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Mark Wahlberg movie quotes

206 quotes from 19 movies

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) as Cade Yeager

View Quote Sweetie... hand me my alien gun (the civilian runs away.)

View Quote Come on, you old wreck. Judgment Day.

View Quote Oh, man. I am so gonna patent this shit.

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The Departed (2006) as Dignam

View Quote My theory on feds is that they're like mushrooms; Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. You girls have a good day.

View Quote What's the matter smartass...you don't know any Shakespeare?

View Quote Yeah, and who forged your transcript, dickhead?

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Scoob! (2020) as Brian Crown / Blue Falcon

View Quote [to Dick Dastardly] You are coming with us.

View Quote Welcome to the Falcon Fury. Hang on, hang on. Turn on the lights. Where are my balloons, Dee Dee? When I say "Falcon Fury", that's supposed to cue the balloons. Kieth, what is the deal up there, man?

View Quote Scoob's clearly important to whatever Dastardly's got planned. We need him.

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Ted 2 (2015) as John

View Quote Hey, **** your Chrysler!

View Quote Film Executive: The new Superman is... Jonah Hill!
John: ****!

View Quote Ted: What's your middle name?
Samantha: Leslie.
Ted: Oh, my god! You're Sam L. Jackson!
John: That's great! I mean, just like Sam L. Jackson.
Samantha: Who is that?
Ted: You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.

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Four Brothers (2005) as Bobby Mercer

View Quote [Teasing Angel Mercer] She's got a boyfriend, she's got hard dick in her right now. She screaming somebody else's name and the last thing she's doing is thinking about is your black ass.

View Quote [Jeremiah and Angel start fighting in the house] ....Nitro got Midnight in a headlock! Get him!

View Quote [Talking to Jack while playing ice hockey] There you go!Shit,I gotta make a man outta you!

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The Other Guys (2010) as Detective Terry Hoitz

View Quote And when I come back and bust your ass, we are locking David Ershon in the Federal Reserve!

View Quote (while showing badge) Police shithead!

View Quote I'm a peacock - you gotta let me fly!

All 18 quotes from Detective Terry Hoitz »

I Heart Huckabees (2004) as Tommy Corn

View Quote How come we only ask ourselves the really big questions when something bad happens?

View Quote Honestly, I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I thought we were talking about petroleum.

View Quote Aaah, here he comes! The man poet who banged France's Dark Lady of Philosophy! The parking lot crusader of truth who turned his back on his Other like a cold-blooded gangsta.

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Shooter (2007) as Bob Lee Swagger

View Quote Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

View Quote I don't think you understand. These boys killed my dog.

View Quote Let's see what lies they're trying to sell us today.

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The Happening (2008) as Elliot Moore

View Quote [to house plant] Hello, my name is Elliot Moore. I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and we're just going to leave. I hope that's okay. [Elliot touches leaf] Plastic. I'm talking to a plastic plant. I'm still doing it.

View Quote Mrs. Jones: [confronting Elliot] I hear you whispering! Thinking of stealing something?
Elliot: No ma'am, we're not.
Mrs. Jones: Plan on murdering me in my sleep?
Elliot: What? Nooo.

View Quote Jared: Got kids?
Elliot: No.
Jared: How come? You got... a problem?
Elliot: No. She wanted to wait.
Jared: Really? For what?
Elliot: For me to grow up. Why are we talking about this?

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Uncharted (2022) as Victor "Sully" Sullivan

View Quote Puberty is right around the corner, kid. You can grow your own.

View Quote I'm offering you a real ticket out of here. A chance to see places you only read about in books.

View Quote I'm literally in a Papa John's right now.

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Three Kings (1999) as Troy Barlow

View Quote Troy Barlow: Hey, would you take those **** things off?
Walter: I never got to use night-vision.
Barlow: They do not work during the day!
Walter: Yeah, they kinda work.

View Quote Troy Barlow: I'm gonna buy a set of Lexus convertibles in every color.
Chief Elgin: I told you, Lexus don't make a convertible.
Barlow: I'll bet you a Lexus they do.
Elgin: Alright, but it won't be a convertible.

View Quote Archie Gates: Good afternoon. Would this be the proctology tent?
Chief Elgin: No, sir.
Gates: Maybe it's the urology tent. Or the neurology tent. Or the ear nose and throat tent.
Troy Barlow: Captain's at a staff meeting, sir.
Gates: Captain a proctologist?
Conrad Vig: What's a proctologist, sir?

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Max Payne (2008) as Max Payne

View Quote [first lines]
Max Payne: I don't believe in Heaven. I believe in Pain. I believe in Fear. I believe in Death.

View Quote Mona Sax: Drop it, shithead.
Max Payne: Just take it easy.
[Max drops gun]
Mona Sax: Give me your backup piece with your left hand.
Max Payne: That's it.
Mona Sax: Kneel down.
Max Payne: What?
Mona Sax: Kneel the **** down! We need to talk about my sister.

View Quote [from trailer]
Max Payne: There's an army of bodies under this river, people who ran out of time, out of friends. I could feel the dead down there, reaching up to welcome me as one of their own. It was an easy mistake to make.

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Planet of the Apes (2001) as Captain Leo Davidson

View Quote Daena: What tribe are you from?
Captain Leo Davidson: United States Air Force, and I'm going back.

View Quote Ari: I'd like to see your world.
Captain Leo Davidson: I know. But they'd probably pry you and poke you and throw you in a cage too.
Ari: [smiles] You'd protect me.

View Quote Ari: I can't go home either now. So, maybe we're not so different.
Captain Leo Davidson: No, we're very different. You care about everybody, but yourself.

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The Fighter (2010) as Micky Ward

View Quote [to Dickie] Why can't you just shut up and be happy for me? I spent the last ten years of my life in bad fights set up by you and Alice. I finally got a good thing going for me and you can't be ****in' happy for me? Why?

View Quote [pointing at each member of his family] I'm the one fighting, okay? Not you, not you, and not you.

View Quote [after seeing the size of his opponent] He did not just get off the ****in' couch. If he did, I'm gonna buy a couch like that.

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Boogie Nights (1997) as Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler

View Quote [to his mother] You don't know what I can do! You don't know what I can do, what I'm gonna do, or what I'm gonna be! You don't know I'm good! I have good things that you don't know about! I'm gonna be something! I am! And don't **** tell me I'm not!

View Quote What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.

View Quote You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll. You know what? I'm the biggest star here, man. That's the way it is! I want to ****! It's my big dick! So, everybody get ready ****in' NOW!

All 4 quotes from Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler »

Daddy's Home (2015) as Dusty Mayron

View Quote It looks like we got our self's a dad-off, Brad.

View Quote Brad Whitaker: The step-king has had enough of the king's BULLSHIT!
Dusty Mayron: Brad said a bad word.

View Quote Brad Whitaker: You built all this today? With my tools?
Dusty Mayron: Oh, no, you can't build a treehouse with a tampon, Brad.

All 4 quotes from Dusty Mayron »

Instant Family (2018) as Pete Wagner

View Quote [after beating the adult janitor Jacob] Hey, you ever touch, text, or think about our daughter ever again, and you're a dead man.

View Quote [seeing Lita coated in ketchup and holding a SpongeBob SquarePants knife] That wasn't in the classes. I've got nothing for that.

View Quote Pete Wagner: What is she doing?
Ellie Wagner: God! She's taking naked selfies in the bathroom!
Pete Wagner: She's taking naked selfies of herself?!

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The Perfect Storm (2000) as Bobby Shatford

View Quote Christina? Christina, can you hear me? I don't know if you can, but I'm talking to ya, baby. Do you know how much I love you? I loved you the moment I saw you. I love you now, and I'll love you forever. No goodbye. There's only love, Christina. Only love.

View Quote Bobby Shatford: I got a woman who I can't stand to be two feet away from.
Captain Billy Tyne: Congratulations.
Bobby Shatford: Then again, I love to fish.
Captain Billy Tyne: Son, you've got a problem.

View Quote Bobby Shatford: So, what are you so happy about?
Captain Billy Tyne: You just caught me on a good night. I'm doing what I was made to do - and I've got a feeling I'm going to do it even better this time.

All 4 quotes from Bobby Shatford »

The Basketball Diaries (1995) as Mickey

View Quote I'll tell you what, if our school was this nice I would go there more than once a week.

View Quote Pedro: Yo, you think that'll keep him out of Heaven?
Mickey: What are you, kidding me? Jesus Christ himself would of laughed at that, it was hillarious.

View Quote Pedro: You okay, Jim?
Jim Carroll: Yeah.
Pedro: Does it hurt?
Mickey: What? Do you want to rub it for him, Pedro?
Neutron: Yo Jim, give it a rest, man. You're never gonna beat him.
Mickey: The guy's a pervert, did you hear him? "We can do it again tomorrow if you like, Mr. Carroll."
Jim Carroll: C'mon. Let's cut out of here!