Sam Sparks quotes
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Flint, everyone gets humiliated on national television. It's not that big of a deal.
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For what it's worth, the people who really care about you think you look great in your lab coat.
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That is the biggest strawberry I've ever seen in my life!
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[to Flint and Chester] You guys have been wearing the same underwear since you were kids?
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[taming the Cheespider] It's okay, guys. See? She’s not mean. She’s just a little beefy.
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Oh, crap balls.
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It's over, Chester.