Melissa McCarthy movie quotes

56 quotes from 5 movies

The Little Mermaid (2023) as Ursula

View Quote No. No, it's too easy. [laughs] She's already in love with the human world and now she found her soulmate. Ugh. Oh, wait until Daddy finds out. He's gonna hit the surface. [chuckles] That little girl's gonna run straight into my tentacles. Then I'll use her as a prawn in my little game and finally get to rip the power away from Triton that should've been mine all along.

View Quote Poor child. Poor sweet child. He can be so angry. He thinks he knows everything, doesn't he?

View Quote What has your father told you about me?

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Spy (2015) as Susan Cooper

View Quote I'm Penny, like the penny.

View Quote Once, I asked someone for a Tylenol, and they gave me a Tylenol PM. I'm not sure what their intentions were, but…

View Quote Could this hotel be any more murdery?

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Ghostbusters (2016) as Abby Yates

View Quote (upset about her order) I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio of wontons to soup, this is madness!

View Quote It's really easy sit there and be the naysayer when you don't actually do anything.

View Quote (about Rowan's device) I'm smelling both electrical discharge and isotopic decay.

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Bridesmaids (2011) as Megan Price

View Quote It's coming out of me like lava!

View Quote This is some classy sh-... [burp] I want to apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of.

View Quote I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.

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Identity Thief (2013) as Diana

View Quote Ya lookin' for these? You're not gonna find 'em, stupid. See ya, Sandy!

View Quote Dawn Budgie... That's a terrible **** name.

View Quote Sandy Patterson: You're diabolical.
Diana: Thank you.
Sandy Patterson: That's not a compliment.
Diana: I know.
Sandy Patterson: I said no jewelry.
Diana: Oh, were you serious?
Sandy Patterson: Yeah.
Diana: You've got to work on your tone.