A character in Peter Rabbit (2018)

Peter Rabbit quotes from Peter Rabbit (2018)

James Corden

Most-quoted character in Peter Rabbit (2018): in 16 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Benjamin Bunny (4), Flopsy (2), Mopsy (2)

A line from Peter Rabbit

Do you know what, that would never have worked.

More lines from Peter Rabbit

7 quotes
Peter Rabbit

It’s time to bring the fight to him.

Peter Rabbit

Hey, this garden comes with a free house!

Peter Rabbit
[referring to Thomas]

We've got him just where we want him. It's onto the next phase.

Scenes with Peter Rabbit

8 scenes

I'm still so out of shape.

Peter Rabbit

How's it working with the putting the dressing on the side?

Good. But, I don't understand why it's healthier to drink it all at once.

Peter Rabbit

Wait. Didn’t you try to eat me? Show me your teeth, Do like a… Go like… [growls like a fox and Mr. Tod growls back] It was you! I knew it. How are you? So good to see you.

Sorry about Dad's jacket.

I'm sorry you lost Dad's jacket.

[scoffs]

I just said that.

Yeah, but coming from the oldest, it just kind of means more. [Flopsy gasps]

Peter Rabbit

It's just a jacket. [as he gestures to his heart and the others'] Dad and Mom are still in here, and here, and here, and here, and here. [to Benjamin] But less so in you, since you're just a cousin. You know, you're a nephew, and by marriage. I'm not taking anything away, I'm just, you know, I wanna be accurate.

Pigling Bland

Hey, little rabbit. Got your land back I see. All hail the Prodigal Son!

Peter Rabbit

It's no big deal.

Pigling Bland

No, no, a very big deal. You vanquished McGregor.

Peter Rabbit

Well, if "vanquished" means I said to him: "I've had enough of your tyranny!", and he said: "I will put you in a pie!", and I said: "No, sir, I will put you in a pie, sir!".

Pigling Bland

It doesn't, but thank you for the party.

Peter Rabbit
[helps Benjamin up]

You okay, big guy? Close one, huh?

I could've been killed. And not just me. What if he got the girls? This isn't a joke, Peter.

Peter Rabbit

I know. I'm sorry. [he and Benjamin apologetically put their heads together] You alright though, right? [gives Benjamin his jacket back] I've got your jacket back. It's not as symbolic as mine, you know, not being your dad's and all. And it's brown too, which is a mistake, because you're brown. I mean, brown on brown. Who wears that? It's a bit matchy-matchy.

Yeah, it's actually a bit confusing.

Half the time, we think you're naked.

I just look for the buttons, but then one time, it was your nipples.

Peter Rabbit
[Benjamin looks surprised, then covers up in embarrassment]

Anyway, you got it back and you're okay. [referring to Thomas] No thanks to him. Look at him. Skinny bag of wet.

Peter Rabbit

And so we advance to endgame.

You sure you know what you're doing?

Peter Rabbit

What? We're trying to get our garden back.

Is that really what this is all about?

Peter Rabbit

Of course that's what it's about. You think I've got some kind of ulterior motive, that I'm harboring some kind of emotional connection to her, because of losing my own mother and father and I think if she goes, what have I got? [his voice turns to a high pitch] It's only about the garden and I don't know what happened to my voice. It-It shouldn't be this high. [lowers his voice] It should be lower. It should be lower. I love her like a mother.

Yes, that was very convincing. It's only about the garden.

Peter Rabbit

Yes it is. And I'm stuck. My voice is stuck. Cottontail, can you just...

Yep. [slaps Peter]

Peter Rabbit

Unh! [clears throat] Thank you. Let's do this. [turns around and sees Bea and Thomas kissing]

I'm not sure I wanna be a part of this anymore.

Peter Rabbit
[scoffs]

Of course you do. Just do what I say, it'll all work out.

"Like always, huh?", said the rabbit who almost got thrown into a river.

Peter Rabbit

Trust me. [Thomas closes the door] I got this.

Mr. Rabbit

You haven't really been trying to protect Bea, you're just scared of losing her.

Josephine Rabbit

But sharing love is not losing love. Love is infinite. Do you think we loved any less after we've had the girls?

Mr. Rabbit

Be honest with yourself, Peter, and go with your heart. You've got a good one.

June
[banging the door]

McGregor!

Peter Rabbit
[talking to Thomas, who constantly attacks him but misses every time]

You gotta come back with us. Back to Bea. She's about to leave. She's gonna give up painting and go home.

She wants nothing to do with me.

Peter Rabbit

That's because she thinks this is all your fault. But we both know that I had a little, tiny something to do with it.

[enraged]

"LITTLE"?! "TINY"?!

Peter Rabbit

Okay, a lot! I'm not good at owning up to my mistakes. I'm working on it.

June
[banging the door]

McGregor!

Peter Rabbit

I just hope it's not too late.

[sadly]

I let her down. It's over.

Peter Rabbit

It's not. I just wanted you gone. I didn't think of anyone but myself. I'm sorry I electrocuted you. I'm sorry I put traps on your head. I'm sorry I rubbed my butt on your hairbrush.

[confused]

Wait, wait, what?

Peter Rabbit

Nothing. Stay focused. [Thomas tries to attack him one last time] Please come back. Not for me, for Bea.

How do I know this isn't a trick?

Peter Rabbit
[jumps down]

You don't. You just have to trust me.

Trust us.

So you really are talking?

Peter Rabbit

No. Like you said, you chilled out, man, you're cool now. And you're listening to your heart. That's what you're hearing.

June
[banging the door]

McGregor, unlock this door!

Peter Rabbit

Now, listen to your heart. It's telling you to turn left, run 6 paces to that window, break it open, and let's get the heck out of here! [Thomas does so]

June

McGregor, open up! [Thomas slips out the window] McGregor!
[Peter, Benjamin, and Thomas slide down the rope and into the alley]

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