(about Jimmy's hiking idea)
That... is one of the shittiest ideas for a holiday I have ever heard!
Fletch
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Jimmy McLaren
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Carmilla the Vampire Queen
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Eva
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Lesbian Vampire Killers quotes
Page 1 of 2(when the lesbian vampires are hovering at the door)
So, all we need to do really is sit tight and wait 'til morning. I mean, it's not like we're going to say Hey, lesbian vampires, come into our cottage, is it? (realizes what he's done has invited them inside) Ah, shit.
I have an idea.
Does it involve girls?
An idea.
DOES IT INVOLVE GIRLS?
Let's go hiking!
(bursts out laughing:)
THAT... is one of the most depressingly shittiest ideas for a holiday I have ever heard!
Narrator
(opening narration)
At the dawn of the Roman era, our hamlet was beseiged by a beast. A creature from the deepest pits of Hades, born of the hatred of men, and the lust for women. Its name, Carmilla.
Wherever it lands on the map, we'll go!
(he throws his dart which lands somewhere in Suffolk) (goes up to look)
How do you pronounce that? Crags-wich? Crag-wich?
I'll tell you what it is, it's called an A-D-V-N-T-U-R-E, my friend.
Lotte Do you like Carmilla?
Uh, I dunno. Is that who it is?
Lotte Yes, Carmilla, the Vampire Queen.
Vampire Queen?
Lotte Yes, but according to beliefs she's much more than your average vampire. She's rumoured to be over two thousand years old.
So you believe in all that Dungeons & Dragons jumbo?
Lotte Oh, my family were very superstitious.
to Trudi That doesn't even make the slighest bit of sense!
Did you punch a girl?
If you strike me down, you shall bring about a curse to your daughters, and your daughters' daughters! And when I am struck down I shall rise again, more powerful than you can ever imagine!
It is time.
Let's go hiking.
Maybe it's just... that I don't like kids, y'know.
McLadden...
She has a pure spirit.
So... what're five beautiful girls like you doing out on a night like this?
The name's Fletch.