Most scenes together: Peter Rabbit & Benjamin Bunny (4), Flopsy & Mopsy (3), Peter Rabbit & Flopsy (2)
Okay, listen up. Here's what we're going to do.
Wait, why do you get to be in charge?
Because I'm the oldest.
By 16 seconds! [Cottontail scoffs]
Oh, Mopsy. Sweet, sweet Mopsy.
Wait, you both know that I'm the oldest, right?
[Flopsy and Mopsy share a confused look at each-other]
Sorry about Dad's jacket.
I'm sorry you lost Dad's jacket.
Yeah, but coming from the oldest, it just kind of means more. [Flopsy gasps]
It's just a jacket. [as he gestures to his heart and the others'] Dad and Mom are still in here, and here, and here, and here, and here. [to Benjamin] But less so in you, since you're just a cousin. You know, you're a nephew, and by marriage. I'm not taking anything away, I'm just, you know, I wanna be accurate.
McGregor!
You gotta come back with us. Back to Bea. She's about to leave. She's gonna give up painting and go home.
She wants nothing to do with me.
That's because she thinks this is all your fault. But we both know that I had a little, tiny something to do with it.
Okay, a lot! I'm not good at owning up to my mistakes. I'm working on it.
McGregor!
I just hope it's not too late.
It's not. I just wanted you gone. I didn't think of anyone but myself. I'm sorry I electrocuted you. I'm sorry I put traps on your head. I'm sorry I rubbed my butt on your hairbrush.
Nothing. Stay focused. [Thomas tries to attack him one last time] Please come back. Not for me, for Bea.
How do I know this isn't a trick?
Trust us.
So you really are talking?
No. Like you said, you chilled out, man, you're cool now. And you're listening to your heart. That's what you're hearing.
McGregor, unlock this door!
Now, listen to your heart. It's telling you to turn left, run 6 paces to that window, break it open, and let's get the heck out of here! [Thomas does so]
McGregor, open up! [Thomas slips out the window] McGregor!
[Peter, Benjamin, and Thomas slide down the rope and into the alley]
Sorry, I've been up since the crack of dawn with these kids. And they're the best thing that's ever happened to me. [starts crying]
You haven't really been trying to protect Bea, you're just scared of losing her.
But sharing love is not losing love. Love is infinite. Do you think we loved any less after we've had the girls?
Be honest with yourself, Peter, and go with your heart. You've got a good one.
I could've been killed. And not just me. What if he got the girls? This isn't a joke, Peter.
I know. I'm sorry. [he and Benjamin apologetically put their heads together] You alright though, right? [gives Benjamin his jacket back] I've got your jacket back. It's not as symbolic as mine, you know, not being your dad's and all. And it's brown too, which is a mistake, because you're brown. I mean, brown on brown. Who wears that? It's a bit matchy-matchy.
Yeah, it's actually a bit confusing.
Half the time, we think you're naked.
I just look for the buttons, but then one time, it was your nipples.
Anyway, you got it back and you're okay. [referring to Thomas] No thanks to him. Look at him. Skinny bag of wet.
And so we advance to endgame.
You sure you know what you're doing?
What? We're trying to get our garden back.
Is that really what this is all about?
Of course that's what it's about. You think I've got some kind of ulterior motive, that I'm harboring some kind of emotional connection to her, because of losing my own mother and father and I think if she goes, what have I got? [his voice turns to a high pitch] It's only about the garden and I don't know what happened to my voice. It-It shouldn't be this high. [lowers his voice] It should be lower. It should be lower. I love her like a mother.
Yes, that was very convincing. It's only about the garden.
Yes it is. And I'm stuck. My voice is stuck. Cottontail, can you just...
Yep. [slaps Peter]
Unh! [clears throat] Thank you. Let's do this. [turns around and sees Bea and Thomas kissing]
I'm not sure I wanna be a part of this anymore.
"Like always, huh?", said the rabbit who almost got thrown into a river.
Trust me. [Thomas closes the door] I got this.
Hey, little rabbit. Got your land back I see. All hail the Prodigal Son!
It's no big deal.
No, no, a very big deal. You vanquished McGregor.
Well, if "vanquished" means I said to him: "I've had enough of your tyranny!", and he said: "I will put you in a pie!", and I said: "No, sir, I will put you in a pie, sir!".
It doesn't, but thank you for the party.
The diet starts now. (repeat: [pause then chomp] Now.)
What do you miss most about the store? And don't say having everything in its proper place. I get it. You have control issues.
I miss being helpful. A parent or grandparent comes into this shop looking for a gift for the child they love. I ask a few simple questions and know exactly what they need. I love helping people get what they want. [pause] Especially when they don't even know that they want it. Those are the best.
I'm still so out of shape.
How's it working with the putting the dressing on the side?
Good. But, I don't understand why it's healthier to drink it all at once.
Wait. Didn’t you try to eat me? Show me your teeth, Do like a… Go like… [growls like a fox and Mr. Tod growls back] It was you! I knew it. How are you? So good to see you.
You listen to me. I am not a bad guy. You turned me into this. I am a nice person. I've chilled out, man. I'm cool. I've evolved, but you, you're still the same. Still full of mischief. And that's why things are not going to end well for you, because you poked at me, and you poked at me, until all that's left for me to do is wring your...
