Norville "Shaggy" Rogers quotes from Scoob! (2020)
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Zoinks!
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Uh, guys, I think we've just found the world's smallest Walmart.
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[after Scooby chooses to be with the Falcon Force] I never thought I'd say this, but Simon Cowell was right! "You can't count on friendship!"
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[pleading to Brian Crown / Blue Falcon, Dynomutt and Dee Dee Skyes] I don't know, Why don't you ask Fred because right now, I need to tell Scoob— [been kicked by Dick Dastardly and captured Scooby-Doo who tricking him to disguise as Fred Jones, shocked] Dick Dastardly?!
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Stop, STOP IT ALL OF YOU! It's my fault. I'm to blame. I let my own jealousy break me and Scooby up. I was afraid that with his new suit and his new team, things were gonna change. And they did change. But, like, that's okay. People can grow. But it doesn't mean that we're growing apart. Because the one thing that will never change is that Scooby-Doo is my best friend. Ten years ago, a little boy made a promise to a stray puppy that he'd never leave him no matter what. And I'm gonna keep that promise. Now, it's time we stop this mustachioed menace for opening the gates to the underpass... (Dee Dee: Underworld.) ...and letting loose the fearsome sippy-cup. (Dynomutt: Cerberus.) So what do you say we get out of Middle-earth... (Brian: Copyright infringement.) ...and go get my always-snacking, never-lacking, often-napping dog back! Who's with me? (Fred, Daphne, Velma, Brian, Dynomutt, and Dee Dee: We are!) Let's do this!
Scenes with Norville "Shaggy" Rogers
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[Opening scene to Venice, California, as Tupac's "California Love" plays. We see dozens of sights before coming to Alexander’s Great Gyro. A huge roll of meat was then taken by a brown puppy.]
Young Scooby-Doo: Rike!
Restaurant Owner: What?! You little mutt! Come back here!
Scooby: Oh!
Restaurant Owner: Bring back my gyros!
Woman: Hey, watch it!
Scooby: Excuse me. Pardon me. Whoa!
Man: Hey!
Scooby: Sorry!
Man: Bone-headed pooch!
Scooby: Ruh-roh!
Officer Gary: Dispatch! I've got a stray dog on a tube of compressed meat. [Scooby hops over the cop and rolls off while he gives chase on his bike.] I repeat, we’ve a grand theft gyro in progress! Hey! Slow down!
[The chase went down the sidewalk then down the skating rink. As they flew up in the air, they accidentally switched rides, with the cop on the gyro and Scooby on the bike.]
Officer Gary: Huh?
Scooby: Yikes.
[They landed down and then flew back up. As they fly through the air...]
Officer Gary: [in slow-mo] Hey!
[Scooby grabs back the gyro and gets on it as he and the officer land on the ground. The chase then continues down the streets of Venice, where they run past a lonely young boy named Norville "Shaggy" Rogers, making him drop his food.]
Young Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks! Like, slow down, dude. [He puts on his earbuds and gets out his cellphone. He activates a Backstreet Boys song, Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely, only to realize it was a mistake. He then switches to Three Dog Night’s One is the Loneliest Number. That didn’t do good either. Then, to Mr. Lonely by Bobby Vinton. None of the songs were helping the boy. So, he switches to a motivational podcast hosted by Ira Glass. As the young boy walks...]
Ira Glass: [on radio] Hello, I’m Ira Glass. Welcome to another episode of my new podcast. Friends. Who needs ‘em? You do. This week’s challenge: put yourself out there. When the hand of friendship is offered to you, take it. You can do it. Now go. Make some friends.
[Young Shaggy was still sad, but he wanted to give it a chance. Back on the chase...]
Scooby: [as he rolls past some people] Excuse me! Coming through!
[As the officer rode in, Scooby and the gyro were gone. He looks around, not knowing that they were hiding in the backs of two mounds of sand, one of which has seaweed on top.]
Scooby: Phew. [Just then, the same boy Shaggy walks in and stops at the sand mounds.] Huh?
Young Shaggy: Make friends. Check. [Soon, he makes a picnic with the sand mounds, now fitted with seashells for eyes and sand mouths. He grabs himself a sandwich as he starts to make conversation with the pretend friends.] Nice to meet you, Shelly and Sandy. How was your day? Oh, you want me to start? [Scooby started to listen through.] How polite, Sandy. Well, I told my mom I was meeting my friends at the beach, so if she asks, this technically counts as a playdate. But it’s all good. I like eating lunch by myself. [becomes sad] And hanging out by myself. And playing ping pong by myself. I lose a lot of balls.
[Shaggy looks sad. Scooby looks worried. He knows what it’s like to be alone. With a determined expression, he decides to get out of his hiding place. The puppy shows his face to the boy behind the sand mound. Shaggy looks up and notices in shock. They yelped at each other then blinked and stared. Shaggy sees that he’s staring at him. He then pushes his sandwich toward the puppy. He walks to him.] I got to warn you. It’s got gummi worms, tater tots, and ketchup leather. [Scooby was confused.] I know! No liverwurst. It’s not like me to forget the protein. [Scooby gets an idea. He walks away...] Yeah, I get it. Nobody likes my sandwiches. [...and returns with the gyro.] Whoa!
[Shaggy hands Scooby a fork and knife to cut off pieces of the gyro and place them in the sandwiches. They clink their sandwiches together and eat them in one gulp.]
Young Shaggy: Mm. Is that peppercorn?
Scooby: Sand.
[The two giggle for a moment.]
Officer Gary: There you are! [They yelp and Scooby leaps into the boy’s arms. The officer had found Scooby at last.] This mangy stray's done enough damage for today. He's coming with me.
Young Shaggy: He's not a stray.
Officer Gary: Is he your dog?
Young Shaggy: He is, like, totally mine. [to Scooby] If you wanna be.
Scooby: I'd like that very much.
Officer Gary: Okay, then. What's his name?
Scooby: I don't have one.
Young Shaggy: His name's... [As he tries to think up a name, he looks down on a box of Scooby Snacks and gets an idea.] Snacks.
Officer Gary: What?
Scooby: Snacks?
Young Shaggy: Uh, I mean... Scooby!
Officer Gary: Middle name?
Young Shaggy: Dooby?
Officer Gary: Last name.
Young Shaggy: Doo.
Officer Gary: All right. If the dog has a middle name, there's no punishment for damages or theft. I don't like it, but them's the laws. Well, have a good day, sir. Mr. Dooby-Doo. [gets on his bike and pedals off. The two laugh.]
Young Shaggy: I'm Norville, but everyone calls me Shaggy.
Scooby: Raggy.
Young Shaggy: [laughs] No, it's Shaggy.
Scooby: That's what I said. Raggy.
Young Shaggy: We'll work on it.
[The two fist-bump.]
Young Scooby-Doo: Rike!
Restaurant Owner: What?! You little mutt! Come back here!
Scooby: Oh!
Restaurant Owner: Bring back my gyros!
Woman: Hey, watch it!
Scooby: Excuse me. Pardon me. Whoa!
Man: Hey!
Scooby: Sorry!
Man: Bone-headed pooch!
Scooby: Ruh-roh!
Officer Gary: Dispatch! I've got a stray dog on a tube of compressed meat. [Scooby hops over the cop and rolls off while he gives chase on his bike.] I repeat, we’ve a grand theft gyro in progress! Hey! Slow down!
[The chase went down the sidewalk then down the skating rink. As they flew up in the air, they accidentally switched rides, with the cop on the gyro and Scooby on the bike.]
Officer Gary: Huh?
Scooby: Yikes.
[They landed down and then flew back up. As they fly through the air...]
Officer Gary: [in slow-mo] Hey!
[Scooby grabs back the gyro and gets on it as he and the officer land on the ground. The chase then continues down the streets of Venice, where they run past a lonely young boy named Norville "Shaggy" Rogers, making him drop his food.]
Young Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks! Like, slow down, dude. [He puts on his earbuds and gets out his cellphone. He activates a Backstreet Boys song, Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely, only to realize it was a mistake. He then switches to Three Dog Night’s One is the Loneliest Number. That didn’t do good either. Then, to Mr. Lonely by Bobby Vinton. None of the songs were helping the boy. So, he switches to a motivational podcast hosted by Ira Glass. As the young boy walks...]
Ira Glass: [on radio] Hello, I’m Ira Glass. Welcome to another episode of my new podcast. Friends. Who needs ‘em? You do. This week’s challenge: put yourself out there. When the hand of friendship is offered to you, take it. You can do it. Now go. Make some friends.
[Young Shaggy was still sad, but he wanted to give it a chance. Back on the chase...]
Scooby: [as he rolls past some people] Excuse me! Coming through!
[As the officer rode in, Scooby and the gyro were gone. He looks around, not knowing that they were hiding in the backs of two mounds of sand, one of which has seaweed on top.]
Scooby: Phew. [Just then, the same boy Shaggy walks in and stops at the sand mounds.] Huh?
Young Shaggy: Make friends. Check. [Soon, he makes a picnic with the sand mounds, now fitted with seashells for eyes and sand mouths. He grabs himself a sandwich as he starts to make conversation with the pretend friends.] Nice to meet you, Shelly and Sandy. How was your day? Oh, you want me to start? [Scooby started to listen through.] How polite, Sandy. Well, I told my mom I was meeting my friends at the beach, so if she asks, this technically counts as a playdate. But it’s all good. I like eating lunch by myself. [becomes sad] And hanging out by myself. And playing ping pong by myself. I lose a lot of balls.
[Shaggy looks sad. Scooby looks worried. He knows what it’s like to be alone. With a determined expression, he decides to get out of his hiding place. The puppy shows his face to the boy behind the sand mound. Shaggy looks up and notices in shock. They yelped at each other then blinked and stared. Shaggy sees that he’s staring at him. He then pushes his sandwich toward the puppy. He walks to him.] I got to warn you. It’s got gummi worms, tater tots, and ketchup leather. [Scooby was confused.] I know! No liverwurst. It’s not like me to forget the protein. [Scooby gets an idea. He walks away...] Yeah, I get it. Nobody likes my sandwiches. [...and returns with the gyro.] Whoa!
[Shaggy hands Scooby a fork and knife to cut off pieces of the gyro and place them in the sandwiches. They clink their sandwiches together and eat them in one gulp.]
Young Shaggy: Mm. Is that peppercorn?
Scooby: Sand.
[The two giggle for a moment.]
Officer Gary: There you are! [They yelp and Scooby leaps into the boy’s arms. The officer had found Scooby at last.] This mangy stray's done enough damage for today. He's coming with me.
Young Shaggy: He's not a stray.
Officer Gary: Is he your dog?
Young Shaggy: He is, like, totally mine. [to Scooby] If you wanna be.
Scooby: I'd like that very much.
Officer Gary: Okay, then. What's his name?
Scooby: I don't have one.
Young Shaggy: His name's... [As he tries to think up a name, he looks down on a box of Scooby Snacks and gets an idea.] Snacks.
Officer Gary: What?
Scooby: Snacks?
Young Shaggy: Uh, I mean... Scooby!
Officer Gary: Middle name?
Young Shaggy: Dooby?
Officer Gary: Last name.
Young Shaggy: Doo.
Officer Gary: All right. If the dog has a middle name, there's no punishment for damages or theft. I don't like it, but them's the laws. Well, have a good day, sir. Mr. Dooby-Doo. [gets on his bike and pedals off. The two laugh.]
Young Shaggy: I'm Norville, but everyone calls me Shaggy.
Scooby: Raggy.
Young Shaggy: [laughs] No, it's Shaggy.
Scooby: That's what I said. Raggy.
Young Shaggy: We'll work on it.
[The two fist-bump.]
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Fred Jones: All right, everybody. I would like to pose to you all the question of questions. What's next for Mystery Inc.?
Shaggy Rogers: Ooh, I totally have the answer. Lunch.
Daphne Blake: No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that...
Scooby-Doo: I was also gonna say lunch.
Fred: Guys, guys, guys. The Mystery Machine needs a whole new... Needs a whole new everything, and I'm never gonna get that smell out.
Scooby: I told you I needed a walk.
Velma Dinkley: It's time to turn Mystery Inc. into a real business.
Shaggy: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Daphne: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Scooby: I handle our accounting.
Velma: Look, we're ready to take on bigger cases, scarier villains, and creepier mysteries, but that takes money. Fortunately, we found a possible investor.
Simon Cowell: [comes in the diner and sits down with them] Oh, whoopee, a diner. I'll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer.
Shaggy: Whoa, man! It's Simon Cowell. [pulls out his phone and plays Shallow by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper]
Shaggy and Scooby: [singing] In the shallow In the shallow
Shaggy: [continues singing] I'm off the deep end watch as I dive in...
Simon Cowell: Uh, congratulations, gentlemen. You are terrible.
Fred: How does he do that? See, he's mean, but he makes it fun.
Velma: We appreciate your interest in Mystery Inc., Mr. Cowell.
Simon Cowell: Every successful group requires hard work and determination. Identifying potential is what I do, and you have got it. Fred, you're the tank. The muscle.
Fred: Cool.
Simon Cowell: Daphne is the people person. The empath.
Daphne: Aw.
Simon Cowell: And Velma's got the smarts and technical savvy.
Velma: Thanks.
Simon Cowell: But you two aren't even listening. You're eating a clownishly oversized sandwich.
Shaggy: Like, sorry, man. You lost us at, "Hard work and determination."
Scooby: But you got us back at "sandwich."
Simon Cowell: Look, a group can only be as strong as its weakest links. Bottom line, I can't invest with these two involved.
Daphne: But, Mr. Cowell, Shaggy and Scooby are our best friends.
Shaggy: Yeah, and like, what's more valuable than friendship?
Simon Cowell: Literally, anything. You can't count on friendship. People change. And when you get into real trouble, friendship won't save the day.
Shaggy: Like, we don't need this, Scoob. Let's bounce.
Scooby: Yeah, we know when we're not wanted. [he and Shaggy leave the diner]
Daphne: No. Ugh. Wait.
Fred: Come on, guys.
Velma: He didn't mean it.
Scooby: [comes back for the fries] No fries for you. Hmm! [leaves]
Shaggy Rogers: Ooh, I totally have the answer. Lunch.
Daphne Blake: No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that...
Scooby-Doo: I was also gonna say lunch.
Fred: Guys, guys, guys. The Mystery Machine needs a whole new... Needs a whole new everything, and I'm never gonna get that smell out.
Scooby: I told you I needed a walk.
Velma Dinkley: It's time to turn Mystery Inc. into a real business.
Shaggy: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Daphne: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Scooby: I handle our accounting.
Velma: Look, we're ready to take on bigger cases, scarier villains, and creepier mysteries, but that takes money. Fortunately, we found a possible investor.
Simon Cowell: [comes in the diner and sits down with them] Oh, whoopee, a diner. I'll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer.
Shaggy: Whoa, man! It's Simon Cowell. [pulls out his phone and plays Shallow by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper]
Shaggy and Scooby: [singing] In the shallow In the shallow
Shaggy: [continues singing] I'm off the deep end watch as I dive in...
Simon Cowell: Uh, congratulations, gentlemen. You are terrible.
Fred: How does he do that? See, he's mean, but he makes it fun.
Velma: We appreciate your interest in Mystery Inc., Mr. Cowell.
Simon Cowell: Every successful group requires hard work and determination. Identifying potential is what I do, and you have got it. Fred, you're the tank. The muscle.
Fred: Cool.
Simon Cowell: Daphne is the people person. The empath.
Daphne: Aw.
Simon Cowell: And Velma's got the smarts and technical savvy.
Velma: Thanks.
Simon Cowell: But you two aren't even listening. You're eating a clownishly oversized sandwich.
Shaggy: Like, sorry, man. You lost us at, "Hard work and determination."
Scooby: But you got us back at "sandwich."
Simon Cowell: Look, a group can only be as strong as its weakest links. Bottom line, I can't invest with these two involved.
Daphne: But, Mr. Cowell, Shaggy and Scooby are our best friends.
Shaggy: Yeah, and like, what's more valuable than friendship?
Simon Cowell: Literally, anything. You can't count on friendship. People change. And when you get into real trouble, friendship won't save the day.
Shaggy: Like, we don't need this, Scoob. Let's bounce.
Scooby: Yeah, we know when we're not wanted. [he and Shaggy leave the diner]
Daphne: No. Ugh. Wait.
Fred: Come on, guys.
Velma: He didn't mean it.
Scooby: [comes back for the fries] No fries for you. Hmm! [leaves]
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Shaggy: Dude, hang on. Do you realize where we are?
Scooby: No.
Shaggy: Look around, man. The clean modern aesthetic. The cool blue color palette. We're in…
Scooby: IKEA!
Shaggy: The Falcon Fury! Did you say "IKEA"?
Scooby: Nope. I said "Falcon Fury". Just like you.
[The doors open and Dee Dee Skyes comes to them]
Dee Dee Skyes: Gentlemen, welcome aboard. I'm Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury.
Shaggy: Well, we're Scoob—
Dee Dee: Scooby and Shaggy. We know. Follow me.
Scooby: Who sent those robots?
Dee Dee: It's this guy named Dick Dastardly. Shocker! He's a psychotic supervillain. He's trying to [mimics cut-throat] you.
Shaggy: Scoob, somebody thinks we're important enough to [mimics cut-throat].
Scooby: It's nice to be wanted.
Dee Dee: Mm, I hear that.
[They enter the control room as Shaggy and Scooby are amazed at it]
Dee Dee: Yes, I know it's super cool in here, and I would totally let you guys touch random buttons, but they told me we need to move. [The lights turn off] Seriously? We're doing this now?
Shaggy: Ooh, is it him? Is it him?
Dee Dee Yep. He likes to make an entrance.
Keith: [voice] Ladies and gentlemen, since the dawn of time, the falcon has been worshiped as a symbol of freedom and victory. Now, a new kind of falcon rules the sky. And he is one bad mamma jamma.
Shaggy and Scooby: Blue Falcon!
[All I Do is Win by DJ Khaled ft. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain and Snoop Dogg plays as Blue Falcon makes an awesome entrance.]
Blue Falcon: Welcome to the Falcon Fury. [poses; Shaggy and Scooby shudder excitedly] Hang on, hang on. Turn on the lights. [The lights turn back on] Where are my balloons, Dee Dee? When I say "Falcon Fury", that's supposed to cue the balloons. Keith, what is the deal up there, man?
Keith: [voice] I missed the cue.
Blue Falcon: Duh. You've got one job, pal. Anyway, welcome aboard, I'm Blue Falcon.
Scooby: No, you're not.
Blue Falcon Yes, I am.
Dee Dee: I told you I wasn't going to be the only one who noticed.
Shaggy: No, Blue Falcon's suit has a bigger red "F" on the chest, and it's way less, uh, scaly.
Blue Falcon: They're feathers, all right? And it's called an upgrade. This ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon.
Dynomutt: I think you mean this ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon. Allow me to introduce you to Blue Falcon's large adult son, Brian.
Shaggy and Scooby: Dynomutt!
Blue Falcon [whose real name is Brian Crown]: Oh, him you recognize?
Shaggy: Well, sure, man. Dynomutt is the dog wonder. Blue Falcon doesn't go anywhere without him.
Dynomutt: And yet, here I am... without him.
[Scooby pinches Shaggy]
Shaggy: Ow! What was that for?!
Scooby: Making sure this isn't a dream.
Shaggy: You're supposed to pinch yourself.
[They start to pinch each other until Dee Dee clears her throat as they stop]
Dee Dee: Finished?
Scooby: [pinches Shaggy one last time] Yes.
Shaggy: Wait, Brian...
Brian: Blue Falcon.
Shaggy: If you're Blue Falcon now...
Brian: I am.
Shaggy: Does that mean...?
Brian: Yes. Regretfully, my father has moved on to a better place. [kisses the air]
Shaggy: Oh, no!
Brian: What?! Oh, no, he's not dead, he retired to Palm Beach.
Dynomutt: We still miss him very, very, very, very, very...
Brian: Oh, no, he's glitching.
Dynomutt: No, I'm not. Let me finish. ...very, very, very much.
Scooby: No.
Shaggy: Look around, man. The clean modern aesthetic. The cool blue color palette. We're in…
Scooby: IKEA!
Shaggy: The Falcon Fury! Did you say "IKEA"?
Scooby: Nope. I said "Falcon Fury". Just like you.
[The doors open and Dee Dee Skyes comes to them]
Dee Dee Skyes: Gentlemen, welcome aboard. I'm Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury.
Shaggy: Well, we're Scoob—
Dee Dee: Scooby and Shaggy. We know. Follow me.
Scooby: Who sent those robots?
Dee Dee: It's this guy named Dick Dastardly. Shocker! He's a psychotic supervillain. He's trying to [mimics cut-throat] you.
Shaggy: Scoob, somebody thinks we're important enough to [mimics cut-throat].
Scooby: It's nice to be wanted.
Dee Dee: Mm, I hear that.
[They enter the control room as Shaggy and Scooby are amazed at it]
Dee Dee: Yes, I know it's super cool in here, and I would totally let you guys touch random buttons, but they told me we need to move. [The lights turn off] Seriously? We're doing this now?
Shaggy: Ooh, is it him? Is it him?
Dee Dee Yep. He likes to make an entrance.
Keith: [voice] Ladies and gentlemen, since the dawn of time, the falcon has been worshiped as a symbol of freedom and victory. Now, a new kind of falcon rules the sky. And he is one bad mamma jamma.
Shaggy and Scooby: Blue Falcon!
[All I Do is Win by DJ Khaled ft. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain and Snoop Dogg plays as Blue Falcon makes an awesome entrance.]
Blue Falcon: Welcome to the Falcon Fury. [poses; Shaggy and Scooby shudder excitedly] Hang on, hang on. Turn on the lights. [The lights turn back on] Where are my balloons, Dee Dee? When I say "Falcon Fury", that's supposed to cue the balloons. Keith, what is the deal up there, man?
Keith: [voice] I missed the cue.
Blue Falcon: Duh. You've got one job, pal. Anyway, welcome aboard, I'm Blue Falcon.
Scooby: No, you're not.
Blue Falcon Yes, I am.
Dee Dee: I told you I wasn't going to be the only one who noticed.
Shaggy: No, Blue Falcon's suit has a bigger red "F" on the chest, and it's way less, uh, scaly.
Blue Falcon: They're feathers, all right? And it's called an upgrade. This ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon.
Dynomutt: I think you mean this ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon. Allow me to introduce you to Blue Falcon's large adult son, Brian.
Shaggy and Scooby: Dynomutt!
Blue Falcon [whose real name is Brian Crown]: Oh, him you recognize?
Shaggy: Well, sure, man. Dynomutt is the dog wonder. Blue Falcon doesn't go anywhere without him.
Dynomutt: And yet, here I am... without him.
[Scooby pinches Shaggy]
Shaggy: Ow! What was that for?!
Scooby: Making sure this isn't a dream.
Shaggy: You're supposed to pinch yourself.
[They start to pinch each other until Dee Dee clears her throat as they stop]
Dee Dee: Finished?
Scooby: [pinches Shaggy one last time] Yes.
Shaggy: Wait, Brian...
Brian: Blue Falcon.
Shaggy: If you're Blue Falcon now...
Brian: I am.
Shaggy: Does that mean...?
Brian: Yes. Regretfully, my father has moved on to a better place. [kisses the air]
Shaggy: Oh, no!
Brian: What?! Oh, no, he's not dead, he retired to Palm Beach.
Dynomutt: We still miss him very, very, very, very, very...
Brian: Oh, no, he's glitching.
Dynomutt: No, I'm not. Let me finish. ...very, very, very much.
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Dee Dee: To find the second skull, I'm searching every possible location with high fossil density.
Dynomutt: Brian, quit putting filters on your selfies and get in the game.
Brian: Woah, woah, what do you think I'm doing? I'm putting my social media feelers out there, Dynobutt.
Shaggy: [offscreen] Found it!
Brian: The second skull?
Shaggy: No, even better. [carrying a lot of food with Scooby]
Shaggy and Scooby: The Falcon Fridge!
Scooby: FYI, you are officially out of... everything. [they giggle]
Brian: Yes, I love these guys!
Dynomutt: I'm busting my tail to save the world for him, and he loves the guys who brought treats.
Shaggy: Prepare your taste buds for a Scoob-Shag specialty.
[They both put a lot of ice cream with a jalapeño pepper on top]
Brian: Woah, woah! You put jalapeño peppers on your ice cream?
Scooby: Heat and sweet.
Shaggy It's our signature dessert.
Dynomutt and Dee Dee: Heat signature!
Dee Dee: That's it! You guys are geniuses!
Scooby: [chuckles] We're geniuses.
Shaggy: Take that, Simon Cowell! [they fist bump]
Dynomutt: The supernatural energy in that skull would give about a specific heat signature.
Dee Dee: All we gotta do is locate that spot. [locates the location of the second Cerberus skull, which reveals to them] Boom! The skull is in the Gobi Desert.
Brian: [imitates buzzer] Incorrect. I just found out where the skull is, and it's not in the Gobi Desert. It's in Romania.
Shaggy: Like, how do you know?
Brian: A hero never reveals his secrets.
Dynomutt: I believe you're thinking of magicians.
Brian: I'm always thinking of magicians. But as you must know, I just got a DM from one of my fans who gave me the locayshe.
Dynomutt: Brian, those are a lot of words no one your age should be using.
Dee Dee: Sir, this could be a trap set by Dastardly.
Brian: If it was a trap, why would Anonymous use his own name?
Dee Dee: Wait, do you think "Anonymous" is the name of a person?
Brian: Well, based on your tone of voice, I don't anymore.
Dee Dee: Sir, we should really go to the Gobi Desert.
Brian: I hear you. You make a valid point, but we're gonna do my thing, okay? To the Falcon Nest!
Dynomutt: Brian, last time you listened to someone on the Internet, you thought Tinder was an app that delivers firewood.
Dynomutt: Brian, quit putting filters on your selfies and get in the game.
Brian: Woah, woah, what do you think I'm doing? I'm putting my social media feelers out there, Dynobutt.
Shaggy: [offscreen] Found it!
Brian: The second skull?
Shaggy: No, even better. [carrying a lot of food with Scooby]
Shaggy and Scooby: The Falcon Fridge!
Scooby: FYI, you are officially out of... everything. [they giggle]
Brian: Yes, I love these guys!
Dynomutt: I'm busting my tail to save the world for him, and he loves the guys who brought treats.
Shaggy: Prepare your taste buds for a Scoob-Shag specialty.
[They both put a lot of ice cream with a jalapeño pepper on top]
Brian: Woah, woah! You put jalapeño peppers on your ice cream?
Scooby: Heat and sweet.
Shaggy It's our signature dessert.
Dynomutt and Dee Dee: Heat signature!
Dee Dee: That's it! You guys are geniuses!
Scooby: [chuckles] We're geniuses.
Shaggy: Take that, Simon Cowell! [they fist bump]
Dynomutt: The supernatural energy in that skull would give about a specific heat signature.
Dee Dee: All we gotta do is locate that spot. [locates the location of the second Cerberus skull, which reveals to them] Boom! The skull is in the Gobi Desert.
Brian: [imitates buzzer] Incorrect. I just found out where the skull is, and it's not in the Gobi Desert. It's in Romania.
Shaggy: Like, how do you know?
Brian: A hero never reveals his secrets.
Dynomutt: I believe you're thinking of magicians.
Brian: I'm always thinking of magicians. But as you must know, I just got a DM from one of my fans who gave me the locayshe.
Dynomutt: Brian, those are a lot of words no one your age should be using.
Dee Dee: Sir, this could be a trap set by Dastardly.
Brian: If it was a trap, why would Anonymous use his own name?
Dee Dee: Wait, do you think "Anonymous" is the name of a person?
Brian: Well, based on your tone of voice, I don't anymore.
Dee Dee: Sir, we should really go to the Gobi Desert.
Brian: I hear you. You make a valid point, but we're gonna do my thing, okay? To the Falcon Nest!
Dynomutt: Brian, last time you listened to someone on the Internet, you thought Tinder was an app that delivers firewood.
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[They arrive in the abandoned amusement park, Funland, in Romania as Brian and Dynomutt step out of the Falcon Fury]
Brian: Hustle, you two, we haven't got all day!
Scooby: [whimpers] Second thoughts?
Shaggy: Honestly, buddy, I'm on my 4th or 5th thoughts.
[They follow Brian and Dynomutt and went into the amusement park to investigate and find the second skull of Cerberus]
Shaggy: Oh, man. This amusement park isn't very amusing. [Scooby whimpers]
Brian: According to Anonymous, the second skull should be right here.
[They look up and see Dastardly's Mean Machine arriving]
Brian: Hey, did Dastardly get the anonymous tip, too?
[Scooby, Shaggy and Dynomutt glare at him]
Dastardly: [laughing as he comes out of the Mean Machine with the Rottens while holding a flying Rotten] You dim-witted do-gooders, I've already retrieved the second skull from the Gobi Desert!
Dee Dee: Gobi Desert. Hmm. Where have I heard that before? Oh, right, me! [Flies into the amusement park]
Dynomutt: [activating his missiles] Okay, Brian, we've had our differences, but this is the moment where we stand together, and—
Brian: RUN!
Dynomutt: [sees Scooby, Shaggy and Brian running away; annoyingly] Classic Brian. [running from the Rottens] Dee Dee, you cover Shaggy and Scooby, and I'll run interference.
[As Scooby and Shaggy continue running away, Dee Dee flies and fires some of the Rottens and parts of the Mean Machine as Dastardly lowers down and lands to the ground]
Dastardly: Stop right there, you filthy animal, and your dog, too!
Shaggy: This way!
[They run into an arcade and barricade the door with old video games, but as one Rotten's head pops out of a whack-a-mole game, they grab mallets and start hitting the Rotten's heads every time they show up, and thus winning points and tickets, then one Rotten shows in it's cute form. They are awed by it at first, but Shaggy hits it with his mallet.]
Shaggy: Ha ha! Weak link, my butt.
[Dastardly kicks the door open and aims his laser at them]
Shaggy: Woah, dude! What do you want with us?
Dastardly: [chuckles] I don't care about you. You're not remotely important. It's the dog I need. [fires his laser at Shaggy, which sends him flying]
Shaggy: Aaaaaaaaaah!
Scooby: RAGGY!
Dastardly: [charging to try to grab Scooby] Stay! Sit! Heel! [Scooby escapes] Did nobody train this thing?!
[Shaggy continues flying until he lands on the Ferris wheel where Brian is hiding.]
Brian: Oh, hey. Look, I know it looks like I'm hiding, but this is actually a superior vantage point.
[Scooby runs away from the Rottens, but they corner him, and Scooby runs inside a house of mirrors, which Dastardly is inside and appears in many mirrors.]
Dastardly: Scooby-Dooby-Doo! Where are you? [Scooby gasps] Come on now. Don't be scared. I love dogs. I had a dog myself once. He was an ill-tempered brute with a ghastly underbite, who stunk and caused me endless headaches. He's lost now.
Scooby: Is he chipped?
Dastardly: Forget about him. It's all about you. You, my friend, are special. You see, within you lies a key.
Scooby: But, I don't have your key. No pockets.
Dastardly: No, you are the key. [chuckles] Join me, Scooby-Doo, and I will show you how to harness your destiny, and become the most important dog in the world.
Scooby: No thanks, Dastardly.
Dastardly: Oh, please. My friends call me... [reveals himself] Dick.
Scooby: R'OK, Rick.
Dastardly: No, I'm not Rick. I'm Dick with a D.
Scooby: Rick with a D.
Dastardly: [grumbles] Da-Da-Da-Dick.
Scooby: Ra-ra-ra-Rick.
Dastardly: Dick, Dick, *DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!* [Hears the sounds of a door closing and realizes that Scooby escaped using the exit door] Drat.
[The Rottens fire at the Ferris wheel]
Shaggy: Brian, do something!
Brian: Like what?!
Shaggy: Like drop some F-bombs!
Brian: Hey man, whoa, let's keep it PG!
Shaggy: No! Falcon bombs!
Brian: You know, my utility belt has so many pouches.
Shaggy: There right there!
Brian: Oh! [pulls out his falcon bomb] 12,000,000,000,000 volts, brother. You wanna throw it?
Shaggy: Do I ever! [grabs the falcon bomb and lights it] Bombs away!
[He throws the falcon bomb, but it hits an edge and lands back in, then they frantically play Hot Potato with the falcon bomb until Shaggy throws it down the controls, which explodes and lights up the Ferris wheel and it's bolt detaches, making the Ferris wheel roll with them still on it screaming]
Dastardly: [searching for Scooby-Doo] Here boy! Where are you?
[Scooby slowly pops out of a bumper car where he's hiding and sighs in relief, thinking he lost him, but he turns, sees Dastardly right in front of him and screams.]
Scooby: Ahhh!
Dastardly: You're mine, Scooby-Doo!
[Dynomutt kicks Dastardly]
Dynomutt: Sit! [Dastardly lands behind another bumper car] Good boy. You can start screaming... [activates his boosters] ...now.
[They escape on Scooby's bumper car as the Rottens get under Dastardly's bumper car]
Dastardly: Follow that dog!
[They follow Scooby and Dynomutt in hot pursuit as the Ferris wheel continues to roll until it hits a roller coaster, sending Shaggy and Brian to a roller coaster car, which it rolls on the roller coaster]
Dynomutt: Brian!
Scooby: [gasps] Raggy!
[They follow them on the roller coaster car as Dastardly follows them on the roller coaster]
Shaggy: I hate the loops! [they went over the loop, which sends them falling off the roller coaster car and into Scooby's bumper car]
Dastardly: Give me that dog!
Scooby: Raggy!
Shaggy: Scooby!
Brian: Everybody say, "#FoxyFalcon!"
Scooby, Shaggy and Dynomutt: #FoxyFalcon!
[They ride off the track, sending them flying, but the tractor beam pulls them up into the Falcon Fury, leaving Dastardly falling with his bumper car]
Dastardly: DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! [lands on the ground, leaving his impact silhouette on it]
Brian: Hustle, you two, we haven't got all day!
Scooby: [whimpers] Second thoughts?
Shaggy: Honestly, buddy, I'm on my 4th or 5th thoughts.
[They follow Brian and Dynomutt and went into the amusement park to investigate and find the second skull of Cerberus]
Shaggy: Oh, man. This amusement park isn't very amusing. [Scooby whimpers]
Brian: According to Anonymous, the second skull should be right here.
[They look up and see Dastardly's Mean Machine arriving]
Brian: Hey, did Dastardly get the anonymous tip, too?
[Scooby, Shaggy and Dynomutt glare at him]
Dastardly: [laughing as he comes out of the Mean Machine with the Rottens while holding a flying Rotten] You dim-witted do-gooders, I've already retrieved the second skull from the Gobi Desert!
Dee Dee: Gobi Desert. Hmm. Where have I heard that before? Oh, right, me! [Flies into the amusement park]
Dynomutt: [activating his missiles] Okay, Brian, we've had our differences, but this is the moment where we stand together, and—
Brian: RUN!
Dynomutt: [sees Scooby, Shaggy and Brian running away; annoyingly] Classic Brian. [running from the Rottens] Dee Dee, you cover Shaggy and Scooby, and I'll run interference.
[As Scooby and Shaggy continue running away, Dee Dee flies and fires some of the Rottens and parts of the Mean Machine as Dastardly lowers down and lands to the ground]
Dastardly: Stop right there, you filthy animal, and your dog, too!
Shaggy: This way!
[They run into an arcade and barricade the door with old video games, but as one Rotten's head pops out of a whack-a-mole game, they grab mallets and start hitting the Rotten's heads every time they show up, and thus winning points and tickets, then one Rotten shows in it's cute form. They are awed by it at first, but Shaggy hits it with his mallet.]
Shaggy: Ha ha! Weak link, my butt.
[Dastardly kicks the door open and aims his laser at them]
Shaggy: Woah, dude! What do you want with us?
Dastardly: [chuckles] I don't care about you. You're not remotely important. It's the dog I need. [fires his laser at Shaggy, which sends him flying]
Shaggy: Aaaaaaaaaah!
Scooby: RAGGY!
Dastardly: [charging to try to grab Scooby] Stay! Sit! Heel! [Scooby escapes] Did nobody train this thing?!
[Shaggy continues flying until he lands on the Ferris wheel where Brian is hiding.]
Brian: Oh, hey. Look, I know it looks like I'm hiding, but this is actually a superior vantage point.
[Scooby runs away from the Rottens, but they corner him, and Scooby runs inside a house of mirrors, which Dastardly is inside and appears in many mirrors.]
Dastardly: Scooby-Dooby-Doo! Where are you? [Scooby gasps] Come on now. Don't be scared. I love dogs. I had a dog myself once. He was an ill-tempered brute with a ghastly underbite, who stunk and caused me endless headaches. He's lost now.
Scooby: Is he chipped?
Dastardly: Forget about him. It's all about you. You, my friend, are special. You see, within you lies a key.
Scooby: But, I don't have your key. No pockets.
Dastardly: No, you are the key. [chuckles] Join me, Scooby-Doo, and I will show you how to harness your destiny, and become the most important dog in the world.
Scooby: No thanks, Dastardly.
Dastardly: Oh, please. My friends call me... [reveals himself] Dick.
Scooby: R'OK, Rick.
Dastardly: No, I'm not Rick. I'm Dick with a D.
Scooby: Rick with a D.
Dastardly: [grumbles] Da-Da-Da-Dick.
Scooby: Ra-ra-ra-Rick.
Dastardly: Dick, Dick, *DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!* [Hears the sounds of a door closing and realizes that Scooby escaped using the exit door] Drat.
[The Rottens fire at the Ferris wheel]
Shaggy: Brian, do something!
Brian: Like what?!
Shaggy: Like drop some F-bombs!
Brian: Hey man, whoa, let's keep it PG!
Shaggy: No! Falcon bombs!
Brian: You know, my utility belt has so many pouches.
Shaggy: There right there!
Brian: Oh! [pulls out his falcon bomb] 12,000,000,000,000 volts, brother. You wanna throw it?
Shaggy: Do I ever! [grabs the falcon bomb and lights it] Bombs away!
[He throws the falcon bomb, but it hits an edge and lands back in, then they frantically play Hot Potato with the falcon bomb until Shaggy throws it down the controls, which explodes and lights up the Ferris wheel and it's bolt detaches, making the Ferris wheel roll with them still on it screaming]
Dastardly: [searching for Scooby-Doo] Here boy! Where are you?
[Scooby slowly pops out of a bumper car where he's hiding and sighs in relief, thinking he lost him, but he turns, sees Dastardly right in front of him and screams.]
Scooby: Ahhh!
Dastardly: You're mine, Scooby-Doo!
[Dynomutt kicks Dastardly]
Dynomutt: Sit! [Dastardly lands behind another bumper car] Good boy. You can start screaming... [activates his boosters] ...now.
[They escape on Scooby's bumper car as the Rottens get under Dastardly's bumper car]
Dastardly: Follow that dog!
[They follow Scooby and Dynomutt in hot pursuit as the Ferris wheel continues to roll until it hits a roller coaster, sending Shaggy and Brian to a roller coaster car, which it rolls on the roller coaster]
Dynomutt: Brian!
Scooby: [gasps] Raggy!
[They follow them on the roller coaster car as Dastardly follows them on the roller coaster]
Shaggy: I hate the loops! [they went over the loop, which sends them falling off the roller coaster car and into Scooby's bumper car]
Dastardly: Give me that dog!
Scooby: Raggy!
Shaggy: Scooby!
Brian: Everybody say, "#FoxyFalcon!"
Scooby, Shaggy and Dynomutt: #FoxyFalcon!
[They ride off the track, sending them flying, but the tractor beam pulls them up into the Falcon Fury, leaving Dastardly falling with his bumper car]
Dastardly: DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! [lands on the ground, leaving his impact silhouette on it]
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[In the Falcon Fury, the car floats in the air while Scooby and Shaggy float up.]
Shaggy: [unamused] Not again.
[They then fall to the floor.]
Dee Dee: Dastardly will be back. Please tell me you got some leads?
Scooby: Dastardly said I was the key.
Dee Dee: The key to what?
Brian: Ah-ha! I knew this guy was special!
Dynomutt: Why? Because the bad guy said so?
Brian: Exactly. [to Shaggy] What did Dastardly say about you?
Shaggy: Well, I believe his exact words were, "I don't care about you. You're not remotely important." And, "It's the dog I need."
Brian: Harsh.
Shaggy: Then he shot me through the wall.
Brian: Really harsh. But, on the bright side, your friend here is super important. Now let's get that dog a hero suit!
Shaggy: Huh?
Dynomutt: Shouldn’t we be focusing on finding that third skull before Dastardly?
Dee Dee: Or why Scooby is so important? It could be a clue to...
Brian: Details. Alright, first things first. Come on, Scooby-Doo!
Scooby: Cool! [walks off with Brian]
Shaggy: [confused] Uh... Right behind you, Scoob. [He, Dee Dee and Dynomutt followed]
[Meanwhile, on the Dick Dastardly-like crater, the villain gets himself up.]
Dastardly: Drat, drat, and double drat! [Dick’s watch rings. He answers.] What is it?
[The red damaged bot was on his watch, telling them about...]
Dastardly: [gasps; gets an idea] Scooby-Doo’s friends. How perfect! Send me their location immediately!
[The red bot was transferring Mystery Inc’s location.]
Shaggy: [unamused] Not again.
[They then fall to the floor.]
Dee Dee: Dastardly will be back. Please tell me you got some leads?
Scooby: Dastardly said I was the key.
Dee Dee: The key to what?
Brian: Ah-ha! I knew this guy was special!
Dynomutt: Why? Because the bad guy said so?
Brian: Exactly. [to Shaggy] What did Dastardly say about you?
Shaggy: Well, I believe his exact words were, "I don't care about you. You're not remotely important." And, "It's the dog I need."
Brian: Harsh.
Shaggy: Then he shot me through the wall.
Brian: Really harsh. But, on the bright side, your friend here is super important. Now let's get that dog a hero suit!
Shaggy: Huh?
Dynomutt: Shouldn’t we be focusing on finding that third skull before Dastardly?
Dee Dee: Or why Scooby is so important? It could be a clue to...
Brian: Details. Alright, first things first. Come on, Scooby-Doo!
Scooby: Cool! [walks off with Brian]
Shaggy: [confused] Uh... Right behind you, Scoob. [He, Dee Dee and Dynomutt followed]
[Meanwhile, on the Dick Dastardly-like crater, the villain gets himself up.]
Dastardly: Drat, drat, and double drat! [Dick’s watch rings. He answers.] What is it?
[The red damaged bot was on his watch, telling them about...]
Dastardly: [gasps; gets an idea] Scooby-Doo’s friends. How perfect! Send me their location immediately!
[The red bot was transferring Mystery Inc’s location.]
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Brian: Hey.
Shaggy: Hey.
Brian: You’re feeling left out. I get it. Totally natural when some buddies realize that one of them is destined for greatness and the other one is destined for… you know, other stuff. Look, the point is, I got you something, too. [to Keith] Keith. Give it to me. [a basket of stuff is dropped to him] My Blue Falcon Confidence Pack. Retails for $99.95. You got your Blue Falcon Nutrition Guide, Blue Falcon resistance bands, a copy of my dad's autobiography, No Falcon Around, and my light-hearted follow-up, Just Falcon Around.
Shaggy: Oh, thanks, man. It means a lot to hear that from you.
Brian: How do you mean?
Shaggy: Well, you know, we both struggle with confidence. When Dastardly attacked, we were both freaking out and hiding.
Brian: Hey! It was a superior vantage point!
Shaggy: But, like, your father was this great hero, right? So, like, you're expected to be one, too, and those are big shoes to fill. [as Brian is listening in sadness] I mean, the pressure is monumental. Not to mention the imposter's syndrome that comes with the territory. How do you breathe under the weight of all that?
Brian: Uh… [He doesn’t know what to say from Shaggy’s statement, so he hangs his head back and sighs as his hover seat moves away.]
Dee Dee: [offscreen] Dyno, what do you got? [Shaggy sees Scooby with Dee Dee and Dynomutt.]
Dynomutt: The signal’s too weak. I can’t lock in the exact coordinates. So, I’m gonna cross-check the triangulation patterns.
Scooby: Ooh! Super cool!
Dee Dee: Better than bowling, huh?
[Shaggy sighs in deep sadness.]
Shaggy: Hey.
Brian: You’re feeling left out. I get it. Totally natural when some buddies realize that one of them is destined for greatness and the other one is destined for… you know, other stuff. Look, the point is, I got you something, too. [to Keith] Keith. Give it to me. [a basket of stuff is dropped to him] My Blue Falcon Confidence Pack. Retails for $99.95. You got your Blue Falcon Nutrition Guide, Blue Falcon resistance bands, a copy of my dad's autobiography, No Falcon Around, and my light-hearted follow-up, Just Falcon Around.
Shaggy: Oh, thanks, man. It means a lot to hear that from you.
Brian: How do you mean?
Shaggy: Well, you know, we both struggle with confidence. When Dastardly attacked, we were both freaking out and hiding.
Brian: Hey! It was a superior vantage point!
Shaggy: But, like, your father was this great hero, right? So, like, you're expected to be one, too, and those are big shoes to fill. [as Brian is listening in sadness] I mean, the pressure is monumental. Not to mention the imposter's syndrome that comes with the territory. How do you breathe under the weight of all that?
Brian: Uh… [He doesn’t know what to say from Shaggy’s statement, so he hangs his head back and sighs as his hover seat moves away.]
Dee Dee: [offscreen] Dyno, what do you got? [Shaggy sees Scooby with Dee Dee and Dynomutt.]
Dynomutt: The signal’s too weak. I can’t lock in the exact coordinates. So, I’m gonna cross-check the triangulation patterns.
Scooby: Ooh! Super cool!
Dee Dee: Better than bowling, huh?
[Shaggy sighs in deep sadness.]
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[Back in the Falcon Fury, Scooby looks at his new costume in the mirror.]
Scooby: Does this make my ears look big?
Shaggy: [offscreen] Makes your ego look big.
Scooby: What did you say?
Shaggy: I said, uh, fine. You look fine.
Scooby: It sounded like you said “ego”.
Shaggy: Nope. Must be in your head.
Scooby: Hm.
Shaggy: Your giant and inflated head.
Scooby: What?!
Shaggy: Nothing.
Dee Dee: [offscreen] Scooby! We need you!
[Scooby runs off while Shaggy sighs.]
Scooby: Does this make my ears look big?
Shaggy: [offscreen] Makes your ego look big.
Scooby: What did you say?
Shaggy: I said, uh, fine. You look fine.
Scooby: It sounded like you said “ego”.
Shaggy: Nope. Must be in your head.
Scooby: Hm.
Shaggy: Your giant and inflated head.
Scooby: What?!
Shaggy: Nothing.
Dee Dee: [offscreen] Scooby! We need you!
[Scooby runs off while Shaggy sighs.]
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[Meanwhile, the Falcon Fury arrived at Messick Mountain.]
Dee Dee: I’m picking up the skull signature.
Dynomutt: Locking on. [Shaggy comes in as Scooby chats with Brian.]
Brian: These suits are incredible, right?
Scooby: Yeah!
Brian: Accentuates the good stuff, hides the flaws…
Scooby: I love it! [Shaggy sighs]
Dee Dee: I wanna see cheeks to seats, people. Straps activated. [Scooby and Brian got to their seats with some straps.]
Shaggy: But my cheeks still need a seat! [As he tries to get to his seat...]
Dee Dee: Here we go!!!
[Dee Dee pilots the Falcon Fury into an icy cave, avoiding some icicles while Shaggy rocks around in the cockpit.]
Dee Dee: Shaggy, what are you doing?
[The Falcon Fury was getting closer to some stalagmites.]
Brian: Not so close.
Dee Dee: We're about to get closer.
Dynomutt: Dee Dee, I advise we...
Dee Dee: Punch it!
[Dee Dee speeds the Falcon Fury through until it breaks through and enters a hidden prehistoric island called Mystery Island.]
Dee Dee: Wow. The heat from the geothermal vents is creating a completely unique ecosystem.
Dynomutt: Which appears to be Mesozoic.
[A pterodactyl flies by and screeches at the gang before getting slammed by the jet. Scooby yelps in shock and sees more pterodactyls crashing into the Falcon Fury.]
Dynomutt: Just land the ship, Dee Dee!
[The Falcon Force arrive on Mystery Island and they step out the Falcon Fury to find the third skull of Cerberus]
Shaggy: OK, Falcon Force, good luck! Bring back that skull! Scooby and I will stay on the ship. You know, where it's safe and secure.
Brian: Dude, I'm pretty sure Scooby is gonna be safest with us. We're literally superheroes.
Shaggy: [chuckles] No, you don't get it. We're chickens and we always stick together, so we're staying here. [sees Scooby about to leave the ship] Scoob?
Brian: Scoob's clearly important to whatever Dastardly's got planned. We need him.
Scooby: Yeah. I'm the key.
Shaggy: The key? You're not the key. You're my best friend. At least I thought you were until you whipped off your collar.
Scooby: [cross] My collar? You gave me the nod!
Shaggy: But I didn't think you'd really do it!
Scooby: Just come with us.
Shaggy: "Us"?! You're an "us" now?! Well, what happened to us-us?!
Scooby: Raggy.
Shaggy: You need to choose. Now, I'm staying on the ship. Are you staying with me, or going with them?
Scooby: That's not fair!
Shaggy: [angrily] Choose! [Scooby scowls at him and leaves off with the Falcon Force to find the skull] I never thought I'd say this, but Simon Cowell was right! "You can't count on friendship!" [Scooby feels saddened at the statement as he walks off]
Dee Dee: I’m picking up the skull signature.
Dynomutt: Locking on. [Shaggy comes in as Scooby chats with Brian.]
Brian: These suits are incredible, right?
Scooby: Yeah!
Brian: Accentuates the good stuff, hides the flaws…
Scooby: I love it! [Shaggy sighs]
Dee Dee: I wanna see cheeks to seats, people. Straps activated. [Scooby and Brian got to their seats with some straps.]
Shaggy: But my cheeks still need a seat! [As he tries to get to his seat...]
Dee Dee: Here we go!!!
[Dee Dee pilots the Falcon Fury into an icy cave, avoiding some icicles while Shaggy rocks around in the cockpit.]
Dee Dee: Shaggy, what are you doing?
[The Falcon Fury was getting closer to some stalagmites.]
Brian: Not so close.
Dee Dee: We're about to get closer.
Dynomutt: Dee Dee, I advise we...
Dee Dee: Punch it!
[Dee Dee speeds the Falcon Fury through until it breaks through and enters a hidden prehistoric island called Mystery Island.]
Dee Dee: Wow. The heat from the geothermal vents is creating a completely unique ecosystem.
Dynomutt: Which appears to be Mesozoic.
[A pterodactyl flies by and screeches at the gang before getting slammed by the jet. Scooby yelps in shock and sees more pterodactyls crashing into the Falcon Fury.]
Dynomutt: Just land the ship, Dee Dee!
[The Falcon Force arrive on Mystery Island and they step out the Falcon Fury to find the third skull of Cerberus]
Shaggy: OK, Falcon Force, good luck! Bring back that skull! Scooby and I will stay on the ship. You know, where it's safe and secure.
Brian: Dude, I'm pretty sure Scooby is gonna be safest with us. We're literally superheroes.
Shaggy: [chuckles] No, you don't get it. We're chickens and we always stick together, so we're staying here. [sees Scooby about to leave the ship] Scoob?
Brian: Scoob's clearly important to whatever Dastardly's got planned. We need him.
Scooby: Yeah. I'm the key.
Shaggy: The key? You're not the key. You're my best friend. At least I thought you were until you whipped off your collar.
Scooby: [cross] My collar? You gave me the nod!
Shaggy: But I didn't think you'd really do it!
Scooby: Just come with us.
Shaggy: "Us"?! You're an "us" now?! Well, what happened to us-us?!
Scooby: Raggy.
Shaggy: You need to choose. Now, I'm staying on the ship. Are you staying with me, or going with them?
Scooby: That's not fair!
Shaggy: [angrily] Choose! [Scooby scowls at him and leaves off with the Falcon Force to find the skull] I never thought I'd say this, but Simon Cowell was right! "You can't count on friendship!" [Scooby feels saddened at the statement as he walks off]
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[On the Falcon Fury, Shaggy walks through the atrium]
Shaggy: Huh?
[A holographic person pushes a tray labeled, "For Incineration", with two canisters and Scooby's collar. Shaggy grabs the collar and gazes at it with a sad whistful expression. A flashback shows his young self putting the collar on puppy Scooby, then hugging him]
Young Shaggy: I'll never leave you. No matter what.
[In the present, Shaggy continues to stare sadly at Scooby's collar in his hands. He hears a horn honking and puts the collar in his pocket. Outside, Fred waves from the Mystery Machine]
Fred: Hey!
Shaggy: [happily] Fred?
Fred: Shaggy?
Shaggy: Fred!
Fred: Shaggy! [hugs him]
Shaggy: How'd you get here? And where are Daphne and Velma?
Fred: Dastardly kidnapped us, and was holding us captive on his super awesome airship. Jeez, that thing is cool! Never mind. Where's Scooby-Doo? Has he been taken?
Shaggy: No, he's with his new "hero" friends. We're on a break, and you've missed a lot.
Fred: Shaggy, Scooby-Doo is in grave danger, and Dastardly is on his way here right now, and he won't stop until he gets him.
Shaggy: Dastardly? Then we can't let that happen.
Fred: Exactly! Now, take me to Scooby-Doo. [motions to the Mystery Machine]
[Scooby and Brian followed Captain Caveman to the arena]
Captain Caveman: As it turns out, I wasn't even a velociraptor's father. Any who, there it is, the slaghoople. [reveals the last Cerberus skull to them in the arena]
Scooby: Brian, we found the last skull!
Brian: Mission accomplished! Now, if you would give us a hand carrying out, we'll take it back to our jet.
Captain Caveman: Uh-uh-uh. The only way to take the slaghoople is to defeat the protector in battle, and that's me.
Scooby: You?
Brian: Scooby, this is it. It's my hero moment. I could totally pound the crap out of this little guy.
Scooby: Doesn't sound heroic.
Brian: [to Captain Caveman] Hey, you're on. But I think you're gonna need a few friends.
Captain Caveman: Oh, I've got friends, and they do like a good show.
[He claps his hands twice, which closes the wooden gate, then a group of cavemen and cavewomen appear to watch the battle]
Captain Caveman: All right now, let's get our fight on!
[A caveman blows a turtle horn as the battle starts]
Brian: Come at me, little man!
[The caveman group gasp in shock]
Captain Caveman: Little?! Did you just call me little?!
Scooby: No, he said big.
Brian: I did call you little, pipsqueak.
Scooby: He said big squeak.
Captain Caveman: You can call me... [Activates his club, which opens to reveal a sledgehammered dinosaur, then jumps into the air] Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!
[He flies down and struck Brian with his club, leaving half of his body in the ground]
Captain Caveman: I know I'm small. It's a pituitary thing. [hits Brian, sending him flying to a wall] Are you not entertained?!
Dynomutt: [as he and Dee Dee witness the battle] Brian! Come on.
Brian: Dynomutt is right. [Falls off the wall, which a piece of it falls on him] I'm not my dad.
Cavewomen Cheerleaders: Ra ra, ra ra ra!
Brian: [gets up from underneath the piece of the wall] Scooby, help!
Scooby: What do I do?!
Brian: Use the suit thingies!
Captain Caveman: [lands on the piece of the wall] Who's your captain?
Cavewomen Cheerleaders: Captain Caveman!
[Captain Caveman is about to face Scooby, when Scooby himself presses a button, which activates hover boards under his paws, which he moves foolishly, much to the cavemen's amusement, then Scooby moves the hover boards to face Captain Caveman as the crowd cheers]
Captain Caveman: Wow, you're doing great. [Scooby launches a claw at him, but he grabs the string] I almost hate to do this to you. [He pulls the string and spins him] Spin it to win it!
Scooby: I want my Raggy!
[Captain Caveman spins him like a top until his super suit breaks, much to his embarrassment]
Dee Dee: You make a break for the skull, I'll pick up Brian and Scooby.
Dynomutt: On it.
Dee Dee: [as Captain Caveman is about to finish Scooby off] Leave him alone! [activates her stick and fights Captain Caveman]
Captain Caveman: I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs, over-easy!
[The Mystery Machine, ridden by Fred and Shaggy rides into the stadium]
Dynomutt: Uh...
Shaggy: Look out!
[Fred moves the van around where the skull is and stops]
Captain Caveman: Dang, those are some dope wheels! [Dynomutt fires his missiles at him, sending him to a wall, leaving his impact silhouette on it] Whatever wheels are!
Shaggy: [gets out of the Mystery Machine] Scooby!
Scooby: Raggy? How'd you get here?
Shaggy: No, let me go first. Scoob-
Dynomutt: [interrupting] Where did that anachronistic van come from?
Shaggy: Fred brought it, but that's not important.
Dee Dee: [puzzled] How'd he get the van to a prehistoric world hidden miles beneath the North Pole? [Fred gets out of the Mystery Machine]
Shaggy: I don't know. Why don't you ask Fred because…
Brian: [confused] Who's Fred?
Shaggy: [continued] …right now, I need to tell Scoob—
Fred: [in Dastardly's voice; laughs] Not me! [kicks Shaggy to the ground with his foot, snares Scooby with a catch pole, and rips himself off, revealing Dastardly]
Shaggy, Brian, Dynomutt and Dee Dee: [In unison, shocked] Dick Dastardly?!
Dastardly: That's right, and your "foolish" friend led me straight to you! [The Mean Machine arrives above the arena]
Shaggy: [looks up] Oh, no!
[The flying Rottens come out of the Mean Machine and attack all of the cavemen as they retreat]
Dastardly: If you will excuse me, I have a treasure to collect.
[The Mean Machine's grabbing claw grabs the last Cerberus skull as Dastardly get on the skull with Scooby]
Scooby: RAGGY!!!!
Shaggy: SCOOBY!!!!
Dastardly: Oh, and I almost forgot to take out the rubbish.
[The Rottens throw out Daphne, Velma and the real Fred out of the airship, but Dee Dee and Dynomutt catch Daphne and Velma]
Brian: Whoa, nice catch! [Fred lands in his arms] 'Sup?
Dastardly: Ta-ta! See you all in Athens. Oh, no you won't! Because the only way out is with a jet.
Brian: Well, good thing we have one!
Dastardly: Oh, do you now? [evilly laughs as he gets on the Mean Machine with the skull and Scooby and the airship flies away]
Brian: There's something about the way he said, "do you?" [Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, Dynomutt, Dee Dee and Velma looks at him] and then laughed that makes me think he did something to our ship.
[Scene switches to the Falcon Force and Mystery Inc. on the beach with the Falcon Fury now destroyed they shocked]
Brian: [groans and drops Fred] I hate it when I'm right.
Dynomutt: We're lucky it doesn't happen often.
Shaggy: Huh?
[A holographic person pushes a tray labeled, "For Incineration", with two canisters and Scooby's collar. Shaggy grabs the collar and gazes at it with a sad whistful expression. A flashback shows his young self putting the collar on puppy Scooby, then hugging him]
Young Shaggy: I'll never leave you. No matter what.
[In the present, Shaggy continues to stare sadly at Scooby's collar in his hands. He hears a horn honking and puts the collar in his pocket. Outside, Fred waves from the Mystery Machine]
Fred: Hey!
Shaggy: [happily] Fred?
Fred: Shaggy?
Shaggy: Fred!
Fred: Shaggy! [hugs him]
Shaggy: How'd you get here? And where are Daphne and Velma?
Fred: Dastardly kidnapped us, and was holding us captive on his super awesome airship. Jeez, that thing is cool! Never mind. Where's Scooby-Doo? Has he been taken?
Shaggy: No, he's with his new "hero" friends. We're on a break, and you've missed a lot.
Fred: Shaggy, Scooby-Doo is in grave danger, and Dastardly is on his way here right now, and he won't stop until he gets him.
Shaggy: Dastardly? Then we can't let that happen.
Fred: Exactly! Now, take me to Scooby-Doo. [motions to the Mystery Machine]
[Scooby and Brian followed Captain Caveman to the arena]
Captain Caveman: As it turns out, I wasn't even a velociraptor's father. Any who, there it is, the slaghoople. [reveals the last Cerberus skull to them in the arena]
Scooby: Brian, we found the last skull!
Brian: Mission accomplished! Now, if you would give us a hand carrying out, we'll take it back to our jet.
Captain Caveman: Uh-uh-uh. The only way to take the slaghoople is to defeat the protector in battle, and that's me.
Scooby: You?
Brian: Scooby, this is it. It's my hero moment. I could totally pound the crap out of this little guy.
Scooby: Doesn't sound heroic.
Brian: [to Captain Caveman] Hey, you're on. But I think you're gonna need a few friends.
Captain Caveman: Oh, I've got friends, and they do like a good show.
[He claps his hands twice, which closes the wooden gate, then a group of cavemen and cavewomen appear to watch the battle]
Captain Caveman: All right now, let's get our fight on!
[A caveman blows a turtle horn as the battle starts]
Brian: Come at me, little man!
[The caveman group gasp in shock]
Captain Caveman: Little?! Did you just call me little?!
Scooby: No, he said big.
Brian: I did call you little, pipsqueak.
Scooby: He said big squeak.
Captain Caveman: You can call me... [Activates his club, which opens to reveal a sledgehammered dinosaur, then jumps into the air] Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!
[He flies down and struck Brian with his club, leaving half of his body in the ground]
Captain Caveman: I know I'm small. It's a pituitary thing. [hits Brian, sending him flying to a wall] Are you not entertained?!
Dynomutt: [as he and Dee Dee witness the battle] Brian! Come on.
Brian: Dynomutt is right. [Falls off the wall, which a piece of it falls on him] I'm not my dad.
Cavewomen Cheerleaders: Ra ra, ra ra ra!
Brian: [gets up from underneath the piece of the wall] Scooby, help!
Scooby: What do I do?!
Brian: Use the suit thingies!
Captain Caveman: [lands on the piece of the wall] Who's your captain?
Cavewomen Cheerleaders: Captain Caveman!
[Captain Caveman is about to face Scooby, when Scooby himself presses a button, which activates hover boards under his paws, which he moves foolishly, much to the cavemen's amusement, then Scooby moves the hover boards to face Captain Caveman as the crowd cheers]
Captain Caveman: Wow, you're doing great. [Scooby launches a claw at him, but he grabs the string] I almost hate to do this to you. [He pulls the string and spins him] Spin it to win it!
Scooby: I want my Raggy!
[Captain Caveman spins him like a top until his super suit breaks, much to his embarrassment]
Dee Dee: You make a break for the skull, I'll pick up Brian and Scooby.
Dynomutt: On it.
Dee Dee: [as Captain Caveman is about to finish Scooby off] Leave him alone! [activates her stick and fights Captain Caveman]
Captain Caveman: I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs, over-easy!
[The Mystery Machine, ridden by Fred and Shaggy rides into the stadium]
Dynomutt: Uh...
Shaggy: Look out!
[Fred moves the van around where the skull is and stops]
Captain Caveman: Dang, those are some dope wheels! [Dynomutt fires his missiles at him, sending him to a wall, leaving his impact silhouette on it] Whatever wheels are!
Shaggy: [gets out of the Mystery Machine] Scooby!
Scooby: Raggy? How'd you get here?
Shaggy: No, let me go first. Scoob-
Dynomutt: [interrupting] Where did that anachronistic van come from?
Shaggy: Fred brought it, but that's not important.
Dee Dee: [puzzled] How'd he get the van to a prehistoric world hidden miles beneath the North Pole? [Fred gets out of the Mystery Machine]
Shaggy: I don't know. Why don't you ask Fred because…
Brian: [confused] Who's Fred?
Shaggy: [continued] …right now, I need to tell Scoob—
Fred: [in Dastardly's voice; laughs] Not me! [kicks Shaggy to the ground with his foot, snares Scooby with a catch pole, and rips himself off, revealing Dastardly]
Shaggy, Brian, Dynomutt and Dee Dee: [In unison, shocked] Dick Dastardly?!
Dastardly: That's right, and your "foolish" friend led me straight to you! [The Mean Machine arrives above the arena]
Shaggy: [looks up] Oh, no!
[The flying Rottens come out of the Mean Machine and attack all of the cavemen as they retreat]
Dastardly: If you will excuse me, I have a treasure to collect.
[The Mean Machine's grabbing claw grabs the last Cerberus skull as Dastardly get on the skull with Scooby]
Scooby: RAGGY!!!!
Shaggy: SCOOBY!!!!
Dastardly: Oh, and I almost forgot to take out the rubbish.
[The Rottens throw out Daphne, Velma and the real Fred out of the airship, but Dee Dee and Dynomutt catch Daphne and Velma]
Brian: Whoa, nice catch! [Fred lands in his arms] 'Sup?
Dastardly: Ta-ta! See you all in Athens. Oh, no you won't! Because the only way out is with a jet.
Brian: Well, good thing we have one!
Dastardly: Oh, do you now? [evilly laughs as he gets on the Mean Machine with the skull and Scooby and the airship flies away]
Brian: There's something about the way he said, "do you?" [Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, Dynomutt, Dee Dee and Velma looks at him] and then laughed that makes me think he did something to our ship.
[Scene switches to the Falcon Force and Mystery Inc. on the beach with the Falcon Fury now destroyed they shocked]
Brian: [groans and drops Fred] I hate it when I'm right.
Dynomutt: We're lucky it doesn't happen often.
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[Mystery Inc. look through the ruins of the Falcon Fury as Shaggy picks up a sock, which gets disgusted at it, and Falcon Force looks at the destroyed engine.]
Dee Dee: [sighs] The primary engine is destroyed. The thrusters are intact, but they're way too small to launch the ship.
Brian: So, we're stuck here? [Dee Dee nods as he glares at Shaggy and walks towards him with his finger pointing at him] Well, maybe if your little buddy didn't lead the bad guy right to us.
Fred: [angrily runs in front of Brian] Leave Shaggy alone! [shoves Brian away from Shaggy, with Dee Dee, Dynomutt and Daphne shocked]
Velma: [annoyed] Yeah, what kind of hero "blames" other people for his problems?
Dynomutt: Meet Brian.
Brian: [angrily] Hey, you shut your dog face!
Dynomutt: [angrily] You shut your face-face! [Shaggy looked at Fred]
Fred: [angrily] Because of you, Scooby-Doo has a first-class ticket [points his finger towards Brian] to the dogpocalypse!
Brian: [angrily towards Fred with a double-point finger] Don't you point your finger at me!
Fred: [angrily towards Brian] Well, don't double-point your finger at me!
Brian: Maybe, I'll triple-finger point at you!
Fred: Then, obviously I'm gonna quadruple-finger point at you!
Brian: Ha! That's just a wave, dipstick! [He and Fred start to fight Velma and Daphne shocked]
Daphne: Hey, Get off of him!
Dee Dee: He's the one that started it!
[Daphne, Velma, Dee Dee and Dynomutt run towards Fred and Brian to try to break up their fight, Shaggy shocked.]
Velma: Toxic masculinity!
Shaggy: [run towards them to try to break up their fight] Stop! [pushing Brian and Fred] STOP IT, ALL OF YOU! [Everyone stops the fight] It's my fault. I'm to blame. I let my own jealousy break me and Scooby up. [Dynomutt, Brian, Dee Dee, Fred, Velma and Daphne looks worried] I was afraid that with his new suit and his new team, things were gonna change. [Dynomutt, Brian, Dee Dee, Fred, Velma and Daphne hangs their heads, he sighs, then cheers up] And they did change. [Dynomutt, Brian, Dee Dee, Fred, Velma and Daphne knows what does Shaggy meaning they did change] But, like, that's… that's OK. People can grow. But it doesn't mean that we're growing apart. [stands on a rock] Because the one thing that will never change is that Scooby-Doo is my best friend. 10 years ago, a little boy made a promise to a stray puppy that he'd never leave him. No matter what. And I'm gonna keep that promise. Now, it's time we stop this mustachioed menace from opening the gates to the underpass…
Dee Dee: Underworld.
Shaggy: …and letting loose the fearsome sippy-cup.
Dynomutt: Cerberus.
Shaggy: So what do you say we get out of Middle-earth…
Brian: Copyright infringement.
Shaggy: …and go get my always-snacking, never-lacking, often-napping dog back? Who's with me?
Daphne, Velma, Fred, Dee Dee, Brian and Dynomutt: [In unison] We are!
Shaggy: Let's do this!
Dee Dee: [sighs] The primary engine is destroyed. The thrusters are intact, but they're way too small to launch the ship.
Brian: So, we're stuck here? [Dee Dee nods as he glares at Shaggy and walks towards him with his finger pointing at him] Well, maybe if your little buddy didn't lead the bad guy right to us.
Fred: [angrily runs in front of Brian] Leave Shaggy alone! [shoves Brian away from Shaggy, with Dee Dee, Dynomutt and Daphne shocked]
Velma: [annoyed] Yeah, what kind of hero "blames" other people for his problems?
Dynomutt: Meet Brian.
Brian: [angrily] Hey, you shut your dog face!
Dynomutt: [angrily] You shut your face-face! [Shaggy looked at Fred]
Fred: [angrily] Because of you, Scooby-Doo has a first-class ticket [points his finger towards Brian] to the dogpocalypse!
Brian: [angrily towards Fred with a double-point finger] Don't you point your finger at me!
Fred: [angrily towards Brian] Well, don't double-point your finger at me!
Brian: Maybe, I'll triple-finger point at you!
Fred: Then, obviously I'm gonna quadruple-finger point at you!
Brian: Ha! That's just a wave, dipstick! [He and Fred start to fight Velma and Daphne shocked]
Daphne: Hey, Get off of him!
Dee Dee: He's the one that started it!
[Daphne, Velma, Dee Dee and Dynomutt run towards Fred and Brian to try to break up their fight, Shaggy shocked.]
Velma: Toxic masculinity!
Shaggy: [run towards them to try to break up their fight] Stop! [pushing Brian and Fred] STOP IT, ALL OF YOU! [Everyone stops the fight] It's my fault. I'm to blame. I let my own jealousy break me and Scooby up. [Dynomutt, Brian, Dee Dee, Fred, Velma and Daphne looks worried] I was afraid that with his new suit and his new team, things were gonna change. [Dynomutt, Brian, Dee Dee, Fred, Velma and Daphne hangs their heads, he sighs, then cheers up] And they did change. [Dynomutt, Brian, Dee Dee, Fred, Velma and Daphne knows what does Shaggy meaning they did change] But, like, that's… that's OK. People can grow. But it doesn't mean that we're growing apart. [stands on a rock] Because the one thing that will never change is that Scooby-Doo is my best friend. 10 years ago, a little boy made a promise to a stray puppy that he'd never leave him. No matter what. And I'm gonna keep that promise. Now, it's time we stop this mustachioed menace from opening the gates to the underpass…
Dee Dee: Underworld.
Shaggy: …and letting loose the fearsome sippy-cup.
Dynomutt: Cerberus.
Shaggy: So what do you say we get out of Middle-earth…
Brian: Copyright infringement.
Shaggy: …and go get my always-snacking, never-lacking, often-napping dog back? Who's with me?
Daphne, Velma, Fred, Dee Dee, Brian and Dynomutt: [In unison] We are!
Shaggy: Let's do this!
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[Scooby frees the gang from the crashed Mystery Machine]
Scooby: You guys are alive!
Shaggy: Scooby-Doo!
[Shaggy hugs him]
Daphne: Scooby!
Fred: Ya-hoo!
[The rest of the gang comes in for a group hug]
Daphne: Oh, thank goodness. The gang is finally back together.
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Buddy, I never meant to…
Scooby: I know. Me neither.
Scooby: You guys are alive!
Shaggy: Scooby-Doo!
[Shaggy hugs him]
Daphne: Scooby!
Fred: Ya-hoo!
[The rest of the gang comes in for a group hug]
Daphne: Oh, thank goodness. The gang is finally back together.
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Buddy, I never meant to…
Scooby: I know. Me neither.
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[Back on the surface, Brian, Dee Dee, Dynomutt, Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne and Velma were hiding in a Roman vase.]
Velma: So that's Cerberus.
[They get back in the vase.]
Dee Dee: We've got to stop him before he gets into the city.
Shaggy: Like, how?
Daphne: We fight monsters all the time. Remember the phantom sea squid at the haunted aquarium?
Velma: That was a real estate developer with a couple of flashlights and a sound effects machine. This is the real deal. Right, Fred? Fred? [Dynomutt’s eyes light up to reveal the gang, but not Fred, inside.] Where's Fred?
[Back with Fred, he still was near his destroyed the Mystery Machine.]
Fred: You… shall be avenged. [He arms himself with the hubcap as a shield while putting some dry oil on her face like warpaint and putting on an ascot.] For the Mystery Machine!
[The gang peeks as Fred charges toward Cerberus.]
Brian: He’s just attacking. I mean, are we supposed to be attacking?
[However, Cerberus laughs and flicks Fred away, making him lose his ascot in the process.]
Daphne: Fred!
Velma: Come on, hurry! Run!
[Cerberus corners the whole gang at an ancient building.]
Fred: Sorry, gang. Never mess with another man’s vehicle.
Velma: So that's Cerberus.
[They get back in the vase.]
Dee Dee: We've got to stop him before he gets into the city.
Shaggy: Like, how?
Daphne: We fight monsters all the time. Remember the phantom sea squid at the haunted aquarium?
Velma: That was a real estate developer with a couple of flashlights and a sound effects machine. This is the real deal. Right, Fred? Fred? [Dynomutt’s eyes light up to reveal the gang, but not Fred, inside.] Where's Fred?
[Back with Fred, he still was near his destroyed the Mystery Machine.]
Fred: You… shall be avenged. [He arms himself with the hubcap as a shield while putting some dry oil on her face like warpaint and putting on an ascot.] For the Mystery Machine!
[The gang peeks as Fred charges toward Cerberus.]
Brian: He’s just attacking. I mean, are we supposed to be attacking?
[However, Cerberus laughs and flicks Fred away, making him lose his ascot in the process.]
Daphne: Fred!
Velma: Come on, hurry! Run!
[Cerberus corners the whole gang at an ancient building.]
Fred: Sorry, gang. Never mess with another man’s vehicle.
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Dynomutt: Brian, what are you doing back here?
Brian: [pulls out his phone] Calling my dad. [Dynomutt, not amused, turns off the call.] Hey!
Dynomutt: You don’t need your dad.
Brian: Yes, I do. Alright? He’s the hero. I’m not. I can’t win this.
Dynomutt: So what? Look at Scooby and Shaggy! They're terrified, and they're taking on Cerberus!
[They see Scooby and Shaggy running in a chariot from Cerberus]
Shaggy: I'm terrified!
Scooby: Why are we taking on Cerberus?!
Dynomutt: Well, in their own unique way.
Brian: So you're saying it's heroic to be scared, and even to lose sometimes? [Dynomutt nods.] Dude, this is it! This is my hero moment. My real hero moment!
Dynomutt: And it’s my moment, too. My job is to have your back. So what do you say, Blue Falcon?
[Brian smiles softly at Dynomutt and the two grab hands.]
Brian: [sniffs] Okay, now I’m crying.
Brian: [pulls out his phone] Calling my dad. [Dynomutt, not amused, turns off the call.] Hey!
Dynomutt: You don’t need your dad.
Brian: Yes, I do. Alright? He’s the hero. I’m not. I can’t win this.
Dynomutt: So what? Look at Scooby and Shaggy! They're terrified, and they're taking on Cerberus!
[They see Scooby and Shaggy running in a chariot from Cerberus]
Shaggy: I'm terrified!
Scooby: Why are we taking on Cerberus?!
Dynomutt: Well, in their own unique way.
Brian: So you're saying it's heroic to be scared, and even to lose sometimes? [Dynomutt nods.] Dude, this is it! This is my hero moment. My real hero moment!
Dynomutt: And it’s my moment, too. My job is to have your back. So what do you say, Blue Falcon?
[Brian smiles softly at Dynomutt and the two grab hands.]
Brian: [sniffs] Okay, now I’m crying.
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[when Scooby, Shaggy, Mystery Inc. and Falcon Force defeat Cerberus by using the Rottens as bowling balls to make it slip and fall back into the realm of the Underworld]
Shaggy: Man, looks like we just spared the world!
Scooby: [chuckles] Bowling puns!
Shaggy: [he and Scooby fistbump] This is so us!
[Everyone shuts the gate to the Underworld, trapping Cerberus]
Shaggy: OK, so how do we lock that puppy up? [Velma, Daphne and Fred look at each other, then at Scooby and Shaggy, worriedly] What?
Velma: One of you has to hold the gates shut here…
Daphne: …while one of you locks them from… inside the Underworld.
Shaggy: [distraught] What? No! There has to be another way. Right, Velma?
Velma: Alexander the Great built these gates to be locked only by him… and his dog, Peritas. As the last descendant of Peritas, Scooby has to do it.
Daphne: But the prophecy says he needs his best friend to help him.
Fred: That's you, Shaggy.
[Shaggy and Scooby look at each other, before the latter looks towards the gate with the rotating lock with a handprint and pawprint on two different sides. Scooby then looks on in determination and courage]
Scooby: There's no other way. I'm the key. I'll go.
Shaggy: No.
[Scooby then makes his way to the gate, with everyone looking at him gloomily; he then stops by the lock, as he prepares to place his paw on it, but all of a sudden, Shaggy slaps the two-sided lock, flipping it to the handprint side]
Shaggy: It says one of us had to be on the inside, but it doesn't say which one.
Scooby: [worried] No!
[Scooby flips the lock back to the pawprint side, making Shaggy gasp; both Shaggy and Scooby then flip the lock to either the handprint or pawprint sides of the lock, before Shaggy stood in front of it when it was turned to the handprint side, which Scooby accidentally slaps him multiple times to prevent him from touching the lock]
Shaggy: [grabbing Scooby's paw and calming him down] Buddy, back when we were kids, you saved me. Now it's my turn. [then places his hand on the lock's handprint side, activating the gate in which Shaggy then disappears]
Scooby: [horrified] No! Don't! Raggy, wait! No!
[Scooby gasps, after the gate to the Underworld then locks, before Shaggy appears on the lock from the other side of the gate, then saddened]
Scooby: Raggy.
Shaggy: Scoob, you're the best friend I could ever ask for. [sighs] And you always will be.
[As the gate completely locks, Scooby whimpers as he watches the lock's reflection of Shaggy dissipate, turning into a glowing green lock of the pawprint; Scooby then saddenly places his paw on the pawprint, which makes the entire gate as well as the entire ancient temple to vanish back into the temple's present state; Scooby then whimpers and then starts sobbing, howling and mourning the loss of his friend. The gang comes over to him and gives him a comforting hug as themselves and the Falcon Force grieved about Shaggy as well.]
Scooby: [sobs] Raggy... [Daphne, Velma and Scooby sobbing]
Velma: Are we missing something? "A pair whose friendship forever grows." [wipes her eyes] Does it mean something else?
Daphne: [looks Scooby in the eyes] I think it means that Scoob and Shaggy's friendship will live on... whether they're together or not. [hugs Scooby]
Velma: But...why would Alexander make a gate that would separate him from his best friend forever?
Fred: He must have built a way out.
Daphne: [looking behind Velma] Uh, guys?
[A statue of Alexander the Great and Peritas magically appear in front of the gang]
Velma: It's Alexander the Great. Look at this inscription. It's a message from him. "Our bond will never break or bend..."
Dynomutt: "...so, my friend, it's time to return home."
Velma: Maybe Scooby should give it a try.
[Scooby walks up to the statue and sadly looks at it]
Scooby: Raggy, you promised you'd never leave. Come home.
[A door magically unlocks and opens to reveal Shaggy, who is unharmed]
Scooby: Raggy?
[Cerberus's paw kicks him out and closes the door as the statue disappears]
Shaggy: Zoinks! I guess friendship really did save the day.
Scooby: [relieved] Raggy! [laughs in joy]
Shaggy: Scooby-Doo!
[Scooby runs up to Shaggy and hugs him as do the gang]
Daphne: I love you guys!
[Dee Dee laughs]
Daphne: You gave us quite a scare, Shaggy.
[Shaggy takes Scooby's collar out of his pocket and puts it back on Scooby's neck as Scooby himself smiles]
Shaggy: Well, it takes more than a 3-headed monster to keep me away from my best bud.
Velma: Tank, empath, brain. I finally figured out what you guys are. You're the heart of Mystery, Inc.
[Scooby licks Shaggy as the Falcon Force look happily at them and Dynomutt licks Brian, which he exclaims in pain]
Dynomutt: Sorry. Metal tongue. Shoulda thought that through.
Dastardly: [angrily] Put me down, you traitorous tin cans!
[Two flying Rottens, who had captured Dastardly and Muttley, lower them in front of the gang on knees]
Muttley: [grumbles] Rasm-Frasm. Stupid robots!
Brian: Time to pay for your crimes, Dick Dastardly. [towards him]
Shaggy: Or is it? [pulls off a mask revealing…]
All: [In unison, shocked] Simon Cowell?! [Muttley growls angrily at him]
Daphne: Wow, that is a solid impersonation. [Fred looks at her]
Simon Cowell: [last words] Thank you. I also played Rum Tum Tugger in my secondary school's production of Cats. [Muttley sniffs]
Velma: This makes no sense. [Scooby, Shaggy, Dusty, Daphne, Fred, Brian, Dee Dee and Dynomutt looks at her she walks towards him beside Muttley] How could he have time to judge the world's greatest talent shows and build a giant airship? [she pulls off another mask to reveal he is really… the real Dick Dastardly!]
All: [In unison, shocked] Dick Dastardly?! [Velma nod and walked back]
Dastardly: [failing his Simon Cowell's disguise] Drat! No one ever goes for the double unmasking. [Muttley snickers as Dastardly frowns at him]
Brian: [to Dastardly] You are coming with us.
[The Falcon Force carry Dastardly and Muttley away to custody]
Dastardly: [his last words, enraged] I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you "MISMATCHED" MEDDLING MISCREANTS!
Fred: [to Scooby and Shaggy] Congratulations, you two. You just saved the world.
Daphne: How do you feel?
Scooby and Shaggy: Hungry.
[The gang laugh]
Shaggy: Man, looks like we just spared the world!
Scooby: [chuckles] Bowling puns!
Shaggy: [he and Scooby fistbump] This is so us!
[Everyone shuts the gate to the Underworld, trapping Cerberus]
Shaggy: OK, so how do we lock that puppy up? [Velma, Daphne and Fred look at each other, then at Scooby and Shaggy, worriedly] What?
Velma: One of you has to hold the gates shut here…
Daphne: …while one of you locks them from… inside the Underworld.
Shaggy: [distraught] What? No! There has to be another way. Right, Velma?
Velma: Alexander the Great built these gates to be locked only by him… and his dog, Peritas. As the last descendant of Peritas, Scooby has to do it.
Daphne: But the prophecy says he needs his best friend to help him.
Fred: That's you, Shaggy.
[Shaggy and Scooby look at each other, before the latter looks towards the gate with the rotating lock with a handprint and pawprint on two different sides. Scooby then looks on in determination and courage]
Scooby: There's no other way. I'm the key. I'll go.
Shaggy: No.
[Scooby then makes his way to the gate, with everyone looking at him gloomily; he then stops by the lock, as he prepares to place his paw on it, but all of a sudden, Shaggy slaps the two-sided lock, flipping it to the handprint side]
Shaggy: It says one of us had to be on the inside, but it doesn't say which one.
Scooby: [worried] No!
[Scooby flips the lock back to the pawprint side, making Shaggy gasp; both Shaggy and Scooby then flip the lock to either the handprint or pawprint sides of the lock, before Shaggy stood in front of it when it was turned to the handprint side, which Scooby accidentally slaps him multiple times to prevent him from touching the lock]
Shaggy: [grabbing Scooby's paw and calming him down] Buddy, back when we were kids, you saved me. Now it's my turn. [then places his hand on the lock's handprint side, activating the gate in which Shaggy then disappears]
Scooby: [horrified] No! Don't! Raggy, wait! No!
[Scooby gasps, after the gate to the Underworld then locks, before Shaggy appears on the lock from the other side of the gate, then saddened]
Scooby: Raggy.
Shaggy: Scoob, you're the best friend I could ever ask for. [sighs] And you always will be.
[As the gate completely locks, Scooby whimpers as he watches the lock's reflection of Shaggy dissipate, turning into a glowing green lock of the pawprint; Scooby then saddenly places his paw on the pawprint, which makes the entire gate as well as the entire ancient temple to vanish back into the temple's present state; Scooby then whimpers and then starts sobbing, howling and mourning the loss of his friend. The gang comes over to him and gives him a comforting hug as themselves and the Falcon Force grieved about Shaggy as well.]
Scooby: [sobs] Raggy... [Daphne, Velma and Scooby sobbing]
Velma: Are we missing something? "A pair whose friendship forever grows." [wipes her eyes] Does it mean something else?
Daphne: [looks Scooby in the eyes] I think it means that Scoob and Shaggy's friendship will live on... whether they're together or not. [hugs Scooby]
Velma: But...why would Alexander make a gate that would separate him from his best friend forever?
Fred: He must have built a way out.
Daphne: [looking behind Velma] Uh, guys?
[A statue of Alexander the Great and Peritas magically appear in front of the gang]
Velma: It's Alexander the Great. Look at this inscription. It's a message from him. "Our bond will never break or bend..."
Dynomutt: "...so, my friend, it's time to return home."
Velma: Maybe Scooby should give it a try.
[Scooby walks up to the statue and sadly looks at it]
Scooby: Raggy, you promised you'd never leave. Come home.
[A door magically unlocks and opens to reveal Shaggy, who is unharmed]
Scooby: Raggy?
[Cerberus's paw kicks him out and closes the door as the statue disappears]
Shaggy: Zoinks! I guess friendship really did save the day.
Scooby: [relieved] Raggy! [laughs in joy]
Shaggy: Scooby-Doo!
[Scooby runs up to Shaggy and hugs him as do the gang]
Daphne: I love you guys!
[Dee Dee laughs]
Daphne: You gave us quite a scare, Shaggy.
[Shaggy takes Scooby's collar out of his pocket and puts it back on Scooby's neck as Scooby himself smiles]
Shaggy: Well, it takes more than a 3-headed monster to keep me away from my best bud.
Velma: Tank, empath, brain. I finally figured out what you guys are. You're the heart of Mystery, Inc.
[Scooby licks Shaggy as the Falcon Force look happily at them and Dynomutt licks Brian, which he exclaims in pain]
Dynomutt: Sorry. Metal tongue. Shoulda thought that through.
Dastardly: [angrily] Put me down, you traitorous tin cans!
[Two flying Rottens, who had captured Dastardly and Muttley, lower them in front of the gang on knees]
Muttley: [grumbles] Rasm-Frasm. Stupid robots!
Brian: Time to pay for your crimes, Dick Dastardly. [towards him]
Shaggy: Or is it? [pulls off a mask revealing…]
All: [In unison, shocked] Simon Cowell?! [Muttley growls angrily at him]
Daphne: Wow, that is a solid impersonation. [Fred looks at her]
Simon Cowell: [last words] Thank you. I also played Rum Tum Tugger in my secondary school's production of Cats. [Muttley sniffs]
Velma: This makes no sense. [Scooby, Shaggy, Dusty, Daphne, Fred, Brian, Dee Dee and Dynomutt looks at her she walks towards him beside Muttley] How could he have time to judge the world's greatest talent shows and build a giant airship? [she pulls off another mask to reveal he is really… the real Dick Dastardly!]
All: [In unison, shocked] Dick Dastardly?! [Velma nod and walked back]
Dastardly: [failing his Simon Cowell's disguise] Drat! No one ever goes for the double unmasking. [Muttley snickers as Dastardly frowns at him]
Brian: [to Dastardly] You are coming with us.
[The Falcon Force carry Dastardly and Muttley away to custody]
Dastardly: [his last words, enraged] I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you "MISMATCHED" MEDDLING MISCREANTS!
Fred: [to Scooby and Shaggy] Congratulations, you two. You just saved the world.
Daphne: How do you feel?
Scooby and Shaggy: Hungry.
[The gang laugh]
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[Back in Venice, California, we come to a grand opening where on the front building we find Mystery Inc unveiling their new headquarters called "Mystery Inc. Supernatural Mystery Solvers". The crowd applauds.]
Fred: It's perfect. [to Shaggy while feeding Scooby hot dogs] Wait, Shaggy, where's the DJ you hired?
Shaggy: Like, they'll be here any minute.
Fred: "They"?
[Soon, They look up at the Falcon Fury Mark 2 arrived. We see the ship lowering down a new van with Blue Falcon being the DJ on top. As it lands, Dee Dee and Dynomutt come out.]
Dynomutt: Surprise!
Dee Dee: You know we wouldn't miss your grand opening!
Brian: [on speaker] DJ Blue Falcon! [Flying in was Blue Falcon himself. The crowd cheers. Balloons dropped down right on time.] And that is how you make an entrance. [to Keith] Good job, Keith.
Keith: [on speaker] Thank you, BF!
[Fred digs the upgraded Mystery Machine.]
Fred: [hugs the Mystery Machine] I'm so happy you're back.
Dynomutt: [to Dee Dee] You know, I’m proud of him, but he could’ve done this without us.
Dee Dee: I know. I am so gonna need a raise.
Fred: It's perfect. [to Shaggy while feeding Scooby hot dogs] Wait, Shaggy, where's the DJ you hired?
Shaggy: Like, they'll be here any minute.
Fred: "They"?
[Soon, They look up at the Falcon Fury Mark 2 arrived. We see the ship lowering down a new van with Blue Falcon being the DJ on top. As it lands, Dee Dee and Dynomutt come out.]
Dynomutt: Surprise!
Dee Dee: You know we wouldn't miss your grand opening!
Brian: [on speaker] DJ Blue Falcon! [Flying in was Blue Falcon himself. The crowd cheers. Balloons dropped down right on time.] And that is how you make an entrance. [to Keith] Good job, Keith.
Keith: [on speaker] Thank you, BF!
[Fred digs the upgraded Mystery Machine.]
Fred: [hugs the Mystery Machine] I'm so happy you're back.
Dynomutt: [to Dee Dee] You know, I’m proud of him, but he could’ve done this without us.
Dee Dee: I know. I am so gonna need a raise.
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Velma: Looks like we're on the case.
Fred: Let’s hit it.
Daphne: [to Dusty] Hey, Dusty! Watch the shop, please.
Shaggy: What do you say, buddy?
Scooby: Lets Scooby-Dooby-Do It!
Fred: Let’s hit it.
Daphne: [to Dusty] Hey, Dusty! Watch the shop, please.
Shaggy: What do you say, buddy?
Scooby: Lets Scooby-Dooby-Do It!
Other characters in Scoob! (2020): Scooby-Doo · Fred Jones · Dick Dastardly · Brian Crown / Blue Falcon · Daphne Blake · Velma Dinkley · Dee Dee Skyes · Dynomutt · Simon Cowell · Captain Caveman · Muttley · Officer Jaffe
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