Rick Ford I'm pretty sure we all took a **** vow. I remember it. I remember raising my ****ing hand and saying some shit.
Played by Jason Statham 
Spy (2015) · 24 quotes
Spy (2015) · 24 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Spy (2015): in 7 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Susan Cooper (2)
And I know there's a **** Face/Off machine! You're jus' keeping it secret from me.
More lines from Rick Ford
4 quotes Rick Ford Rick Ford Well, I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do: walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age.
Rick Ford You—times infinity.
Rick Ford Nothing kills me. I'm immune to one-hundred seventy-nine different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring.
Scenes with Rick Ford
2 scenes Rick Ford What're you gonna do: bring one of your cats as a sidekick?
I don't have any cats.
Rick Ford You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my ****in' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a **** Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and reattached with this ****in' arm.
I don't know that that's possible, I mean, medically…
Rick Ford During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of Congress as Barack Obama.
In blackface? That's not appropriate.
Rick Ford I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while on fire. Not the car, I was on fire.
Jesus, you're intense.
