Most-quoted character in The Brothers Solomon (2007): in 5 of its 5 quotes
Most scenes with: John Solomon (4)
I literally cannot wait to feel myself inside you!
Janine Whoa! The only thing you're going to feel yourself inside of is a cold Dixie cup!
Dean Solomon Well, that certainly doesn't make your vagina sound very appealing."
So she got hit by a bus, huh? Poor girl.
Dean Solomon Yeah, the bus took a pretty serious hit too. I mean she was a large girl. Comfortably in the 200s.
Do you have any pictures of the kids? Something that we can... [points to picture of adoption agency representatives son] Oh, Dean. How about that little guy?
Dean Solomon No friggin way! Under no circumstances. Hes got like Bells Palsy or something. [agency representative appears visibly upset]
I think we maybe need to broaden our search to include less conventional methods of having a baby.
Dean Solomon Like anal?
Dean Solomon THERE YOU GO AGAIN, MAKING ME A BETTER PERSON!
