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[On the Falcon Fury, Shaggy walks through the atrium]
Shaggy: Huh?
[A holographic person pushes a tray labeled, "For Incineration", with two canisters and Scooby's collar. Shaggy grabs the collar and gazes at it with a sad whistful expression. A flashback shows his young self putting the collar on puppy Scooby, then hugging him]
Young Shaggy: I'll never leave you. No matter what.
[In the present, Shaggy continues to stare sadly at Scooby's collar in his hands. He hears a horn honking and puts the collar in his pocket. Outside, Fred waves from the Mystery Machine]
Fred: Hey!
Shaggy: [happily] Fred?
Fred: Shaggy?
Shaggy: Fred!
Fred: Shaggy! [hugs him]
Shaggy: How'd you get here? And where are Daphne and Velma?
Fred: Dastardly kidnapped us, and was holding us captive on his super awesome airship. Jeez, that thing is cool! Never mind. Where's Scooby-Doo? Has he been taken?
Shaggy: No, he's with his new "hero" friends. We're on a break, and you've missed a lot.
Fred: Shaggy, Scooby-Doo is in grave danger, and Dastardly is on his way here right now, and he won't stop until he gets him.
Shaggy: Dastardly? Then we can't let that happen.
Fred: Exactly! Now, take me to Scooby-Doo. [motions to the Mystery Machine]
[Scooby and Brian followed Captain Caveman to the arena]
Captain Caveman: As it turns out, I wasn't even a velociraptor's father. Any who, there it is, the slaghoople. [reveals the last Cerberus skull to them in the arena]
Scooby: Brian, we found the last skull!
Brian: Mission accomplished! Now, if you would give us a hand carrying out, we'll take it back to our jet.
Captain Caveman: Uh-uh-uh. The only way to take the slaghoople is to defeat the protector in battle, and that's me.
Scooby: You?
Brian: Scooby, this is it. It's my hero moment. I could totally pound the crap out of this little guy.
Scooby: Doesn't sound heroic.
Brian: [to Captain Caveman] Hey, you're on. But I think you're gonna need a few friends.
Captain Caveman: Oh, I've got friends, and they do like a good show.
[He claps his hands twice, which closes the wooden gate, then a group of cavemen and cavewomen appear to watch the battle]
Captain Caveman: All right now, let's get our fight on!
[A caveman blows a turtle horn as the battle starts]
Brian: Come at me, little man!
[The caveman group gasp in shock]
Captain Caveman: Little?! Did you just call me little?!
Scooby: No, he said big.
Brian: I did call you little, pipsqueak.
Scooby: He said big squeak.
Captain Caveman: You can call me... [Activates his club, which opens to reveal a sledgehammered dinosaur, then jumps into the air] Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!
[He flies down and struck Brian with his club, leaving half of his body in the ground]
Captain Caveman: I know I'm small. It's a pituitary thing. [hits Brian, sending him flying to a wall] Are you not entertained?!
Dynomutt: [as he and Dee Dee witness the battle] Brian! Come on.
Brian: Dynomutt is right. [Falls off the wall, which a piece of it falls on him] I'm not my dad.
Cavewomen Cheerleaders: Ra ra, ra ra ra!
Brian: [gets up from underneath the piece of the wall] Scooby, help!
Scooby: What do I do?!
Brian: Use the suit thingies!
Captain Caveman: [lands on the piece of the wall] Who's your captain?
Cavewomen Cheerleaders: Captain Caveman!
[Captain Caveman is about to face Scooby, when Scooby himself presses a button, which activates hover boards under his paws, which he moves foolishly, much to the cavemen's amusement, then Scooby moves the hover boards to face Captain Caveman as the crowd cheers]
Captain Caveman: Wow, you're doing great. [Scooby launches a claw at him, but he grabs the string] I almost hate to do this to you. [He pulls the string and spins him] Spin it to win it!
Scooby: I want my Raggy!
[Captain Caveman spins him like a top until his super suit breaks, much to his embarrassment]
Dee Dee: You make a break for the skull, I'll pick up Brian and Scooby.
Dynomutt: On it.
Dee Dee: [as Captain Caveman is about to finish Scooby off] Leave him alone! [activates her stick and fights Captain Caveman]
Captain Caveman: I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs, over-easy!
[The Mystery Machine, ridden by Fred and Shaggy rides into the stadium]
Dynomutt: Uh...
Shaggy: Look out!
[Fred moves the van around where the skull is and stops]
Captain Caveman: Dang, those are some dope wheels! [Dynomutt fires his missiles at him, sending him to a wall, leaving his impact silhouette on it] Whatever wheels are!
Shaggy: [gets out of the Mystery Machine] Scooby!
Scooby: Raggy? How'd you get here?
Shaggy: No, let me go first. Scoob-
Dynomutt: [interrupting] Where did that anachronistic van come from?
Shaggy: Fred brought it, but that's not important.
Dee Dee: [puzzled] How'd he get the van to a prehistoric world hidden miles beneath the North Pole? [Fred gets out of the Mystery Machine]
Shaggy: I don't know. Why don't you ask Fred because…
Brian: [confused] Who's Fred?
Shaggy: [continued] …right now, I need to tell Scoob—
Fred: [in Dastardly's voice; laughs] Not me! [kicks Shaggy to the ground with his foot, snares Scooby with a catch pole, and rips himself off, revealing Dastardly]
Shaggy, Brian, Dynomutt and Dee Dee: [In unison, shocked] Dick Dastardly?!
Dastardly: That's right, and your "foolish" friend led me straight to you! [The Mean Machine arrives above the arena]
Shaggy: [looks up] Oh, no!
[The flying Rottens come out of the Mean Machine and attack all of the cavemen as they retreat]
Dastardly: If you will excuse me, I have a treasure to collect.
[The Mean Machine's grabbing claw grabs the last Cerberus skull as Dastardly get on the skull with Scooby]
Scooby: RAGGY!!!!
Shaggy: SCOOBY!!!!
Dastardly: Oh, and I almost forgot to take out the rubbish.
[The Rottens throw out Daphne, Velma and the real Fred out of the airship, but Dee Dee and Dynomutt catch Daphne and Velma]
Brian: Whoa, nice catch! [Fred lands in his arms] 'Sup?
Dastardly: Ta-ta! See you all in Athens. Oh, no you won't! Because the only way out is with a jet.
Brian: Well, good thing we have one!
Dastardly: Oh, do you now? [evilly laughs as he gets on the Mean Machine with the skull and Scooby and the airship flies away]
Brian: There's something about the way he said, "do you?" [Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, Dynomutt, Dee Dee and Velma looks at him] and then laughed that makes me think he did something to our ship.
[Scene switches to the Falcon Force and Mystery Inc. on the beach with the Falcon Fury now destroyed they shocked]
Brian: [groans and drops Fred] I hate it when I'm right.
Dynomutt: We're lucky it doesn't happen often.
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