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Bradley Fine: Did you wipe your eye after you cleared out the cat box?
Susan Cooper: I don't have cats.
Bradley Fine: Why did I think that?
Susan Cooper: I don't know.
Bradley Fine: You should get some. They're—they're good company.
Susan Cooper: I don't have cats.
Bradley Fine: Why did I think that?
Susan Cooper: I don't know.
Bradley Fine: You should get some. They're—they're good company.
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Bradley Fine: I could kiss you!
Susan Cooper: Oh. [chuckles] Well, I would accept that with an open mouth.
Susan Cooper: Oh. [chuckles] Well, I would accept that with an open mouth.
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Patrick: And, may I say, it is very brave of you to sacrifice your life for your country.
Susan Cooper: Oh, I'm not sacrifi—I-I'm coming back.
Patrick: Let's see.
Susan Cooper: Oh, I'm not sacrifi—I-I'm coming back.
Patrick: Let's see.
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Rick Ford: What're you gonna do: bring one of your cats as a sidekick?
Susan Cooper: I don't have any cats.
Susan Cooper: I don't have any cats.
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Rick Ford: You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my ****in' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a ****ing Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and reattached with this ****in' arm.
Susan Cooper: I don't know that that's possible, I mean, medically…
Rick Ford: During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of Congress as Barack Obama.
Susan Cooper: In blackface? That's not appropriate.
Rick Ford: I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while on fire. Not the car, I was on fire.
Susan Cooper: Jesus, you're intense.
Susan Cooper: I don't know that that's possible, I mean, medically…
Rick Ford: During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of Congress as Barack Obama.
Susan Cooper: In blackface? That's not appropriate.
Rick Ford: I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while on fire. Not the car, I was on fire.
Susan Cooper: Jesus, you're intense.
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Susan Cooper: I will have the Sapori e Delizie.
Waiter: Right. That is the name of the restaurant.
Waiter: Right. That is the name of the restaurant.
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Susan Cooper: Oh, my God! Somebody just put something in her drink.
Nancy B. Artingstall: What is it? is it poison?
Susan Cooper: I don't think it's a fibre supplement.
Nancy B. Artingstall: What is it? is it poison?
Susan Cooper: I don't think it's a fibre supplement.
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Susan Cooper: You may never be as wise as an owl, but you'll always be a hoot to me.
Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid ****ing ****ed toast. You're delightful.
Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid ****ing ****ed toast. You're delightful.
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And I know there's a ****ing Face/Off machine! You're jus' keeping it secret from me.
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Could this hotel be any more murdery?
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I just…I still, y'know, hear my mom's voice: "Well-behaved women often make history."
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I'm Penny, like the penny.
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I'm pretty sure we all took a ****ing vow. I remember it. I remember raising my ****ing hand and saying some shit.
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It was all a dream. Just kidding—a man's throat dissolved.