Rose Byrne movie quotes
47 quotes from 10 movies
Troy (2004) as Briseis
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Briseis: I thought you were a dumb brute. I could have forgiven a dumb brute.
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Briseis: You lost your cousin, and now you have taken mine. Where does it end?
Achilles: It never ends.
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Briseis: Why did you choose this life?
Achilles: What life?
Briseis: To be a great warrior.
Achilles: I chose nothing. I was born and this is what I am.
Insidious (2011) as Renai
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Josh: You should write a song about me.
Renai: They're all about you!
Josh: Like how cool I am.
Renai: They're all about you!
Josh: Like how cool I am.
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Foster: I'm scared, Mom.
Renai: Scared of what?
Foster: Dalton. Can I change rooms?
Renai: Why would you want to change rooms?
Foster: I don't like when he walks around at night.
Renai: Scared of what?
Foster: Dalton. Can I change rooms?
Renai: Why would you want to change rooms?
Foster: I don't like when he walks around at night.
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Renai: How old do you think I am?
Dalton: Really old.
Renai: Oh. Have a guess.
Dalton: Probably at least, uh, 21.
Renai: [laughing] I wish you were right.
Dalton: Really old.
Renai: Oh. Have a guess.
Dalton: Probably at least, uh, 21.
Renai: [laughing] I wish you were right.
Wicker Park (2004) as Alex
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Alex: You want a cup of coffee?
Matthew: Yeah, sure. Thanks.
Alex: [rummages around in the kitchen] No. No. No. No. [comes back with coffee in two flutes of champagne glasses] He broke all my cups.
Matthew: That's original.
Matthew: Yeah, sure. Thanks.
Alex: [rummages around in the kitchen] No. No. No. No. [comes back with coffee in two flutes of champagne glasses] He broke all my cups.
Matthew: That's original.
Get Him to the Greek (2010) as Jackie
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[Aldous is in a music video taking place in a gun battle in an African village]
Aldous: [Singing] I have crossed the mystic desert. To snap pictures of the poor. I've invited them to brunch. Let them crash out on my floor. There's sunshine in my veins My kitchen's filled with flies. I'm crying out in vain Like a little African child. Trapped in me. There's a little African child trapped in me. All of these blowjobs in limousines. Why do they matter, what do they mean. To the little African child trapped in me?
Zoe: This is Zoe Salmon, and I'm on the set of international rock star Aldous Snow's new music video, African Child.
Aldous: I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, well, a war in I think it was Darfur or Zimbabwe or Rwanda, one of them. And I just thought, "This isn't right, is it?" And I made some phone calls. It turns out, it isn't.
Zoe: Aldous' longtime girlfriend and mother of their son, Naples, model pop star Jackie Q.
Jackie: He's really passionate. He's never been to Africa, but he's really passionate about it. And about, like, potentially going there.
Aldous: When they were putting together this costume, I said, "Imagine an African, white Christ from space." And this is what they came back with, an African, white space Christ. That's how it... Well, that's just the concept, you know. Obviously, I'm not saying I'm an African, white space Christ. That would be... That's not for me to say. That's for other people... That's for other people to say if they think I'm... They think I'm like Jesus. [Sings] Ride me inside me supertight. Boom boom. Shake the room like it's dynamite. Ride me inside me supertight. Boom boom. Shake the room like it's dynamite. Ride me inside me supertight. Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite.
Zoe: Jackie, you've had multiple hit singles, an amazing modeling career, and your very own perfume line. How do you find balance with your family life?
Jackie: Naples is a darling.
Naples: Really cool!
Jackie: He's so gorgeous. And Aldy's the best father.
Zoe: What do you love most about Aldous?
Jackie: I just love his energy and insight. The way he says my name and...
Aldous: Jackie. Oh, don't.
Zoe: You have a huge album coming out right now, African Child. Everyone is so excited about it. You must be, too.
Aldous: When people look back at musical history, they'll say, "Sergeant Pepper, African Child." That's what they'll probably say. [Sing] Trapped in me...
...
Brooke: Jackie, Aldous, welcome back to Showbiz Tonight. Great to see you! How are things going, Aldous?
Aldous: Fantastically. To tell you the truth, Brooke. I'm happy in a way I didn't think was truly possible for me.
Brooke: Great. And you, Jackie?
Jackie: I'm actually a bit bored, you know. We've been sober now seven years together. And it's been a real adjustment for me, you know, the difference in lifestyle. You know, he works out all day getting every part of his body really hard. Except one part's missing, you know? One part. I think that through all that...
Aldous: Jackie. Have you been drinking today?
Jackie: I've had a few **** drinks, yeah. Just a few drinks.
Aldous: Yeah.
Jackie: But that... You know, whatever. You know, arrest me. But it's really boring.
Aldous: Jackie. Jackie.
Jackie: [To the hostess] The old Aldous would have, you know, had his way with you. Would've bent you over that pretty little chair and had his way! And now we'd be having a three-way! You'd be coming over for a cognac later, I'll tell you that, sweetie! But that's not happening anymore!
Aldous: Do you want me to start drinking again?! Is that what you'd like?! Do you want to return to that?!
Jackie: Maybe you should!
Aldous: I'll do lines off her forehead while I'm in her up to my nuts! If that's what you want! I'm just saying!
Mario of Extra: [To viewer] Tell you what, time to invest in Jack Daniel's, 'cause Aldous Snow is off the wagon!
Song lyrics: [Aldous is partying with P!nk] Drinking gin at half past 5:00. Chatting up the bird with the dodgy eye, I vomit Jager on her pasty thighs Do a runner when her fella arrives Drop the pills, I'm off me crust. Meet the lads, I'm coming up
Billy Bush of Access Hollywood: The misbehaving singer appeared on MTV News this weekend to leak some exciting info.
Aldous song lyrics: [Repeatedly over montage of antics] Let's get ****..., let's get **** up on the town...
Voiceover: Aldous Snow's father and former manager, Jonathan Snow, has written a tell-all book.
Jonathan: Well, I managed Aldous for the first two years of his career.
Aldous: Yeah, he managed me while I was in his testicles! The minute he ejaculated, the management ended! No, I don't **** miss it! I'll show you what it's like!
Voiceover: Yeah, you're watching Aldous Snow on TMZ!
Aldous song lyrics: [Repeatedly over montage of antics] Let's get ****..., let's get **** up on the town..., let's have fun..., let's have fun up on the town..., called a cab, back to mine. Same routine every time.
Aldous: [Singing] I have crossed the mystic desert. To snap pictures of the poor. I've invited them to brunch. Let them crash out on my floor. There's sunshine in my veins My kitchen's filled with flies. I'm crying out in vain Like a little African child. Trapped in me. There's a little African child trapped in me. All of these blowjobs in limousines. Why do they matter, what do they mean. To the little African child trapped in me?
Zoe: This is Zoe Salmon, and I'm on the set of international rock star Aldous Snow's new music video, African Child.
Aldous: I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, well, a war in I think it was Darfur or Zimbabwe or Rwanda, one of them. And I just thought, "This isn't right, is it?" And I made some phone calls. It turns out, it isn't.
Zoe: Aldous' longtime girlfriend and mother of their son, Naples, model pop star Jackie Q.
Jackie: He's really passionate. He's never been to Africa, but he's really passionate about it. And about, like, potentially going there.
Aldous: When they were putting together this costume, I said, "Imagine an African, white Christ from space." And this is what they came back with, an African, white space Christ. That's how it... Well, that's just the concept, you know. Obviously, I'm not saying I'm an African, white space Christ. That would be... That's not for me to say. That's for other people... That's for other people to say if they think I'm... They think I'm like Jesus. [Sings] Ride me inside me supertight. Boom boom. Shake the room like it's dynamite. Ride me inside me supertight. Boom boom. Shake the room like it's dynamite. Ride me inside me supertight. Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite.
Zoe: Jackie, you've had multiple hit singles, an amazing modeling career, and your very own perfume line. How do you find balance with your family life?
Jackie: Naples is a darling.
Naples: Really cool!
Jackie: He's so gorgeous. And Aldy's the best father.
Zoe: What do you love most about Aldous?
Jackie: I just love his energy and insight. The way he says my name and...
Aldous: Jackie. Oh, don't.
Zoe: You have a huge album coming out right now, African Child. Everyone is so excited about it. You must be, too.
Aldous: When people look back at musical history, they'll say, "Sergeant Pepper, African Child." That's what they'll probably say. [Sing] Trapped in me...
...
Brooke: Jackie, Aldous, welcome back to Showbiz Tonight. Great to see you! How are things going, Aldous?
Aldous: Fantastically. To tell you the truth, Brooke. I'm happy in a way I didn't think was truly possible for me.
Brooke: Great. And you, Jackie?
Jackie: I'm actually a bit bored, you know. We've been sober now seven years together. And it's been a real adjustment for me, you know, the difference in lifestyle. You know, he works out all day getting every part of his body really hard. Except one part's missing, you know? One part. I think that through all that...
Aldous: Jackie. Have you been drinking today?
Jackie: I've had a few **** drinks, yeah. Just a few drinks.
Aldous: Yeah.
Jackie: But that... You know, whatever. You know, arrest me. But it's really boring.
Aldous: Jackie. Jackie.
Jackie: [To the hostess] The old Aldous would have, you know, had his way with you. Would've bent you over that pretty little chair and had his way! And now we'd be having a three-way! You'd be coming over for a cognac later, I'll tell you that, sweetie! But that's not happening anymore!
Aldous: Do you want me to start drinking again?! Is that what you'd like?! Do you want to return to that?!
Jackie: Maybe you should!
Aldous: I'll do lines off her forehead while I'm in her up to my nuts! If that's what you want! I'm just saying!
Mario of Extra: [To viewer] Tell you what, time to invest in Jack Daniel's, 'cause Aldous Snow is off the wagon!
Song lyrics: [Aldous is partying with P!nk] Drinking gin at half past 5:00. Chatting up the bird with the dodgy eye, I vomit Jager on her pasty thighs Do a runner when her fella arrives Drop the pills, I'm off me crust. Meet the lads, I'm coming up
Billy Bush of Access Hollywood: The misbehaving singer appeared on MTV News this weekend to leak some exciting info.
Aldous song lyrics: [Repeatedly over montage of antics] Let's get ****..., let's get **** up on the town...
Voiceover: Aldous Snow's father and former manager, Jonathan Snow, has written a tell-all book.
Jonathan: Well, I managed Aldous for the first two years of his career.
Aldous: Yeah, he managed me while I was in his testicles! The minute he ejaculated, the management ended! No, I don't **** miss it! I'll show you what it's like!
Voiceover: Yeah, you're watching Aldous Snow on TMZ!
Aldous song lyrics: [Repeatedly over montage of antics] Let's get ****..., let's get **** up on the town..., let's have fun..., let's have fun up on the town..., called a cab, back to mine. Same routine every time.
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Aldous: Thank you. Thank you for that. I'll use it. I would grind that. I would ride the shit out of her. [Aaron's phone rings] Don't take it. Who is it? Sergio?
Aaron: Shit, it's Daphne.
Aldous: Worse.
Aaron: Hey, Daph.
Daphne: Hey, sweetie.
Aaron: What's up?
Daphne: Listen, I'm just calling 'cause I wanted to apologize. I just slept for, like, 20 straight hours and I'm feeling really bad, and I just wanted to say I'm sorry about what happened. I was out of my mind.
Aaron: Okay. Really?
Daphne: Yeah. Thanks. So, I'd like to make it up to you when you get back from your trip.
Aaron: Wait, what's up?
Daphne: I would like to make it up to you.
Aaron: Fun Daphne got us tickets to Radiohead. Wait, what's up?
Daphne: Can you hear me?
Aaron: I thought we broke up. You broke up with me, right?
Daphne: Aaron, we live together. We have a home together. How could you think we were broken up?
Aaron: Because that's what you said.
Daphne: You really think that we're broken up right now? What have you been doing?
Aaron: You know, you're so holier-than-thou about being a doctor. You know, just 'cause you're a doctor doesn't make you a good person. The Nazis have doctors, Daphne. They had Nazi doctors that fixed Nazi legs so they could walk around being angry, okay? So... What are you talking about?
Aldous: Aaron! Is it your girlfriend? Let me have a go. Aaron is very busy now. Press seven for fellatio. Here you go. Don't hang about.
Aaron: Hey, that was Aldous.
Aldous: You know, here's some medical advice from your Nazi doctor. Herpes is incurable. I labored under the myth of monogamy for seven years with Jackie and it was pointless.
Aaron: So you only slept with Jackie?
Aldous: No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy. I realize now my dad was just a realist. I used to be angry... All right, love. I used to be angry 'cause he abandoned me, but really, he was just being a realist. You can't remain in that situation.
Aaron: Your dad lives in, in Vegas, right?
Aldous: Mmm-hmm. That's right, yeah. He lives there, yeah.
Aaron: You should invite him... Your dad should... Nice. You should invite him to the show. You want me to get on that?
Aldous: I don't know if we really have that type of relationship, you know, me and my dad. He always wants something from me. It's a bad idea.
Aaron: Well, I'm sure he'd love to come see you perform.
Aldous: Let's put it this way. If I had a concert, my dad would come. He would come, like, five hours early and ask all the roadies what town they were from, and if he knew anybody from their town.
Aaron: He'd be proud.
Aldous: He's good. He's a good man.
Aaron: Yeah. Yeah. I hate to be a downer, but it's getting really late. We have a flight early in the morning. Do you mind if...
Aldous: Yeah, yeah, right. Hey, Aaron! Have you ever drunk w:absinthe|absinthe]], like from the 1900s?
Aaron: No.
Aldous: Picasso drank it. [To bartender] Oi! "Absinf-fuh"!
Aaron: All right, well, we'll take one shot and then we'll go back to the hotel?
Aldous: Just a little sip of naughty water, and we go back to the hotel. Simple.
[Aaron and Aldous then embark on city-wide mayhem spree of outright over-the-top insanity]
Sergio head hallucination: Aaron! You lost control, mother****er. Stampin' on an African child!
Bespectacled bald man in BDSM gear: Do you like it when I whip you, Aldous?
Aaron: Why is Moby whipping us?
Sergio head hallucination: Whee! Whee! Look, I'm eating my own head. I accept your apology.
...
[Aaron pocket dials Daphne asleep]
Daphne: I accept your apology. Hello?
Aaron: He's the best. Hello? It's sort of like... I'm basically like his new producer or whatever. It's sort of like... I'm basically like his new producer or whatever. That is so amazing for you! Hello? Why are your boobs different sizes? 'Cause the left... I don't care either, Daphne. You live in Seattle, I'll **** live in New York.
[Aldous is watching a home video of him and Jackie]
Aldous: Look how beautiful you are. Do you see how beautiful you are, Jackie? I like being so close. You're so beautiful. Jackie Q, Jackie Q, I love you Jackie Q. **** hell. Jackie Q, Jackie Q at the barbeque.
Jackie: You silly bastard.
Aldous: I love you. Why don't we make a sex tape?
Jackie: 'Cause I don't want to make a sex tape.
Aldous: Yes. **** hell. Come on, it'll be fun!
Jackie: Please, Aldous, come on. I will not call you.
Aldous: Let me marry you.
Jackie: Please, Aldous.
...
Aldous: [He calls her asleep in bed] Jackie?
Jackie: Is that you, Aldous?
Aldous: No, Aldous Snow has got better things to do first thing in the morning than call up an ex-girlfriend.
Jackie: What are you doing? Where are you?
Aldous: Just in our old flat, actually. In New York. You with anybody?
Jackie: Some affable nitwit.
Aldous: Where are you now, Jackie?
Jackie: Los Angeles.
Aldous: What are you doing?
Jackie: Sleeping next to Lars Ulrich.
Aldous: Lars Ulrich? From Metallica?
Jackie: Yeah. Why.
Aldous: What's Lars packing in the drumstick region?
Jackie: I can't tell you that right now. He's sleeping right next to me. What are you so interested in Lars for, Aldous? You jealous? I miss you, Aldy.
Aldous: I miss you. I miss you.
Jackie: I miss you.
Aldous: Listen, why don't you be a good girl and put the phone down next to your vagina, 'cause I need to talk to her. Hello? Is that Jackie's vagina?
Jackie: Hello, Aldous.
Aldous: All right. How are you? I've missed you.
Jackie: I'm very well, thank you. I've just come back from Brazil.
Aldous: What's the weather like?
Jackie: It's quite wet down there, actually.
Aldous: **** off.
Jackie: I really miss your ****, Aldous.
Aldous: I'm gonna come and see you, Jackie.
Jackie: I don't think you should, but I do, I really miss you, Aldous.
Aldous: I'm stuck here with a hard-on. I don't know what to do with it.
Lars: Hey, babe. Who's on the horn?
Jackie: It's Mum. She's just calling up from London.
Lars: Let me take care of this. Oi, Aldous. It's Lars.
Aldous: "I'm ashamed that you're with a drummer, Jackie. "I'd always dreamed that you would marry a front man. With charisma. Razzmatazz. Rough around the edges, but with stars in his eyes, you know."
Lars: Jackie, your mom kind of sounds like a Monty Python skit.
Jackie: Give me the phone back.
Lars: Okay. Okay, okay, sorry.
Jackie: Darling, I've gotta go, all right?
Aldous: I'll see you later. I'm coming to see you. Don't say anything else, all right? I gotta go. Bye.
...
Aldous: [To Aaron] Get up. I can't be here anymore now.
Aaron: Huh?
...
[In limo]
Aaron: I can't believe we're actually on time for a flight.
Aldous: [To chauffeur] Hey, can you pull over, mate?
Aaron: Actually, we, we have a flight to catch.
Aldous: Yeah, no, just pull over here off Linden. I want to get a pretzel. [Aldous mingles with shady-looking men who hand him a rubber-wrapped ball]
Aaron: Dude really wants a pretzel. He's not getting a pretzel is he?
Limo chauffeur: Not the kind you put mustard on. [Aldous comes back and gets in limo]
Aldous: Go, please.
Aaron: Shit, it's Daphne.
Aldous: Worse.
Aaron: Hey, Daph.
Daphne: Hey, sweetie.
Aaron: What's up?
Daphne: Listen, I'm just calling 'cause I wanted to apologize. I just slept for, like, 20 straight hours and I'm feeling really bad, and I just wanted to say I'm sorry about what happened. I was out of my mind.
Aaron: Okay. Really?
Daphne: Yeah. Thanks. So, I'd like to make it up to you when you get back from your trip.
Aaron: Wait, what's up?
Daphne: I would like to make it up to you.
Aaron: Fun Daphne got us tickets to Radiohead. Wait, what's up?
Daphne: Can you hear me?
Aaron: I thought we broke up. You broke up with me, right?
Daphne: Aaron, we live together. We have a home together. How could you think we were broken up?
Aaron: Because that's what you said.
Daphne: You really think that we're broken up right now? What have you been doing?
Aaron: You know, you're so holier-than-thou about being a doctor. You know, just 'cause you're a doctor doesn't make you a good person. The Nazis have doctors, Daphne. They had Nazi doctors that fixed Nazi legs so they could walk around being angry, okay? So... What are you talking about?
Aldous: Aaron! Is it your girlfriend? Let me have a go. Aaron is very busy now. Press seven for fellatio. Here you go. Don't hang about.
Aaron: Hey, that was Aldous.
Aldous: You know, here's some medical advice from your Nazi doctor. Herpes is incurable. I labored under the myth of monogamy for seven years with Jackie and it was pointless.
Aaron: So you only slept with Jackie?
Aldous: No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy. I realize now my dad was just a realist. I used to be angry... All right, love. I used to be angry 'cause he abandoned me, but really, he was just being a realist. You can't remain in that situation.
Aaron: Your dad lives in, in Vegas, right?
Aldous: Mmm-hmm. That's right, yeah. He lives there, yeah.
Aaron: You should invite him... Your dad should... Nice. You should invite him to the show. You want me to get on that?
Aldous: I don't know if we really have that type of relationship, you know, me and my dad. He always wants something from me. It's a bad idea.
Aaron: Well, I'm sure he'd love to come see you perform.
Aldous: Let's put it this way. If I had a concert, my dad would come. He would come, like, five hours early and ask all the roadies what town they were from, and if he knew anybody from their town.
Aaron: He'd be proud.
Aldous: He's good. He's a good man.
Aaron: Yeah. Yeah. I hate to be a downer, but it's getting really late. We have a flight early in the morning. Do you mind if...
Aldous: Yeah, yeah, right. Hey, Aaron! Have you ever drunk w:absinthe|absinthe]], like from the 1900s?
Aaron: No.
Aldous: Picasso drank it. [To bartender] Oi! "Absinf-fuh"!
Aaron: All right, well, we'll take one shot and then we'll go back to the hotel?
Aldous: Just a little sip of naughty water, and we go back to the hotel. Simple.
[Aaron and Aldous then embark on city-wide mayhem spree of outright over-the-top insanity]
Sergio head hallucination: Aaron! You lost control, mother****er. Stampin' on an African child!
Bespectacled bald man in BDSM gear: Do you like it when I whip you, Aldous?
Aaron: Why is Moby whipping us?
Sergio head hallucination: Whee! Whee! Look, I'm eating my own head. I accept your apology.
...
[Aaron pocket dials Daphne asleep]
Daphne: I accept your apology. Hello?
Aaron: He's the best. Hello? It's sort of like... I'm basically like his new producer or whatever. It's sort of like... I'm basically like his new producer or whatever. That is so amazing for you! Hello? Why are your boobs different sizes? 'Cause the left... I don't care either, Daphne. You live in Seattle, I'll **** live in New York.
[Aldous is watching a home video of him and Jackie]
Aldous: Look how beautiful you are. Do you see how beautiful you are, Jackie? I like being so close. You're so beautiful. Jackie Q, Jackie Q, I love you Jackie Q. **** hell. Jackie Q, Jackie Q at the barbeque.
Jackie: You silly bastard.
Aldous: I love you. Why don't we make a sex tape?
Jackie: 'Cause I don't want to make a sex tape.
Aldous: Yes. **** hell. Come on, it'll be fun!
Jackie: Please, Aldous, come on. I will not call you.
Aldous: Let me marry you.
Jackie: Please, Aldous.
...
Aldous: [He calls her asleep in bed] Jackie?
Jackie: Is that you, Aldous?
Aldous: No, Aldous Snow has got better things to do first thing in the morning than call up an ex-girlfriend.
Jackie: What are you doing? Where are you?
Aldous: Just in our old flat, actually. In New York. You with anybody?
Jackie: Some affable nitwit.
Aldous: Where are you now, Jackie?
Jackie: Los Angeles.
Aldous: What are you doing?
Jackie: Sleeping next to Lars Ulrich.
Aldous: Lars Ulrich? From Metallica?
Jackie: Yeah. Why.
Aldous: What's Lars packing in the drumstick region?
Jackie: I can't tell you that right now. He's sleeping right next to me. What are you so interested in Lars for, Aldous? You jealous? I miss you, Aldy.
Aldous: I miss you. I miss you.
Jackie: I miss you.
Aldous: Listen, why don't you be a good girl and put the phone down next to your vagina, 'cause I need to talk to her. Hello? Is that Jackie's vagina?
Jackie: Hello, Aldous.
Aldous: All right. How are you? I've missed you.
Jackie: I'm very well, thank you. I've just come back from Brazil.
Aldous: What's the weather like?
Jackie: It's quite wet down there, actually.
Aldous: **** off.
Jackie: I really miss your ****, Aldous.
Aldous: I'm gonna come and see you, Jackie.
Jackie: I don't think you should, but I do, I really miss you, Aldous.
Aldous: I'm stuck here with a hard-on. I don't know what to do with it.
Lars: Hey, babe. Who's on the horn?
Jackie: It's Mum. She's just calling up from London.
Lars: Let me take care of this. Oi, Aldous. It's Lars.
Aldous: "I'm ashamed that you're with a drummer, Jackie. "I'd always dreamed that you would marry a front man. With charisma. Razzmatazz. Rough around the edges, but with stars in his eyes, you know."
Lars: Jackie, your mom kind of sounds like a Monty Python skit.
Jackie: Give me the phone back.
Lars: Okay. Okay, okay, sorry.
Jackie: Darling, I've gotta go, all right?
Aldous: I'll see you later. I'm coming to see you. Don't say anything else, all right? I gotta go. Bye.
...
Aldous: [To Aaron] Get up. I can't be here anymore now.
Aaron: Huh?
...
[In limo]
Aaron: I can't believe we're actually on time for a flight.
Aldous: [To chauffeur] Hey, can you pull over, mate?
Aaron: Actually, we, we have a flight to catch.
Aldous: Yeah, no, just pull over here off Linden. I want to get a pretzel. [Aldous mingles with shady-looking men who hand him a rubber-wrapped ball]
Aaron: Dude really wants a pretzel. He's not getting a pretzel is he?
Limo chauffeur: Not the kind you put mustard on. [Aldous comes back and gets in limo]
Aldous: Go, please.
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[Aaron and Aldous are waiting in line at the airport]
TSA agent: Next in line! You two traveling together? Okay. You mind coming in back for a quick exam? Just come this way, please. Thank you.
Aldous: [Produces a red wrappered ball from his mouth and drops it into hand] I need you to put this into your bottom hole.
Aaron: What?
Aldous: Put this into your rectum.
Aaron: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What the ****, man? What are you doing? We're in the middle of the airport!
Aldous: It's a necessary part of your job, Aaron. Don't be complicated.
Aaron: I won't do it. I won't do it. No.
Aldous: Put it in! Relax your anus. Stop! Just stop! Aaron! If you don't do it, I ain't gonna do the concert. I'll just get on a plane and go back to London. The only logical thing to do in this situation is to put this deep in your asshole.
TSA agent: Please keep the line moving, sir.
Aaron: [Holds up phone] My phone is ringing.
Aldous: Your phone is not ringing.
Aaron: It's Sergio.
Aldous: It's not Sergio. There's no one there! Aaron, stop pretending to talk to Sergio! Right, mate. Hello!
Sergio: [Answers while at the fridge of his house kitchen and immediately shouts to sons jumping on couch in family room] Hey! The couch is not for jumping! [To Aaron] Aaron, my superstar. Great news. The concert sold out in 10 **** minutes.
Aaron: Hey, so I'm having a possible health issue with the talent.
Sergio: What kind of health issue? His eyes ain't rolling to the back of his head, are they? [To wife] No. Babe! I don't see no string cheese! All I see is Babybels and chocolate pudding!
Sergio's wife: Baby, look in the dairy drawer! Next to the Go-Gurts.
Sergio: I don't see no Go-Gurts! You need to put these shits where I can see them.
Aaron: He wants me to put drugs up my ass. And I don't know what to do.
Sergio: Then you put the drugs up your ass.
Aaron: Please don't make me do that.
Sergio: This is the opportunity that you've been waiting for. You are now in the power position. You hold all the power in your ass.
Aaron: Isn't that enabling him?
Sergio: Yes, that's what we do. It's only a little bit of heroin in your ass. Nobody's gonna die. You know what you signed up for. [Hangs up and walks over to sons in family room] It's Biggest Loser time, it's Biggest Loser time, it's Daddy's favorite show It's Daddy's favorite show.
Aaron: Just give it.
Aldous: Aaron! Come on, mate, we ain't got all day. It's not recreational! It's not meant to be a hobby! Just get it up! Close the door behind you! Hurry up!
[Aaron and Aldous are seated in the gate departure lounge having miraculously eluded security interception]
Aaron: Why did you do this to me?
Aldous: Out of love.
Aaron: Are you sure you should be doing this stuff?
Aldous: Have you got an anti-drug message that you're gonna convey now?
Aaron: I just feel like it couldn't hurt to not be on heroin.
Aldous: Couldn't it? You know, I used to be sober. When I was sober, I was worried about, "Is this the twilight of my career? Is the mother of my child a cruel, evil, brilliant, savant, idiot genius?" You know, "Am I bringing up my kid the right way?" Now, I'm just worried about drugs.
Aaron: IYour life's to-do list must be a baffling document.
Aldous: You're worried about so many things, Aaron. You're worried about will we get to the show? Will I perform well? Will you get the credit that you deserve? Mine has on it but one word. Do you know what that word is?
Aaron: Oh, no. I have to sneeze.
Aldous: What?
Aaron: I have to sneeze. But I'm terrified that my bowels will evacuate if I do.
Aldous: If you sneeze, it is very important that you clench at the same time. Aaron.
Aaron: I'm gonna sneeze. I'm gonna clench and sneeze.
Aldous: Listen to me.
Aaron: Dude, I'm gonna clench and sneeze.
Aldous: Don't close your eyes. It's impossible to sneeze if your eyes are open. Open your eyes. You're being selfish.
Aaron: I'm gonna clench and sneeze.
Aldous: Is it still in?
Aaron: I think I broke a rib.
...
Aaron: Hello, to you.
Check-in agent: Hi.
Aldous: I'm just checking if flight 51 is on time.
Check-in agent: Let's see.
Aldous: Hello, gorgeous. That flight to Vegas left yet?
Check-in agent: Not yet.
Aldous: Well, stick us on that then, please.
Check-in agent: Two first-class tickets?
Aaron: No.
Aldous: Yeah. Yeah, switch us onto the Vegas flight, me and him.
Check-in agent: All right.
Aaron: No.
Aldous: I want to visit my dad.
Aaron: It was your idea. That's not what I meant. I meant after the show to see your dad.
Aldous: You didn't specify. He didn't specify.
Aaron: Yeah, well, I... You know, I did that special favor for you earlier. So, maybe you could return that favor and we could just go to LA.
Aldous: What favor?
Aaron: You know. The favor that I did earlier.
Aldous: My mind's a blank. Oh! He means the heroin.
Aaron: Nope.
Aldous: His bum's all full of heroin. He doesn't mean that.
Aaron: No, no, no.
Aldous: I'm a terrible drug addict. Mule!
Aaron: No.
Aldous: He's a mule!
Aaron: No.
Aldous: You're the devil.
Check-in agent: Perfect.
...
[Aaron and Aldous are airborne in the plane]
Aldous: All right, I want my package now.
Aaron: I'm not gonna give you the drugs until we're in Los Angeles, post-show.
Aldous: Just to clarify, are you saying you're withholding my narcotics?
Aaron: You made a huge tactical error and now I'm in control.
Aldous: Okay.
...
[Aldous is chasing Aaron around in an overly opulent hotel room]
Aldous: Are you ticklish?
Aaron: Okay, stop. Okay, stop.
Aldous: Give me the package.
Aaron: Seriously stop! Seriously stop! Seriously stop! Seriously stop! Seriously.
Aldous: I'll smoke you out.
[Aldous has restrained Aaron silhouetted behind a curtain veil and his arms deep in Aaron's pants]
Aaron: Seriously, seriously stop! What are you doing? Stop! No! No! Let go! You're crazy! No! No! No!
Aldous: Open up.
Aaron: No!
Aldous: Good girl. Wasn't painful, was it?
Aaron: No.
Aldous: In future, if you find yourself in a situation... What are you doing? [Aaron grabs the package ball, rips it open and stomps the contents around on floor] Get the ****... You little wanker. I just need you to go and score for me, Aaron.
Aaron: We're in Vegas. I don't know peeps out here, you know?
Aldous: It's not a **** game, Aaron! Don't put yourself between me and my problem or I'll **** destroy you! Go on now! Why are you still here?! Why are you still here?!
Aaron: Just calm... Just calm down.
Aldous: It's not a joke! It's not funny! Spilling my narcotics, **** me around! I need you to sort me out! You spilled my medicine! You need to remedy it! This is calm. Twenty minutes ago, I was even more calm when I had my fingers in your asshole. You don't want to wait around for another half-hour, son, 'cause I'll be **** you up.
Aaron: I'll figure it out.
Aldous: Yeah, you will. Yeah.
...
[Aaron walks up to casino concierge Brian at receptionist desk]
Brian: Hi. Can I help you?
Aaron: Yes. I am trying to look up a friend of mine who's staying at the hotel. I don't know what room he's in.
Brian: Okay. What's the last name?
Aaron: It's spelled H...
Brian: Okay.
Aaron: ...E- R-O-l-N.
Aaron: Can you find that guest for me? Can you find that guest for me?
Brian: Okay, I see what you're doing. I don't think it's funny, to be honest with you. I mean, you come here, you ask me for, if somebody named Heroin has checked in the **** hotel, 'cause you wanna buy drugs and that's how you do it? You pretend that it's the last name of a **** guest? Are you out of your mind?
Aaron: I don't know. I just, just, just... I just... I'm looking for my friend Heroin. Do you know him?
Brian: Yeah, I do. He'll be out back of the Spice Market Buffet in 20 minutes.
...
[Aaron is riding in Brian's heavily modded vehicle with pounding techno music]
Aaron: I feel like I'm in 2 Fast 2 Furious.
...
Roommate: [Holds up knife] Yo, Brian, give me my money or I'm gonna stab you in the **** stomach, all right?
Brian: Get out of my room, dude. What are you gonna do?
Aaron: What... I'm not, like, involved in this.
...
[Aaron is driving the vehicle with Brian holding his bloodied chest]
Brian: Oh, my God!
Aaron: Where is the hospital?!
Brian: You take a right on North Casino Way!
Aaron: Every street's called Casino Way!
...
[Aaron dumps Brian generally near the E.R. door and then runs away]
Brian: God, why didn't he take me all the way to the door?
...
[Aldous is watching a music video by Jackie Q in a music video]
Jackie: One, two, three, four. It's just like coming in the back door. Five, six, seven, eight. Feels great. A ring, a ring around my dirty posie. My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy. Ring, ring, ring around my posie. All the boys in town say I've the tautest of posies.
[Aaron enters]
Aaron: Aldous. I couldn't get what you wanted me to get. Sorry.
Aldous: Yeah, I forgot I asked you to do that. No, that's all sorted. Turns out, it's quite easy to get drugs in Las Vegas. Why do you look so flustered? All right, just change and we'll get going, shall we? Looking forward to seeing me dad.
Aaron: Thanks again for the suggestion.
Aldous: Great.
[Jackie Q in the music video]
Jackie: By posie, I'm talking about my asshole. Jackie Q!
TSA agent: Next in line! You two traveling together? Okay. You mind coming in back for a quick exam? Just come this way, please. Thank you.
Aldous: [Produces a red wrappered ball from his mouth and drops it into hand] I need you to put this into your bottom hole.
Aaron: What?
Aldous: Put this into your rectum.
Aaron: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What the ****, man? What are you doing? We're in the middle of the airport!
Aldous: It's a necessary part of your job, Aaron. Don't be complicated.
Aaron: I won't do it. I won't do it. No.
Aldous: Put it in! Relax your anus. Stop! Just stop! Aaron! If you don't do it, I ain't gonna do the concert. I'll just get on a plane and go back to London. The only logical thing to do in this situation is to put this deep in your asshole.
TSA agent: Please keep the line moving, sir.
Aaron: [Holds up phone] My phone is ringing.
Aldous: Your phone is not ringing.
Aaron: It's Sergio.
Aldous: It's not Sergio. There's no one there! Aaron, stop pretending to talk to Sergio! Right, mate. Hello!
Sergio: [Answers while at the fridge of his house kitchen and immediately shouts to sons jumping on couch in family room] Hey! The couch is not for jumping! [To Aaron] Aaron, my superstar. Great news. The concert sold out in 10 **** minutes.
Aaron: Hey, so I'm having a possible health issue with the talent.
Sergio: What kind of health issue? His eyes ain't rolling to the back of his head, are they? [To wife] No. Babe! I don't see no string cheese! All I see is Babybels and chocolate pudding!
Sergio's wife: Baby, look in the dairy drawer! Next to the Go-Gurts.
Sergio: I don't see no Go-Gurts! You need to put these shits where I can see them.
Aaron: He wants me to put drugs up my ass. And I don't know what to do.
Sergio: Then you put the drugs up your ass.
Aaron: Please don't make me do that.
Sergio: This is the opportunity that you've been waiting for. You are now in the power position. You hold all the power in your ass.
Aaron: Isn't that enabling him?
Sergio: Yes, that's what we do. It's only a little bit of heroin in your ass. Nobody's gonna die. You know what you signed up for. [Hangs up and walks over to sons in family room] It's Biggest Loser time, it's Biggest Loser time, it's Daddy's favorite show It's Daddy's favorite show.
Aaron: Just give it.
Aldous: Aaron! Come on, mate, we ain't got all day. It's not recreational! It's not meant to be a hobby! Just get it up! Close the door behind you! Hurry up!
[Aaron and Aldous are seated in the gate departure lounge having miraculously eluded security interception]
Aaron: Why did you do this to me?
Aldous: Out of love.
Aaron: Are you sure you should be doing this stuff?
Aldous: Have you got an anti-drug message that you're gonna convey now?
Aaron: I just feel like it couldn't hurt to not be on heroin.
Aldous: Couldn't it? You know, I used to be sober. When I was sober, I was worried about, "Is this the twilight of my career? Is the mother of my child a cruel, evil, brilliant, savant, idiot genius?" You know, "Am I bringing up my kid the right way?" Now, I'm just worried about drugs.
Aaron: IYour life's to-do list must be a baffling document.
Aldous: You're worried about so many things, Aaron. You're worried about will we get to the show? Will I perform well? Will you get the credit that you deserve? Mine has on it but one word. Do you know what that word is?
Aaron: Oh, no. I have to sneeze.
Aldous: What?
Aaron: I have to sneeze. But I'm terrified that my bowels will evacuate if I do.
Aldous: If you sneeze, it is very important that you clench at the same time. Aaron.
Aaron: I'm gonna sneeze. I'm gonna clench and sneeze.
Aldous: Listen to me.
Aaron: Dude, I'm gonna clench and sneeze.
Aldous: Don't close your eyes. It's impossible to sneeze if your eyes are open. Open your eyes. You're being selfish.
Aaron: I'm gonna clench and sneeze.
Aldous: Is it still in?
Aaron: I think I broke a rib.
...
Aaron: Hello, to you.
Check-in agent: Hi.
Aldous: I'm just checking if flight 51 is on time.
Check-in agent: Let's see.
Aldous: Hello, gorgeous. That flight to Vegas left yet?
Check-in agent: Not yet.
Aldous: Well, stick us on that then, please.
Check-in agent: Two first-class tickets?
Aaron: No.
Aldous: Yeah. Yeah, switch us onto the Vegas flight, me and him.
Check-in agent: All right.
Aaron: No.
Aldous: I want to visit my dad.
Aaron: It was your idea. That's not what I meant. I meant after the show to see your dad.
Aldous: You didn't specify. He didn't specify.
Aaron: Yeah, well, I... You know, I did that special favor for you earlier. So, maybe you could return that favor and we could just go to LA.
Aldous: What favor?
Aaron: You know. The favor that I did earlier.
Aldous: My mind's a blank. Oh! He means the heroin.
Aaron: Nope.
Aldous: His bum's all full of heroin. He doesn't mean that.
Aaron: No, no, no.
Aldous: I'm a terrible drug addict. Mule!
Aaron: No.
Aldous: He's a mule!
Aaron: No.
Aldous: You're the devil.
Check-in agent: Perfect.
...
[Aaron and Aldous are airborne in the plane]
Aldous: All right, I want my package now.
Aaron: I'm not gonna give you the drugs until we're in Los Angeles, post-show.
Aldous: Just to clarify, are you saying you're withholding my narcotics?
Aaron: You made a huge tactical error and now I'm in control.
Aldous: Okay.
...
[Aldous is chasing Aaron around in an overly opulent hotel room]
Aldous: Are you ticklish?
Aaron: Okay, stop. Okay, stop.
Aldous: Give me the package.
Aaron: Seriously stop! Seriously stop! Seriously stop! Seriously stop! Seriously.
Aldous: I'll smoke you out.
[Aldous has restrained Aaron silhouetted behind a curtain veil and his arms deep in Aaron's pants]
Aaron: Seriously, seriously stop! What are you doing? Stop! No! No! Let go! You're crazy! No! No! No!
Aldous: Open up.
Aaron: No!
Aldous: Good girl. Wasn't painful, was it?
Aaron: No.
Aldous: In future, if you find yourself in a situation... What are you doing? [Aaron grabs the package ball, rips it open and stomps the contents around on floor] Get the ****... You little wanker. I just need you to go and score for me, Aaron.
Aaron: We're in Vegas. I don't know peeps out here, you know?
Aldous: It's not a **** game, Aaron! Don't put yourself between me and my problem or I'll **** destroy you! Go on now! Why are you still here?! Why are you still here?!
Aaron: Just calm... Just calm down.
Aldous: It's not a joke! It's not funny! Spilling my narcotics, **** me around! I need you to sort me out! You spilled my medicine! You need to remedy it! This is calm. Twenty minutes ago, I was even more calm when I had my fingers in your asshole. You don't want to wait around for another half-hour, son, 'cause I'll be **** you up.
Aaron: I'll figure it out.
Aldous: Yeah, you will. Yeah.
...
[Aaron walks up to casino concierge Brian at receptionist desk]
Brian: Hi. Can I help you?
Aaron: Yes. I am trying to look up a friend of mine who's staying at the hotel. I don't know what room he's in.
Brian: Okay. What's the last name?
Aaron: It's spelled H...
Brian: Okay.
Aaron: ...E- R-O-l-N.
Aaron: Can you find that guest for me? Can you find that guest for me?
Brian: Okay, I see what you're doing. I don't think it's funny, to be honest with you. I mean, you come here, you ask me for, if somebody named Heroin has checked in the **** hotel, 'cause you wanna buy drugs and that's how you do it? You pretend that it's the last name of a **** guest? Are you out of your mind?
Aaron: I don't know. I just, just, just... I just... I'm looking for my friend Heroin. Do you know him?
Brian: Yeah, I do. He'll be out back of the Spice Market Buffet in 20 minutes.
...
[Aaron is riding in Brian's heavily modded vehicle with pounding techno music]
Aaron: I feel like I'm in 2 Fast 2 Furious.
...
Roommate: [Holds up knife] Yo, Brian, give me my money or I'm gonna stab you in the **** stomach, all right?
Brian: Get out of my room, dude. What are you gonna do?
Aaron: What... I'm not, like, involved in this.
...
[Aaron is driving the vehicle with Brian holding his bloodied chest]
Brian: Oh, my God!
Aaron: Where is the hospital?!
Brian: You take a right on North Casino Way!
Aaron: Every street's called Casino Way!
...
[Aaron dumps Brian generally near the E.R. door and then runs away]
Brian: God, why didn't he take me all the way to the door?
...
[Aldous is watching a music video by Jackie Q in a music video]
Jackie: One, two, three, four. It's just like coming in the back door. Five, six, seven, eight. Feels great. A ring, a ring around my dirty posie. My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy. Ring, ring, ring around my posie. All the boys in town say I've the tautest of posies.
[Aaron enters]
Aaron: Aldous. I couldn't get what you wanted me to get. Sorry.
Aldous: Yeah, I forgot I asked you to do that. No, that's all sorted. Turns out, it's quite easy to get drugs in Las Vegas. Why do you look so flustered? All right, just change and we'll get going, shall we? Looking forward to seeing me dad.
Aaron: Thanks again for the suggestion.
Aldous: Great.
[Jackie Q in the music video]
Jackie: By posie, I'm talking about my asshole. Jackie Q!
Neighbors (2014) as Kelly
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Mac: They’re actually really good. They taste like vanilla, kinda. They’re awesome.
Kelly: Pudgie, what do you got there?
Kelly: Pudgie, what do you got there?
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Mac: Hey. What’s nice is in a few years, we’ll have a third person to help us do this.
Mac: Hey. What do you got there, sweetie? Is that a balloon? Did you find a balloon? (But it turns out to be a condom) Oh, shit! That’s not a balloon! (He throws it to Kelly) Oh, jesus!
Kelly: (screams)
Mac: Hey. What do you got there, sweetie? Is that a balloon? Did you find a balloon? (But it turns out to be a condom) Oh, shit! That’s not a balloon! (He throws it to Kelly) Oh, jesus!
Kelly: (screams)
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Mac: There are the girls.
Kelly: Hi.
Mac: How’s it going, sweetie?
Kelly: Good.
Mac: What’s happening?
Kelly: There you go. (She passes Stella over to him) She’s excited to see you.
Mac: Wait, wait. Hey. (babbles) Man, parenting is easy. Look at that!
Kelly: Yeah, two hours a day.
Mac: Yeah.
Kelly: Hi.
Mac: How’s it going, sweetie?
Kelly: Good.
Mac: What’s happening?
Kelly: There you go. (She passes Stella over to him) She’s excited to see you.
Mac: Wait, wait. Hey. (babbles) Man, parenting is easy. Look at that!
Kelly: Yeah, two hours a day.
Mac: Yeah.
Peter Rabbit (2018) as Bea
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Rabbits are generous, honest, pure graceful creatures.
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These are rabbits! They wouldn’t hurt anyone.
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These gates are incredibly sturdy.
Sunshine (2007) as Cassie
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Only dream I ever have … is it the surface of the sun? Everytime I shut my eyes … it's always the same.
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We have an excess of manliness breaking out in the Comm center.
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Let me guess… the surface of the sun? Only dream I ever have. Every time I shut my eyes... it's always the same.
Bridesmaids (2011) as Helen
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Rita: What are we doing for the bachelorette party?
Becca: What about like, a princess theme?
Helen: Versace meets the Gold Rush.
Rita: I'm thinking tanned gentlemen that swallow fire and wear sarongs.
Megan: Female fight club. We grease up - surprise! Beat the crap out of her.
Rita: I don't hate it--
Helen: Vegas it is.
Becca: What about like, a princess theme?
Helen: Versace meets the Gold Rush.
Rita: I'm thinking tanned gentlemen that swallow fire and wear sarongs.
Megan: Female fight club. We grease up - surprise! Beat the crap out of her.
Rita: I don't hate it--
Helen: Vegas it is.
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Flight Attendant: Miss?!
Annie: Um, no...it's not me.
Flight Attendant: Yes, it is you. Please go back to your seat.
Annie: Yes, I'm with him. I'm, uh...I'm Mrs. Igles...I'm Mrs. Iglesias.
Flight Attendant: Uh, no you're not. You were just out here and you put sunglasses on. Out.
Annie: But I don't want to...
Helen: Sir, she can have my seat, okay? Everyone should experience first class at least once in their lives, and Annie shouldn't miss out just because she can't afford it.
Flight Attendant: No, ma'am. I'm afraid that's not allowed.
Annie: Help me, I'm poor.
Annie: Um, no...it's not me.
Flight Attendant: Yes, it is you. Please go back to your seat.
Annie: Yes, I'm with him. I'm, uh...I'm Mrs. Igles...I'm Mrs. Iglesias.
Flight Attendant: Uh, no you're not. You were just out here and you put sunglasses on. Out.
Annie: But I don't want to...
Helen: Sir, she can have my seat, okay? Everyone should experience first class at least once in their lives, and Annie shouldn't miss out just because she can't afford it.
Flight Attendant: No, ma'am. I'm afraid that's not allowed.
Annie: Help me, I'm poor.
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Helen: Oh, Annie, these are my kids.
Girl: Step kids. Step.
Helen: [laughing] They are so hilarious! Excuse me, my husband's kids. What are you guys up to?
Girl: Going to the snack bar.
Helen: Awesome. You need a ride home later?
Boy: **** off, Helen. [walks off]
Helen: Okay. Put a quarter in the swear jar. Good to see ya. [turns to Annie] So cute.
Annie: [nodding] Sweet kids.
Girl: Step kids. Step.
Helen: [laughing] They are so hilarious! Excuse me, my husband's kids. What are you guys up to?
Girl: Going to the snack bar.
Helen: Awesome. You need a ride home later?
Boy: **** off, Helen. [walks off]
Helen: Okay. Put a quarter in the swear jar. Good to see ya. [turns to Annie] So cute.
Annie: [nodding] Sweet kids.
Instant Family (2018) as Ellie Wagner
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This isn't even a real Barbie. You've got a real Barbie at home that Santa gave you a few weeks ago.
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Pete Wagner: What is she doing?
Ellie Wagner: God! She's taking naked selfies in the bathroom!
Pete Wagner: She's taking naked selfies of herself?!
Ellie Wagner: God! She's taking naked selfies in the bathroom!
Pete Wagner: She's taking naked selfies of herself?!
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Pete Wagner: We want to thank the Lord for our first Christmas together. And we want to give thanks for this lovely meal and also this, um, bounty of super fun cardboard boxes. Amen.
All: Amen.
Pete Wagner: Okay. Tuck in, everybody.
Lita Wagner: Where's my potato chips?
Pete Wagner: We're not having chips tonight, munchkin. Sorry.
Lita Wagner: I want my chips.
Ellie Wagner: Lita! Lizzy, Pete and I worked really hard on this dinner. There's lots of yummy food for you to eat.
Lita Wagner: No!
Ellie Wagner: Hey, hey, hey. [Lizzy tries to intervene in Spanish] Hey! Lizzy, Lizzy, please! Lizzy, no, okay? I've got this.
Lizzy Wagner: Why are you yelling at me? I'm just trying to help you.
Ellie Wagner: I'm not yelling at... I'm sor... I am. Just then I was. But it's... Look. Lita, don't do what Lizzy said. What did you say? Cuatro? "Go to your bedroom"?
Pete Wagner: No, cuatro means "quart." Like quart of milk. She said, "You're not gonna have a potato chip, but you will drink that milk."
Ellie Wagner: In any case, we have this. It's fine.
Lizzy Wagner: Okay, fine.
Ellie Wagner: Okay. Let's try some of this meat loaf, okay?
Lita Wagner: NO!! I want my chips!
Ellie Wagner: You're not having chips!
Pete Wagner: I don't think she's getting on board with the plan, honey.
Lita Wagner: I don't want this!
Ellie Wagner: Hey!
Pete Wagner: You sure you don't wanna just give her some chips?
Ellie Wagner: No, we're not giving her chips! She's gonna eat... [Lita suddenly lets out a piercing scream in a very loud manner]
All: Amen.
Pete Wagner: Okay. Tuck in, everybody.
Lita Wagner: Where's my potato chips?
Pete Wagner: We're not having chips tonight, munchkin. Sorry.
Lita Wagner: I want my chips.
Ellie Wagner: Lita! Lizzy, Pete and I worked really hard on this dinner. There's lots of yummy food for you to eat.
Lita Wagner: No!
Ellie Wagner: Hey, hey, hey. [Lizzy tries to intervene in Spanish] Hey! Lizzy, Lizzy, please! Lizzy, no, okay? I've got this.
Lizzy Wagner: Why are you yelling at me? I'm just trying to help you.
Ellie Wagner: I'm not yelling at... I'm sor... I am. Just then I was. But it's... Look. Lita, don't do what Lizzy said. What did you say? Cuatro? "Go to your bedroom"?
Pete Wagner: No, cuatro means "quart." Like quart of milk. She said, "You're not gonna have a potato chip, but you will drink that milk."
Ellie Wagner: In any case, we have this. It's fine.
Lizzy Wagner: Okay, fine.
Ellie Wagner: Okay. Let's try some of this meat loaf, okay?
Lita Wagner: NO!! I want my chips!
Ellie Wagner: You're not having chips!
Pete Wagner: I don't think she's getting on board with the plan, honey.
Lita Wagner: I don't want this!
Ellie Wagner: Hey!
Pete Wagner: You sure you don't wanna just give her some chips?
Ellie Wagner: No, we're not giving her chips! She's gonna eat... [Lita suddenly lets out a piercing scream in a very loud manner]
28 Weeks Later (2007) as Major Scarlet Ross
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It all makes sense. They're executing Code Red. Step 1: Kill the infected. Step 2: Containment. If containment fails, then Step 3: Extermination. Now they won't stop until everyone is dead.
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Scarlet: [upon examining Andy's eyes] Green and brown. Interesting iris variation. It's usually hereditary. Do one of your parents have the same?
Andy: My mother, she did.
Scarlet: How old are you, Andy?
Andy: Twelve.
Scarlet: I think that makes you the youngest person in the entire country. Well, your blood pressure is A-OK and you're negative on any serious disease or afflictions. I think you're okay to come in. Welcome back to Britain.
Andy: My mother, she did.
Scarlet: How old are you, Andy?
Andy: Twelve.
Scarlet: I think that makes you the youngest person in the entire country. Well, your blood pressure is A-OK and you're negative on any serious disease or afflictions. I think you're okay to come in. Welcome back to Britain.
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