Pete Wagner
We want to thank the Lord for our first Christmas together. And we want to give thanks for this lovely meal and also this, um, bounty of super fun cardboard boxes. Amen.
Amen.
Pete Wagner
Okay. Tuck in, everybody.
Where's my potato chips?
Pete Wagner
We're not having chips tonight, munchkin. Sorry.
I want my chips.
Ellie Wagner
Lita! Lizzy, Pete and I worked really hard on this dinner. There's lots of yummy food for you to eat.
No!
Ellie Wagner
Hey, hey, hey. [Lizzy tries to intervene in Spanish] Hey! Lizzy, Lizzy, please! Lizzy, no, okay? I've got this.
Why are you yelling at me? I'm just trying to help you.
Ellie Wagner
I'm not yelling at... I'm sor... I am. Just then I was. But it's... Look. Lita, don't do what Lizzy said. What did you say? Cuatro? "Go to your bedroom"?
Pete Wagner
No, cuatro means "quart." Like quart of milk. She said, "You're not gonna have a potato chip, but you will drink that milk."
Ellie Wagner
In any case, we have this. It's fine.
Okay, fine.
Ellie Wagner
Okay. Let's try some of this meat loaf, okay?
NO!! I want my chips!
Ellie Wagner
You're not having chips!
Pete Wagner
I don't think she's getting on board with the plan, honey.
I don't want this!
Ellie Wagner
Hey!
Pete Wagner
You sure you don't wanna just give her some chips?
Ellie Wagner
No, we're not giving her chips! She's gonna eat... [Lita suddenly lets out a piercing scream in a very loud manner]
