Fletch Maybe it's just... that I don't like kids, y'know.
Tied for most-quoted character in Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009): in 7 of its 17 quotes
A line from FletchThe name's Fletch.
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5 quotes Fletch Fletch (about Jimmy's hiking idea)
That... is one of the shittiest ideas for a holiday I have ever heard!
Fletch So... what're five beautiful girls like you doing out on a night like this?
Fletch These girls are going to the exact same place we are going!
Fletch (after the final battle)
Completely **** unbelivable!
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I have an idea.
Fletch Does it involve girls?
An idea.
Fletch DOES IT INVOLVE GIRLS?
Let's go hiking!
Fletch (bursts out laughing:)
THAT... is one of the most depressingly shittiest ideas for a holiday I have ever heard!
Narrator
(opening narration)
At the dawn of the Roman era, our hamlet was beseiged by a beast. A creature from the deepest pits of Hades, born of the hatred of men, and the lust for women. Its name, Carmilla.
Wherever it lands on the map, we'll go!
Fletch (he throws his dart which lands somewhere in Suffolk) (goes up to look)
How do you pronounce that? Crags-wich? Crag-wich?
I'll tell you what it is, it's called an A-D-V-N-T-U-R-E, my friend.
Lotte Do you like Carmilla?
Uh, I dunno. Is that who it is?
Lotte Yes, Carmilla, the Vampire Queen.
Vampire Queen?
Lotte Yes, but according to beliefs she's much more than your average vampire. She's rumoured to be over two thousand years old.
So you believe in all that Dungeons & Dragons jumbo?
Lotte Oh, my family were very superstitious.
