A character in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)

Chester V quotes from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)

Chester V

Most-quoted character in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013): in 16 of its 79 quotes
Most scenes with: Flint (4), Flint Lockwood (3), Steve (3)

A line from Chester V [last words before his death]

My holograms, save me! [his holograms form into a net to save him from the Food Bar machine] See, young Lockwood? With my holograms… [as soon as his holograms touch him, however, they disappear] Oh, fudge. [ducks into his vest which bounces off the Food Bar machine like a pinball until he's finally launched towards the exit] I saved myself! [just before he could go through the exit, however, the Cheespider grabs him with her cheese tongue and eats him... alive, killing him]

More lines from Chester V

11 quotes
Chester V
[repeating line]

Can your ideas change the world?

Chester V

I learned that your FLDSMDFR food was far more delicious than "food" food. So using your foodimals as ingredients would make my products super delicious! I had to have your invention, unfortunately I couldn't find it. Until, you helped me.

Chester V

This is why I work alone. Monkey! You are dismissed.

Chester V

The United Nations has asked me and my Thinkquanauts to assist in the cleanup and containment of the leftovers all over the world. Including your Swallow Falls.

Chester V

Our newest Live Corp think is... Flint... [Flint: YEAH!] ...ly McCallahan! [Flint: No!]

Chester V

We can't let these "friends" tell the world anything.

Chester V
[telling Flint to remember the ancient Chinese proverb in English]

"Stew offered by a bully is poisoned broth."

Chester V

We don't have more time. If we don't get the FLDSMDFR in the next 48 hours, we'll miss our deadline to release Food Bar 8.0! I'll be a laughing stock!

Scenes with Chester V

4 scenes
Flint
[Flint and his friends are walking in the Breakfast Bog, getting close to the FLDSMDFR.]

Almost there. The FLDSMDFR should be across this syrup bog.

[awed]

This is syrup? Syrup is my favorite. [smacks a mosquitoast] Darn mosquitoasts!

Chester

Don’t worry, man baby. They, like all the other abominable food monsters, will soon be no more.

Sam

Wait, Flint! What if we’re making... a big mistake?

Flint

Mistake?

Sam

About shutting off the FLDSMDFR. Some of these creatures, they’re incredible!

Chester

Incredibly dangerous! We were just attacked by a giant Tacodile!

Flint

He’s right, Sam. I mean, we were almost eaten by a cheese spider.

Sam

It doesn’t mean we have to destroy all of them. Some of the food’s actually been... friendly.

Manny

It is true. The dessert creatures are especially sweet.

Flint

Okay. Maybe we– [Barb smacks him] Argh!

Barb

Mosquitoast! Was gonna bite you.

Chester

See? Even the tiniest creatures are attacking us.

Sam

The only reason they're biting is because of the drop of barometric pressure. Bugs do that before a storm. [refers to the storm clouds] And by the look of those nimbostratus clouds–

Chester

Miss Sparks, we are not talking about the weather. [hits Flint in the tracking helmet] We are talking about food here. Dangerous food that does not have human emotion.

Flint
[A mosquitoast landed on his nose and Barb flicks it out]

Ow!

Chester

Food that are not friendly! [slaps Flint in the face and holds his helmet] FOOD THAT CANNOT LOVE!! [slaps Flint again and pinched his lips]

Sam

Flint, we should be studying the food animals, not killing them. What if he's wrong?

Chester
[beat] [to Flint]

The choice is yours, son - live up to your full potential or walk away and let the food monsters destroy Lady Liberty.

Flint

Sam, finding that FLDSMDFR and saving the world, that's what matters.

Sam
[shocked and hurt]

Really? Our opinion doesn't matter?

Flint

Of course, it does! Yes! Yes, it matters, but... just... just not right now.

Uh, oh!

Wrong answer!

Toast!

Sam
[angry]

Yeah!? [takes the drawn vest sticky note off the drawing of Sparkswood] Well, I guess this doesn't matter, either, young Lockwood. [pinned the sticky note on Flint’s shirt] I’ll just... see you back on the boat. [drops the drawing on the syrup and storms off... well, sort of]

Flint

Wait, Sam! Wait, please! No! No. Sam, come back! Come back, Sam, no! No, Sam, Sam, Sam! Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam…!! [to Earl] Hey, Earl, would you talk to her?

[sternly]

You bet I will. Hey, Sam, wait for me! [follows Sam]

Manny

Adios, sayonara. Goodbye, Señor Lockwood. [leaves]

[sadly]

Bye, Flint. [leaves as well]

Steve! [hops onto Manny]

Flint

Et tu, Steve? [his friends leave him on his own with Chester and Barb] What just happened? [picks up the drawing from the syrup]

Chester

You've made the right choice, son. [to his sentinels] Sentinels, keep them... safe. [grins as he walks off with Flint and Barb while the sentinels march after the gang]

Flint

The BS-USB... reprogrammed it?!

Chester

It was never gonna turn off the machine. A BS-USB? Hello! Your machine is what I wanted all along.

Flint

You... lied to me.

Chester

Of course I lied to you. I knew you'd eventually fall for these pathetic creatures.

Flint
[heartbroken]

But… but you were my idol. My whole life, I looked up to you. I wanted to be you!

Chester

Oh, Lockwood, I was just using you to get your invention. We're ready. Launch Operation Slice and Dice. [chuckling evilly as the helicopter takes the FLDSMDFR away and the plant wilted. The marshmallows look terrified] And now that I've got what I want, I no longer need you. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. [pushes Flint]

Flint

Wait, wait, wait. No, no, please! [screaming]

Sam
[Flint, his friends, and all the foodimals circle around Chester, trapping him]

It's over, Chester.

Mustache.

Flint

Now hand over the FLDSMDFR.

Chester

NO! Never!

Flint

Chester, there's nowhere to go!

Chester

That's what you think. [to Barb] Save me, monkey!

Barb

I'M AN APE!! [snatches Flint's FLDSMDFR out of Chester's hand]

Flint

What is that thing?

Cheesy.

Chester

It appears to be a living cheeseburger with french fry legs and sesame seed eyes.

Flint

Living food? Oh, no. This could only mean one thing. The FLDSMDFR survived the explosion, and it's still operating!

Chester

This is what worries me most. They're trying to learn to swim. [Flint spits out his coffee] If they succeed and get to the mainland, they will destroy monuments all around the world, including the one monument your food storm didn't destroy.

Flint

Not Lady Liberty!

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