Chev quotes from Crank (2006)

Chev

You like that tough guy? How frickin awesome was that, huh?

Chev

Yeah, blah, blah, ****in´ blah you little mug!

Chev

Bonjour, Douchebag!

Chev

Who want's some white meat now?

Chev

A necklace? You guys really are ****s, huh?

Ricky Verona

Thats the medallion my grandfather gave by dad and- You know what you take that and you shove it up your ass.

Chev

I'm loocking for something which begins with E.

England.

Yo, Chevy...

Chev

Where's Verona? Talk!

What about?!

Chev

Don't **** with me!

I'm not! Just calm down!

Chev

Don't tell me to calm down!

****, man!

Orlando? You all right? Hey, there's a white **** with a gun up in here!

Just be still, mother****ers! You see that? I'm trying to help you here, man.

Chev

I gotta find Ricky Verona.

Why would I know where Verona is?

Chev

Yeah, yeah. You don't know, but you're gonna tell me. Or I'm gonna blow your brains into the ****in' toilet! I'm gonna **** kill him!

Whoa! Put your guns down! The white man is cool! The white man is... The white man is cool! Y'all like them Somalia ****. Now look, Chevy came here to discuss something. We gonna discuss this shit in a civilized manner. Chevy? You had a question? Or a point to make?

Chev

Where's Verona?

Okay, I'm not affiliated with Ricky Verona. You pulled the Anselmo job together.

Chev

Don't ****in' bullshit me!

Easy! Easy! Easy! All right? Look, you're operating under a false pretence. Ricky and I did not pull... the Anslemo job together. Ricky **** me on the Anselmo job. In fact, Ricky Verona still owes me $7,5000.

Chev

Not how I heard it.

But that's the way it is. So, you see, I don't know where Verona is. If I did, I'd probably be there right now, beating the Gucci off his ass.

Chev

All right. All right. That's what I'm talking about. That's almost civilized.

Shit, dude. What's wrong with you?

Chev

Just give me some coke. You got any coke?

Now you're gonna insult me.

Chev

Come on, I don't have time! Just give me something. I'm really dying, here.

I can see that.

Chev

I'm really **** dying!

You saying this is medicinal-use coke?

Ṭhạṭ's rịght.

Well?!

Chev

What?!

This shit ain't free, ****. [Chev throws out some dollar bills] That's enough. [Chev opens coke bag spilling contents on floor] What, you gonna do the shit right here? Oh' God! Chevy... What the... oh, that's good, that's good. That's good' right? Why you looking for Verona' anyway?

Chev

Some Chinese assholes hired him to kill me. This is about Don Kim. What do you know about it?

I know you pulled the trigger.

Chev

Of course' I pulled the trigger. Why wouldn't I pull the ****in' trigger?

Whoa... yo, Chelios, you good?

Chev

This shit ain't working.

Excuse me?

Chev

I know what I have to do.

Well, shit. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. What is it you gotta do?

Chev

I gotta kick some black ass.

What?! Shit! There he goes again.

Chev

Who wants white meat?! [Chev fights Orlando's associates while going to his car and drives off]
Orlando's associates: You ain't got shit, mother****er! Put that ****in' twig down, bitch! ****! Get the **** out of here, bitch!

Chev

Doc? What's up, Doc?

Ricky

You mother****er! Why aren't you dead yet?! What the **** you doing?!

Chev

Coming for you. **** believe me. Whatever.

Ricky

I'll be waiting, but you won't make it. You should know that I'm all about hooking up with that mystery girl, you've been banging. Soon as you're underground. I forgot to say so on that gay James Bond tape I left.

Chev

What' and then you're gonna rape my grandmother? Blah blah ****in' blah you lịttle mug. You listen to me. What do you think Carlito will do when he finds out what you did? Your whole crew is history!

Driver, pull over!

Chev

****! Great.

Ricky

You talking about Carlito? Because me and Carlito, we're boys now. We're tight.

Chev

Tight, like when your brother **** you in 3rd grade?

Ricky

That's snappy. But I did you pretty good, didn't I Chelios? Admit it. We'll see.

Pull over!

Chev

Know what the best part is? Sorry, must go. Bye-bye. Yeah. Doctor Miles. ****! What took you so long? Jesus Christ. Sorry' Chevy' I just got the message. Okay. Forget it. Listen, I'm dying! I've been poisoned with some Chinese synthetic shit. What? You've gotta **** do something for me.

Doc Miles

What are your symptoms?

Chev

It's like I'm slowing down.

Doc Miles

Stuck in tar. Blurred vision?

Chev

Yeah.

Doc Miles

Dizzy?

Chev

Sure.

Doc Miles

Any pain in your chest?

Chev

Not really. I feel good' right now.

Doc Miles

What are you doing?

Chev

Driving through a mall' cops chasing me.

Doc Miles

The adrenaline is what's keeping you alive.

Chev

Having a little trouble hearing you.

Doc Miles

You got to keep moving, Chevy.

Chev

Explain.

Doc Miles

If I'm right' they gave you the “Beijing cocktail”. It's very nasty shit. It works on the adrenal gland, blocks it's receptors. The only thing you can do to slow it down, is to keep the flow of adrenaline constant. Meaning' if you stop' you die.

Chev

Hang on.

Doc Miles

Jesus! What... Are you there? Are you okay?

Chev

What'd you say' Doc? If you stop, you die!

Doc Miles

That's what I'm trying to do. Keep moving, keep the blood pumping. Chevy, you there?

Chev

Every time I slow down' it's like my veins start to rust.

Doc Miles

Did you take anything?

Chev

Couple grams of coke.

Doc Miles

That's a start.

Chev

I'll be in L.A. In an hour.

Chev

Hey, boss. Something urgent has come up.

So I've heard. Word travels fast.

Chev

Carlito, I need your help. I don't have a lot of time.

No, not much.

Chev

We've gotta find an antidote, or something. What's the matter?

That shit they gave you... It's that Chinese shit. There is no antidote.

Chev

What, that's it?

Honestly, you should be dead already. It's a miracle.

Chev

A miracle?

We give that shit to horses.

Chev

You don't have to be so damn **** cool about it.

What do you expect me to do?

Chev

Find that punk Verona, and his whole **** crew, and feed them to a cage of wolverines. What is this? What, are you boys now or something?

Verona? That's a small time punk. Not to say that this isn't an opportunity.

Chev

Opportunity?!

Everyone knows the love I have for you, Chev. But maybe this makes up for the Don Kim hit which was... perhaps ill-advised.

Chev

Ill-advised?!

The heat from Hong Kong was much more than we anticipated.

Chev

Well, that's outstanding. Glad to know my death can be of some use to you.

Don't be difficult.

Chev

I'm not being difficult. I don't know if you noticed, but I'm having a difficult **** day, brother! I'm out of here.
...

You're not getting in my cab wet!

Chev

I just gave you $200 to wait for 3 minutes.

You're not getting in my car, no way!

Chev

Yeah, you're right. [Shouts to nearby restaurant patio diners, pointing to him] Al-Qaeda! Al-Qaeda! [Restaurant patio diners do a dog pile on him]

I love America! I love Bush! I Voted Bush!

Doc Miles

Hey, Chev. My flight's delayed.

Chev

Shit!

Doc Miles

It's all right. Relax. I mean, don't relax. That shit they gave you is cutting off your adrenaline. Excitement, fear, danger. It causes your body to make a chemical called ephedrine. They introduced an inhibitor to your system.

Chev

****!

Doc Miles

Dude, you've got to massively increase the ephedrine levels in your body, to force out the inhibitors. Go to a hospital. Get epinephrine, an artificial adrenaline. It comes in 10-milligram syringes. It's potent, so don't overdo it. A 5th of an injection will do. Chevy? Did you get that? Did you get that?

Chev

Yeah, epi-something.

Doc Miles

Okay, okay. I've gotta go. Now, I'll call you when I get there.

Chev

How'd you like that one, tough guy? How frickin' awesome was that, huh? Well, well, well. You feel like talking? Where's your ****in' brother?

Doing your mother like a whore, you bitch!

Chev

Nice. I wonder how many steaks I could carve out of you.

You died, mother****er! Yeah, wanna **** with me, ese?

Chev

What, you rolling pin mighty good?

What the hell you think you doing, huh? What, you want to dance with me, mother****er? I'll **** you up! Come on! [Chev executes Aaron with his own gun]

Chev

Jesus! Nothing's easy. Wanna hold hands? [Throws Aaron's hand to Kaylo]

Ricky

Hey, talk to me, bro.

Chev

Hey, Ricky. How much for sucking me off? Are you in the mood? Maybe let me lick your ass or something?

Who is this?! Shit! Chelios?! Is this **** Chelios?!

Chev

That's right, bro. Guess how I got your brother's phone? I'm sure you have it all figured out. Looks like you should've cut me up when you had the chance. I'm having a little trouble hearing you. You experiencing a little 20/20 hindsight?

You're supposed to be **** dead!

Chev

You know, I kind of like that shit you put in me. Gonna give me some more?

Ricky

Well, I'm... I'm...

Chev

I know, I know. Hey... What's this?! A necklace?! You guys really are ****s, huh?!

Ricky

That's the medallion my grandfather gave by dad and- You know what you take that and you shove it up your ass. ****! **** you, man! Shove that thing up your ass!

Chev

No thanks. You know, I think I'll hang on to it. You'll have to come find me, after all. **** up that you killed your own brother.

Chev

I'm looking for something which begins with E.

England?

Chev

Very funny. No. Some kind of artificial adrenaline.

Artificial adrenaline?

Chev

Yeah, I've got heart problems.

Epinephrine.

Chev

Yes! Epinephrine. I love you. Epinephrine.

I can't give you epinephrine.

Chev

Why?! Hey!

Just a minute.

Chev

Oi! What do you mean... [Noticing nasal decongestant nearby] What is this shit?!

Nasal spray.

Chev

Miserable bitch! What?!

Nasal spray. It's got epinephrine in it. It'll get you tweaked, man.

Sure that's the guy?

Yeah.
...

Chev

This room's clear.

Yo, yo, yo! [Chev gives chase] Yo! Stop! Stop! Jerk-off!

Chev

Coming through! [Points gun at hospital orderly pushing a cart] I know you mother****ers have epinephrine. Clear the hallway! I'm having a bad day. Tell me you've got epinephrine on this cart!

You all right?

Chev

Tell me you've got epinephrine! Mother****er!

I don't know. I'll check.

Chev

Get back!

Take it easy!

Chev

Do you understand **** English?

Yes, I just don't know which drawer it's in.

Chev

Come on, look! Give me the **** epinephrine!

I don't know where it is, man!

Chev

What is this, a rest home? What are you doing?! Hurry up! Get back!

We can't treat without insurance. I don't know if I have it, give me a second!

Put the weapon down!

Chev

What the ****?! Where the **** is it? My heart!

What?

Chev

My heart!

Yeah, yeah.

Drop your weapon now! What do you think you're doing? This is...

Chev

Shut up! You! Gimme the epinephrine? Don't even think about it!

Albuterol... Flortab... Epinephrine! Here it is! I've got it! Here you go.

Chev

Gimme that.

Asshole.

Chev

I'm not gonna tell you again. ...all right? Just be quiet. [Referring to defibrillator paddles] Juice me.

Juice?

Chev

Do it.

All right.

Chev

Come on! I haven't got all day. Okay, I need both of them to... give them to me.

One. Two. Clear!

Chev

Get the **** back! Get out! [Orderly defibrillates Chev causing him to shoot backwards into the elevator and the doors close] How much of this stuff did he say to take? [Chev becomes hyper-adrenalised and runs maniacally out of the hospital]
...

Doc Miles

Chevy, we're in the air, man. Did you get the stuff?

Chev

Got it.

Doc Miles

Did you take it?

Chev

Yup.

Doc Miles

You took the whole thing.

Chev

Yup.

Doc Miles

I said 1/5th oḟ ạ syrịṇge. The shit's gonna kill you.

Chev

Right.

Doc Miles

Chest on fire?

Chev

Check.

Doc Miles

But you're cold.

Chev

Check.

Doc Miles

And you've got a steel hard on, don't you?

Chev

Let me check. Check.

Doc Miles

Your blood vessels are stimulated. Urinary sphincter's so tight, you couldn't piss to save your life.

Chev

Urinary sphincter, check!

Doc Miles

Get some Vicodin. You at the hospital?

Chev

Negative.

Doc Miles

Get some grass. That shit'll be out of your system in 30 minutes, or it'll kill you. This is costing me a fortune. I'll call you in 20 minutes when we land.

Chev

Copy.

Doc Miles

Hey, Chevy? You're a good dude. Been nice knowing you.

Chev

Copy, out.
...

Some medical emergency. Police have declined to name the man they say is still at large, on a citywide rampage that has left one man dead, dozens injured, and hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage... in it's smoking, bloody wake. [A particularly well-done police sketch of Chev appears] The suspect is a professional killer... with ties to organized crime and a long police record. He is considered armed and highly dangerous. We now continue with regularly scheduled programming, but stay tuned for continuing coverage of this bizarre story, as it unfolds... [Chev then walks up to a police highway patrolman on a motorcycle and steals his firearm]

Oh, shit!

Chev

Take it easy. Get back, pig!

I... just give me the...

Chev

Come on, then. Let's see you run, piggy. Come on, piggy.

Give me the gun. Let's talk this over.

Chev

Yeah, you want it? There. Let's go, come on. [Chev steals the motorcycle with the patrolman hanging and sparks flying from boots and Chev drives off and deliberately crashes the motorcycle]

Eve

Be careful. All right. I'm gonna get some help, all right? Yeah. Hey, did you try to call?

Chev

You've been home all day?

Eve

I was sleeping in.

Chev

Sleeping in. That's great, Eve. Super great. You all rested, now? Glad to hear it. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned. A psychopath's on his way over to torture and kill you, but don't get out of bed, I'll be over in a flash. Could you fry up a waffle?

Eve

Sure, yeah. Come on over. I'll be here.

Chev

Right, you'll be there. Okay.

Eve

Bye.
...

So, let's go get the bitch!

Come on, please!

All right, all right. Jesus!

Eve

Oh my God! Is this your new look or something?

Chev

Yeah, you into it?

Eve

It's gross. Are you looking for my other boyfriend?

Chev

Yes! You haven't watched TV today, right?

Eve

No, why?

Chev

Didn't think so. Come on, we're leaving.

Eve

Don't be such a freak.

Chev

Get dressed.

Eve

Actually, can you change the clock on the microwave? I never changed it back.

Chev

What?

Eve

The microwave. Can you change the clock? The daylight savings time, I never changed it back.

Chev

The microwave?

Eve

Yes.

Chev

Listen. I bought some flowers. They got **** up on the way over.

Eve

That's sweet! You okay? You look like you're on drugs or something.

Chev

You love me, yeah?

Eve

Yes.

Chev

Then I need you to do something for me.

Eve

What? What's wrong?

Chev

I need you to put some clothes on and come with me, right now.

Eve

No.

Chev

I'll change the clock on the microwave.

Eve

Okay. All right.

Chev

Shit's wearing off.

Eve

The waffle iron's on if you want to make one.

Chev

Great.

Eve

Great. You're so stressed out. Want some pot, or something?

Chev

Yeah! Ready! [Chev deliberately burns himself on the waffle iron]

Eve

What's wrong?!

Chev

I burned my hand.

Eve

Oh, my God! Let me see it!

Chev

Don't worry about it. Hey!

Eve

What the...

Chev

I'm sorry. That was completely uncalled for. Can we just...

Eve

Fine. Parked out the back. Darn! That... thing.

Chev

What thing?

Eve

The waffle thing, I gotta turn it off. Hello? Hello?

Chev

All right, very funny.

Eve

God, I hate that. Do you want to burn the building down? Ouch!

Chev

Sorry, honey.

Eve

Nice one, Chev. Oh, there's my Tiger Balm. I swear to God, Chev. I don't know what you're on, but it isn't working for you. My hand cream! That's where you went. Chev? Can I have some help, here? Where's your car?

Chev

Actually, I took a cab.
...

Eve

This isn't gonna be... This isn't gonna be easy, as they say.

Chev

Oh, ****er.

Eve

All right, here it is.

Chev

Sorry. I told you I was a video game programmer.

Eve

Yeah?

Chev

That was a lie. Actually... I kill people. Professional hitman. I freelance for a major West Coast crime syndicate. Last night was a job like 100 others. High dollar hit, nothing special. The Triads from Hong Kong had been moving in on the local drug cartels. My target was the number one man in L.A., Don Kim.
...

Well? What are you waiting for?
...

Chev

Then, this insane idea comes in the back of my head, like a .45 slug at close range.
...

Chev

Congratulations.

Did I win something?

Chev

Your life, jackass.
...

Chev

So, sooner or later it's gonna happen, but I'm not doing it.

Eve

I see.

Chev

Instead you're gonna do something for me. You're gonna get out of town, disappear. I don't care where you go or what you do, so long as you're invisible for 48 hours. That's all I ask. Or, if you prefer, we can do it the other way. The way where I go to work, and you meet Buddha. See... I quit. I quit the business for you.

Eve

For me?

Chev

Yeah. I figure I call you that night and tell you everything. We get on a plane, leave this shit, never come back. Pretty crazy, huh?

Eve

You are so weird.
...

Eve

Are we going on a trip?

Chev

Well... I might be going on a trip, but you're not coming with me...

Chev

Please! Wait, please!

Eve

Mob hits, Chev?! Chinese poison?! Do you know how ridiculous you sound?! If you're gonna break up with me, at least you can tell me the truth! What's wrong with you?!

Chev

Wait a minute, you trust me?!

Eve

No.

Chev

Make love to me.

Eve

What?!

Chev

I think it'll help.

Eve

What? Are you kidding? Get off me!

Chev

Take your clothes off.

Eve

No! No!

Chev

You said you wanted to be more spontaneous!

Eve

You're crazy! You're an adrenaline junkie with no soul!

Chev

Save me, Eve. Save my life!

Eve

Stop it! [Punches him] I'm sorry. Oh my God, are you okay? Are you okay? [Ċhev grạbs her ạgạịṇ] No! No!

Chev

Shit!

Eve

Get off! You filthy animal! Take me right here, in front of everyone! That's it! Come on! Do it! What are you waiting for?!

Chev

Jesus! Come on! I'm trying! Shush!

Eve

Oh, God! Now you can't get it up? Come on, get it up!

Chev

I'll **** get it up!

Eve

Goddammit, Chev!

Chev

Shut up! [Starts vigorously doggy-styling Eve and pumps with fists] I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive, you mother****ers! Oh, my God! Wow! Oh, my God! Yes! [All the passerbys all cheer in synchronity of Chev and he answers phone] Yeah?

Eve

What are you doing?!

Chev

Yeah.

I've got Verona!

Chev

Kaylo?!

I've got Verona, man.

Chev

What? No shit? Where are you?

Don Kim's shirt factory, upstairs.

Eve

What's the matter with you?!

Chev

5th and Alameda?

Eve

Who's at 5th and Alameda?!

Chev

Don't let that ****er out of your sight! Hear me? With you in 10 minutes. You got it?!

Yeah, Chev.

Chev

Honey, I gotta go. I'll call you! [Leaves]

Eve

Oh God, what are you looking at?!

Hey man, what's the matter with you? You a crackhead?

Chev

Right, just step on it, all right?

You're won't die in my cab, crackhead. I got something for you. Take this Haitian shit. This shit is some hardcore shit. It's made from plant shit. Hey, what are you laughing at? Look at this. You see that? That's what a man look like, crackhead. That's power. Now look at you. What the hell. Yeah.

Chev

It tastes like ass.

That's right, devil. You wait... We're here.

Chev

What'd you say was in this stuff?

I told you, it's hardcore. It's $5.55. It's all you, man. Have a nice day, devil.

**** call me talking shit! I'm doing my job. I'm doing my shit. I'm up here chillin', doing what I do. I'm a rooftop mother- [Chev comes up behind the Carlito henchman lightly pushing him and pointing a gun at his forehead] hey, Chevy! What's up, dog? You chillin'? You good? What a coincidence!

Chev Chelio

What do you mean?

What, you waiting for a bus?

Chev Chelio

Actually, I thought a helicopter... what is this?

What?

Chev Chelio

You working for the Chinese?

The Chinese?! You crazy? I wouldn't do that to you.

Chev Chelio

I am crazy. Where's Kaylo? [Raises up both hands] Okay, ding. Time's up.

What do you mean, "ding"?! [Chev grabs the henchman] What do you mean, "ding"?! [Chev throws the henchman off the roof]

Chev Chelio

Where is that mother****er?! [Chev then goes some floors below and appears before three Carlito henchmen]

Chev.

Chev Chelio

What the **** is this?!

Chev, baby. Take it easy.

Chev Chelio

Oh, you mean like this? [Points gun at henchman who just blinks eyes and turns head slightly] Now you tell me where that little toe-rag mother****er is; Verona.

Verona's got nothing to do with this!

Chev Chelio

What?!

Don Carlos wants you off the streets.

Chev Chelio

Carlito?!

You've totally lost your shit, dog! Your all over tv, destroying property, making unauthorized hits?! You are bringing the organization a great deal of embarrassment!

Chev Chelio

Organization?! You mean Carlito ordered all of this?!

Look, don't worry about Verona, we'll take care of him, the best thing for you to do is just find some nice dark quiet place... and just die. I mean, we all gotta die some time right?

Chev Chelio

Die. Just die. What, you think I've got **** written all over my face? [Chelios points to forehead and a CGI text of **** appears on Chelios forehead] So, I'll just die. [Suddenly Eve comes up in elevator]

What the... What the... [Chev opens fire on henchman starting a gun fight and Chev gets shot trying to escape in elevator]

Eve

You got shot!

Chev

Mother... Jesus!

Chev Chelio

Eve, move!

You, asshole!

Eve

Don't talk to him like that! My boyfriend kills people!

Chev Chelio

Nice.

Eve

Oh, God! I had to see if you were telling the truth.

Eve

Jesus! ****! Are they really...

Chev Chelio

They're dead.

Eve

How do you... How can you do that?

Chev Chelio

I told you, baby. I quit.

Eve

Where are you going?! [He gets out]

Chev Chelio

Stay there, honey. [He walks into a hardware store and Eve finds him hammering nails into his leg] Jesus! ****!

Eve

Chev!

Chev Chelio

Asshole! I can't feel my leg. Shit!
...

Chev Chelio

I've been trying to call you for a half hour. Where the **** have you been?

Doc Miles

In my office. Can you make it over here?

Chev Chelio

Sure' why not?
...

Doc Miles

Chocolate' what's this **** receipt from Gold Foods Market for $254?

Snacks.
...

Eve

I hate television.
...

Chev Chelio

I owe you again, Doc.

Doc Miles

Chevy' you're my best customer.

Chev Chelio

What is this stuff?

Doc Miles

Synthetic epinephrine... diluted with some saline.

Chev Chelio

Feels sort of good.

Doc Miles

Well, I got a little meth in there' too. You're feeling the endorphins.

Chev Chelio

Wait a minute. I'm not better?

Doc Miles

No' you're not better. You're in such shit shape' it's stunning. I can't believe your heart's beating. You should be in a **** medical journal.

Chev Chelio

So, what are you going to do?

Doc Miles

The solution acts as a competing inhibitor. It's pushing the poison out of your receptors' and replacing it with a chemical. It's just a temporary fix.

Chev Chelio

Then what?

Doc Miles

Then you're ****. I can put you on life support and string this out for a few days. But you're going to go into a comma at some point. Does she know?

Doc Miles

Why don't I load you up with something, and you can go out in a beautiful dream.

Chev Chelio

A dream.

Doc Miles

Can I do that for you?

Chev Chelio

No, no, no. That's not what I want.

Doc Miles

What do you want?

Chev Chelio

One hour. I want one hour.

Doc Miles

Give me a ****in' break.
...

So, the wild rampage that began 9am in L.A. Continues. The suspect, still at large.
...

We didn't give him enough Chinese shit.

Ricky

You think?! [Answers phone] Dude, it's him! What's up, corpse?

Chev

Bonjour, douche bag, Thought you might be interested in a deal.

Ricky

Oh, you a dealer, now?

Chev

Don't you worry about what I am. Listen, I want the antidote.

Ricky

Oh, the antidote?!

Chev

That's right, the antidote.

Ricky

What you prepared to give me?

Chev

How about that jewelry I got off that **** brother of yours, you ****? Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.

Ricky

Okay.

Chev

You like the deal?

Ricky

Whatever!

Chev

Be at the downtown Lint in 20 minutes. You know the spot?

Ricky

Yeah.

Chev

Don't be late, or I'll trade the thing to a whore for a hand job. Look, I said I said I'd ****in' be...

Ricky

****!

Chev

See you later, sunshine. Dammit! ****!

Ricky

Yo, it's Verona. You won't believe this call I just got.
...

Chev

It's gonna be all right, baby.

Eve

But you said...

Chev

No, no. Things have changed. There's an antidote. I can make a deal for it, but I got to go alone.

Eve

I'm scared.

Chev

Of course. You'll be safe, now. And I'll be back.

Eve

Promise?

Chev

I promise.

Ricky

What's happening, bro?!
...

Where did I go wrong?!

Chev

You ****in' just say something?

It's like talking to the wall.

Chev

Mom?

I'm amazed you remember you have a mother.

Chev

Please, I haven't got time for this.

You're never around. I've never seen you in the house in sixteen years.

Chev

Yeah, yeah, yeah, right mom, with you popping valium like tic tacs. I really wouldn't wish at all someone would so this. Why would I stick around for entertainment like this?

That's hurtful.

Chev

Please, I've no time for this.

You got no time, period. You're a persistent mother****er, Chelios. I give you that.

Chev

Orlando?

Chev

This is weird.

Yeah, I know this is weird, but you know, this has gotta stop sometime. [In Ạsian language] Who do you think you are? Michael Myers [In Ricky's voice] They pop you and you keep getting up?

Chev

I'm the terminator.

You was, but here's a new gun in town.

Chev

You know, I just don't get it. Why didn't you cut me up when you had the chance?

Too easy, mother****er. Look at you. Bi-polar, sadomasochistic tendencies... Adrenaline junkie...

Alter Chev ego

...addicted to violence... probably spends every day looking for the big thrill, the big rush, Carving up a guy while he screams in his own blood and excrement, would be like... like a gift. A warriors death.

Hell, you'd probably get off on it.

Chev

Why do you ask this?

Alter Chev ego

Maybe it's best for a guy like you. Going downhill. Winding down. Inevitable. Under so many circumstances.

Chev

Who are you anyway?

Don't you know?

Chev

I think I'm starting to figure it out.

Better late than never. You know you're gonna die up there.

Chev

Yeah, maybe. But I'm taking you with me. [Alter ego Chev becomes radiant with UV light and then disappears with the Asian man becoming default] Some pills, Doc.

Did you **** say something?

Chelios?

Chev

Hello, girls.

Hold up. Give me the piece. [Çoṇḟịsçạtes Ċhev's ḟịreạrm]

Chev

Now, isn't that a **** picture?

Chelios. What a **** nightmare you are.

Chev

No shit.

Sit down.

Ricky

Whoa! Wait a minute. You pat him down, again. I know he's carrying something. [Ḥeṇçhmạṇ pulls out ạ tube çoṇṇeçted boẋ]

Let me see that.

Chev

Mother****er.

Clever. What is this, an insulin pump?

Chev

Basically.

Ricky

What the **** is Insulin? [Carlito holds up finger for silence]

Ephedrine, right?

Chev

Yeah.

You're very resourceful.

Chev

Found a new master, little bitch?

Ricky

I'm nobody's bitch.

Chev

You'll be a bitch when Carlito hires you for half what he paid me.

That's enough.

Chev

You'll throw boss a reach-around, show him you're a good bitch.

Ricky

I'm nobody's little bitch! [Points gun at Chev] You ****in' hear me? He'll pay me what I tell him to pay!

That's enough! Sit down! It's been a long **** day. In the end, you have to admit, it all works out quite nicely. Don Kim gets his bullet, thanks to you, and Hong Kong gets a goat to take the fall. Please understand, it's nothing personal.

Ricky

Speak for yourself. [Mimics a kiss]

Chev

That what I think it is?

It's the Chinese shit. Hold him down.

Chev

Not so fast, mother****er!

Ricky

He's gone dipsy-do, yo! [Chev points at him] Whatever, psycho!

I'm afraid the Houdini act is over, my friend. [Points at a henchman who falls down from a headshot]

Ricky

Our Father, who art in...

Shut up!

So, this is how it is! [Camera pan-out reveals Don Kim and his hitmen team]

Ricky

It's Don Kim! He's supposed to be dead!

Chev

Presto. [Gun fight between henchmens of Carlito and Don Kim ensues]

Police have moved to surround the Hotel Lint, where the madman behind today's mayhem... is holed up and making a desperate last stand. Officials have confirmed gunfire on the sundeck. Our news chopper will bring live, uncensored coverage from above the hotel. Again, this coverage is uncensored, so any small children present should leave the room.
...

Ricky

Get me out of here! I'll kill you, Chelios!

Chev

Too late!

Look out! [Grabs a henchman to cover the grenade]

Thanks, boss.

Ricky

Let's get the **** out of here, now! Let's go!

Chev

Present from Kaylo.

Ricky

Now what?

Chev

Now you say shit!

Where the **** were you?!

Ricky

Who's the bitch, now?! [Shoots Carlito and climbs into helicopter] No, no! You fly, mother****er! Mother****in' fly!

Chev

You're dead!

Ricky

Oh my God! You're dead! You're dead, mother****er!

Chev

Thought I'd told you I'd kill you, you little bitch! [Chev then snaps Ricky's neck who drifts away lifeless and Chev then makes a phone call]

Chev

Hey, its Eve. I'm glad you called but I'm not here. Leave a message, unless you're selling something 'cause I'm not interested. If you're not, then just... Wait, time's up. Hey, doll... Looks like I let you down, again. Seems like all my life I've just been going... going... going... I wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses, so to speak. Well, I guess it's too late for that now. You're the greatest, baby. [Chev lands on a vehicle, bounces onto the road and a heartbeat is heard]