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Jimmy: I have an idea. Fletch: Does it involve girls? Jimmy: An idea. Fletch: DOES IT INVOLVE GIRLS? Jimmy: Let's go hiking! Fletch: (bursts out laughing:) THAT... is one of the most depressingly shittiest ideas for a holiday I have ever heard! (opening narration)
Narrator: At the dawn of the Roman era, our hamlet was beseiged by a beast. A creature from the deepest pits of Hades, born of the hatred of men, and the lust for women. Its name, Carmilla. Jimmy: Wherever it lands on the map, we'll go!
(he throws his dart which lands somewhere in Suffolk)
Fletch: (goes up to look) How do you pronounce that? Crags-wich? Crag-wich? Jimmy: I'll tell you what it is, it's called an A-D-V-N-T-U-R-E, my friend. Lotte: Do you like Carmilla? Jimmy: Uh, I dunno. Is that who it is? Lotte: Yes, Carmilla, the Vampire Queen. Jimmy: Vampire Queen? Lotte: Yes, but according to beliefs she's much more than your average vampire. She's rumoured to be over two thousand years old. Jimmy: So you believe in all that Dungeons & Dragons jumbo? Lotte: Oh, my family were very superstitious.
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