
Brent: [sadly] Bye, Flint. [leaves as well]
Steve: Steve! [hops onto Manny]
Flint: Et tu, Steve? [his friends leave him on his own with Chester and Barb] What just happened? [picks up the drawing from the syrup]
Chester: You've made the right choice, son. [to his sentinels] Sentinels, keep them... safe. [grins as he walks off with Flint and Barb while the sentinels march after the gang]
Flint: Almost there. The FLDSMDFR should be across this syrup bog.
Brent: [awed] This is syrup? Syrup is my favorite. [smacks a mosquitoast] Darn mosquitoasts!
Chester: Don’t worry, man baby. They, like all the other abominable food monsters, will soon be no more.
Sam: Wait, Flint! What if we’re making... a big mistake?
Flint: Mistake?
Sam: About shutting off the FLDSMDFR. Some of these creatures, they’re incredible!
Chester: Incredibly dangerous! We were just attacked by a giant Tacodile!
Flint: He’s right, Sam. I mean, we were almost eaten by a cheese spider.
Sam: It doesn’t mean we have to destroy all of them. Some of the food’s actually been... friendly.
Manny: It is true. The dessert creatures are especially sweet.
Flint: Okay. Maybe we– [Barb smacks him] Argh!
Barb: Mosquitoast! Was gonna bite you.
Chester: See? Even the tiniest creatures are attacking us.
Sam: The only reason they're biting is because of the drop of barometric pressure. Bugs do that before a storm. [refers to the storm clouds] And by the look of those nimbostratus clouds–
Chester: Miss Sparks, we are not talking about the weather. [hits Flint in the tracking helmet] We are talking about food here. Dangerous food that does not have human emotion.
Flint: [A mosquitoast landed on his nose and Barb flicks it out] Ow!
Chester: Food that are not friendly! [slaps Flint in the face and holds his helmet] FOOD THAT CANNOT LOVE!! [slaps Flint again and pinched his lips]
Sam: Flint, we should be studying the food animals, not killing them. What if he's wrong?
[beat]
Chester: [to Flint] The choice is yours, son - live up to your full potential or walk away and let the food monsters destroy Lady Liberty.
Flint: Sam, finding that FLDSMDFR and saving the world, that's what matters.
Sam: [shocked and hurt] Really? Our opinion doesn't matter?
Flint: Of course, it does! Yes! Yes, it matters, but... just... just not right now.
Brent: Uh, oh!
Earl: Wrong answer!
Steve: Toast!
Sam: [angry] Yeah!? [takes the drawn vest sticky note off the drawing of Sparkswood] Well, I guess this doesn't matter, either, young Lockwood. [pinned the sticky note on Flint’s shirt] I’ll just... see you back on the boat. [drops the drawing on the syrup and storms off... well, sort of]
Flint: Wait, Sam! Wait, please! No! No. Sam, come back! Come back, Sam, no! No, Sam, Sam, Sam! Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam…!! [to Earl] Hey, Earl, would you talk to her?
Earl: [sternly] You bet I will. Hey, Sam, wait for me! [follows Sam]
Manny: Adios, sayonara. Goodbye, Señor Lockwood. [leaves]
Brent: [sadly] Bye, Flint. [leaves as well]
Steve: Steve! [hops onto Manny]
Flint: Et tu, Steve? [his friends leave him on his own with Chester and Barb] What just happened? [picks up the drawing from the syrup]
Chester: You've made the right choice, son. [to his sentinels] Sentinels, keep them... safe. [grins as he walks off with Flint and Barb while the sentinels march after the gang]
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[After Sam, Earl, Brent, Manny and Steve encounter the Cheespider]
Brent: Whoa. What's it doing?
Sam: I think she wants you to scratch her buns.
Brent: Aw, I like that, too. [scratching the Cheespider's bottom bun] Who's a good Cheespider? Oh, she's cute!
Brent: Whoa. What's it doing?
Sam: I think she wants you to scratch her buns.
Brent: Aw, I like that, too. [scratching the Cheespider's bottom bun] Who's a good Cheespider? Oh, she's cute!
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Brent: Okay, Steve. If me and you put our two brilliant minds together, we will get out of here.
Earl: Brent, do you ever get the feeling that maybe Steve Lockwood is just a monkey?
Brent: [covers Steve's ears] Why would you say that about him, Earl? Why would you ever say that?!
Barb: Of course he's just a monkey. How stupid are you people? No one should ever put any trust in a monkey.
Sam: Chester thinks you're a monkey.
Barb: Well, I'm an ape. Chester knows that.
Sam: But he calls you a monkey.
Brent: Ohh…!
Manny: It is true, he does.
Barb: He's just joking around. Chester's my best friend.
Sam: If Chester was really your friend, would he still call you a monkey?
Earl: Brent, do you ever get the feeling that maybe Steve Lockwood is just a monkey?
Brent: [covers Steve's ears] Why would you say that about him, Earl? Why would you ever say that?!
Barb: Of course he's just a monkey. How stupid are you people? No one should ever put any trust in a monkey.
Sam: Chester thinks you're a monkey.
Barb: Well, I'm an ape. Chester knows that.
Sam: But he calls you a monkey.
Brent: Ohh…!
Manny: It is true, he does.
Barb: He's just joking around. Chester's my best friend.
Sam: If Chester was really your friend, would he still call you a monkey?
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Earl: Flint Lockwood, you are a fisher man.
Steve: Happy!
Brent: [laughs] Hey, look! Rainbows!
Steve: Happy!
Brent: [laughs] Hey, look! Rainbows!
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[Flint and his friends arrive at Swallow Falls, looking around, seeing that's been turned into a tropical jungle.]
Flint: Look what's happened to our town.
Earl: Look! There's my angel son, Cal's old preschool.
Manny: [gasps] My old van.
Brent: [gasps and points at something] Look! That old thing that I've never seen before!
[They see the Live Corp bunker, damaged and covered in a cheesy spiderweb.]
Flint: That's where the Thinkquanauts were attacked by a cheespider.
Brent: It's like a cheesy spider web, made of cheese!
Flint: Look what's happened to our town.
Earl: Look! There's my angel son, Cal's old preschool.
Manny: [gasps] My old van.
Brent: [gasps and points at something] Look! That old thing that I've never seen before!
[They see the Live Corp bunker, damaged and covered in a cheesy spiderweb.]
Flint: That's where the Thinkquanauts were attacked by a cheespider.
Brent: It's like a cheesy spider web, made of cheese!
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Sam: I can’t believe Flint is still listening to that guy!
Manny: Flint is naive. It appears he is being manipulated for some nefarious purpose.
Sam: [frustrated] Of course he is!
Earl: [quietly] Sam, freeze!
Sam: What?
Earl: Stay calm and toward me slowly.
Brent: Very slowly.
Sam: [annoyed as the cheespider creeps up behind her] Oh, come on. Now you're acting weird. I'm in no mood for this.
[The cheespider roars, and Sam turns around and screams in terror]
Manny: Flint is naive. It appears he is being manipulated for some nefarious purpose.
Sam: [frustrated] Of course he is!
Earl: [quietly] Sam, freeze!
Sam: What?
Earl: Stay calm and toward me slowly.
Brent: Very slowly.
Sam: [annoyed as the cheespider creeps up behind her] Oh, come on. Now you're acting weird. I'm in no mood for this.
[The cheespider roars, and Sam turns around and screams in terror]
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[After they encounter the cheespider...]
Brent: What's it doing?
Sam: I think she wants you to scratch her buns.
Brent: I like that, too. [scratches the cheespider's bun] Who's a good cheespider? She's cute!
Earl: But why did she attack us before?
Sam: 'Cause we were dressed like them. [points up to the cheespider's cheese-web]
Brent: [confused] She doesn't like backpacks?
Manny: No. It appears she doesn't like Live Corp. The food creatures know something we do not. [flips the Live Corp logo on his camera, revealing the word "Live" spelled backwards]
[Earl, Sam, Steve, and the cheespider all gasp in shock.]
Brent: Who's Evel?
Manny: Not "evel", evil.
Sam: I knew it! Chester's up to something terrible! We gotta warn Flint.
Earl: Let's ride!
Brent: What's it doing?
Sam: I think she wants you to scratch her buns.
Brent: I like that, too. [scratches the cheespider's bun] Who's a good cheespider? She's cute!
Earl: But why did she attack us before?
Sam: 'Cause we were dressed like them. [points up to the cheespider's cheese-web]
Brent: [confused] She doesn't like backpacks?
Manny: No. It appears she doesn't like Live Corp. The food creatures know something we do not. [flips the Live Corp logo on his camera, revealing the word "Live" spelled backwards]
[Earl, Sam, Steve, and the cheespider all gasp in shock.]
Brent: Who's Evel?
Manny: Not "evel", evil.
Sam: I knew it! Chester's up to something terrible! We gotta warn Flint.
Earl: Let's ride!
Other characters in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013): Chester V · Flint · Flint Lockwood · Sam Sparks · Steve · Earl Devereaux · Manny · Sam · Earl · Barb · Tim Lockwood · Tim
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