It's coming out of me like lava!
This is some classy sh-... [burp] I want to apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of.
More lines from Megan Price
2 quotesI don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.
Scenes with Megan Price
3 scenesThis is Dougie's sister Megan.
You must be Annie's fella?
I'm not... He's not... I'm not with him.
I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree.
What are we doing for the bachelorette party?
What about like, a princess theme?
Versace meets the Gold Rush.
I'm thinking tanned gentlemen that swallow fire and wear sarongs.
Female fight club. We grease up - surprise! Beat the crap out of her.
I don't hate it--
Vegas it is.
Are you **** kidding me?
Annie's Mom: Annie?
No, mom. Mother**** Paris? I told you about Paris, Helen! I told you about this whole idea!
Annie, calm down...
No, Lillian! What are you gonna go, you're gonna go to Paris with Helen now? What are you gonna, you guys gonna ride around on bikes with berets and **** baguettes in the basket on the front of your bikes? Oh, how romantic! What woman gives another woman a trip to Paris? Am I right? Lesbian! We're all thinking it, aren't we?
I'm not.
I was.
Okay! Yes, we're all thinking it, right?
Annie's Mom: Annie...
Lillian, this is not the you that I know! The you that I know would have walked in here and rolled your eyes and would have thought that this was completely over the top, ridiculous and stupid! Look at this shower! Look at that **** cookie! Did you really think that this group of women was gonna finish that cookie? Really, and you know that reminds me actually; I never got a chance to try that **** cookie! [storms off]
