The Brothers Solomon 2007 quotes

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Most scenes together: Dean Solomon & John Solomon (4)

The Brothers Solomon quotes

[discussing adoption options with agency representative and father]

Do you have any pictures of the kids? Something that we can... [points to picture of adoption agency representatives son] Oh, Dean. How about that little guy?

No friggin way! Under no circumstances. Hes got like Bells Palsy or something. [agency representative appears visibly upset]

[discussing plans for conception with their willing surrogate, Janine]

I literally cannot wait to feel myself inside you!

Janine

Whoa! The only thing you're going to feel yourself inside of is a cold Dixie cup!

Well, that certainly doesn't make your vagina sound very appealing."

[talking about the unfortunate luck a the end of one of Dean's dates]

So she got hit by a bus, huh? Poor girl.

Yeah, the bus took a pretty serious hit too. I mean she was a large girl. Comfortably in the 200s.

[when trying to figure out a plan to conceive a child]

I think we maybe need to broaden our search to include less conventional methods of having a baby.

Like anal?