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Lesbian Vampire Killers

Lesbian Vampire Killers quotes

17 total quotes

Carmilla the Vampire Queen
Eva
Fletch
Jimmy McLaren


View Quote (about Jimmy's hiking idea) That... is one of the shittiest ideas for a holiday I have ever heard!
View Quote (after Fletch destroys his phone)What was that for?
View Quote (after the final battle) Completely ****ing unbelivable!
View Quote (when the lesbian vampires are hovering at the door) So, all we need to do really is sit tight and wait 'til morning. I mean, it's not like we're going to say Hey, lesbian vampires, come into our cottage, is it? (realizes what he's done has invited them inside) Ah, shit.
View Quote Jimmy: I have an idea. Fletch: Does it involve girls? Jimmy: An idea. Fletch: DOES IT INVOLVE GIRLS? Jimmy: Let's go hiking! Fletch: (bursts out laughing:) THAT... is one of the most depressingly shittiest ideas for a holiday I have ever heard! (opening narration)
Narrator: At the dawn of the Roman era, our hamlet was beseiged by a beast. A creature from the deepest pits of Hades, born of the hatred of men, and the lust for women. Its name, Carmilla. Jimmy: Wherever it lands on the map, we'll go!
(he throws his dart which lands somewhere in Suffolk)
Fletch: (goes up to look) How do you pronounce that? Crags-wich? Crag-wich? Jimmy: I'll tell you what it is, it's called an A-D-V-N-T-U-R-E, my friend. Lotte: Do you like Carmilla? Jimmy: Uh, I dunno. Is that who it is? Lotte: Yes, Carmilla, the Vampire Queen. Jimmy: Vampire Queen? Lotte: Yes, but according to beliefs she's much more than your average vampire. She's rumoured to be over two thousand years old. Jimmy: So you believe in all that Dungeons & Dragons jumbo? Lotte: Oh, my family were very superstitious.
View Quote to Trudi That doesn't even make the slighest bit of sense!
View Quote Did you punch a girl?
View Quote If you strike me down, you shall bring about a curse to your daughters, and your daughters' daughters! And when I am struck down I shall rise again, more powerful than you can ever imagine!
View Quote It is time.
View Quote Let's go hiking.
View Quote Maybe it's just... that I don't like kids, y'know.
View Quote McLadden...
View Quote She has a pure spirit.
View Quote So... what're five beautiful girls like you doing out on a night like this?
View Quote The name's Fletch.