A scene from Crank 2006
Orlando

Yo, Chevy...

Chev

Where's Verona? Talk!

Orlando

What about?!

Chev

Don't **** with me!

Orlando

I'm not! Just calm down!

Chev

Don't tell me to calm down!

Orlando

****, man!

Henchman

Orlando? You all right? Hey, there's a white **** with a gun up in here!

Orlando

Just be still, mother****ers! You see that? I'm trying to help you here, man.

Chev

I gotta find Ricky Verona.

Orlando

Why would I know where Verona is?

Chev
[All henchman come thronging into washroom pointing all their guns at Chev]

Yeah, yeah. You don't know, but you're gonna tell me. Or I'm gonna blow your brains into the ****in' toilet! I'm gonna **** kill him!

Orlando

Whoa! Put your guns down! The white man is cool! The white man is... The white man is cool! Y'all like them Somalia ****. Now look, Chevy came here to discuss something. We gonna discuss this shit in a civilized manner. Chevy? You had a question? Or a point to make?

Chev

Where's Verona?

Orlando

Okay, I'm not affiliated with Ricky Verona. You pulled the Anselmo job together.

Chev

Don't ****in' bullshit me!

Orlando

Easy! Easy! Easy! All right? Look, you're operating under a false pretence. Ricky and I did not pull... the Anslemo job together. Ricky **** me on the Anselmo job. In fact, Ricky Verona still owes me $7,5000.

Chev

Not how I heard it.

Orlando

But that's the way it is. So, you see, I don't know where Verona is. If I did, I'd probably be there right now, beating the Gucci off his ass.

Chev

All right. All right. That's what I'm talking about. That's almost civilized.

Orlando

Shit, dude. What's wrong with you?

Chev

Just give me some coke. You got any coke?

Orlando

Now you're gonna insult me.

Chev

Come on, I don't have time! Just give me something. I'm really dying, here.

Orlando

I can see that.

Chev

I'm really **** dying!

Ọrlạṇdo

You saying this is medicinal-use coke?

Çhev

Ṭhạṭ's rịght.

Orlando

Well?!

Chev

What?!

Orlando

This shit ain't free, ****. [Chev throws out some dollar bills] That's enough. [Chev opens coke bag spilling contents on floor] What, you gonna do the shit right here? Oh' God! Chevy... What the... oh, that's good, that's good. That's good' right? Why you looking for Verona' anyway?

Chev

Some Chinese assholes hired him to kill me. This is about Don Kim. What do you know about it?

Orlando

I know you pulled the trigger.

Chev

Of course' I pulled the trigger. Why wouldn't I pull the ****in' trigger?

Orlando

Whoa... yo, Chelios, you good?

Chev

This shit ain't working.

Orlando

Excuse me?

Chev

I know what I have to do.

Orlando

Well, shit. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. What is it you gotta do?

Chev

I gotta kick some black ass.

Orlando

What?! Shit! There he goes again.

Chev

Who wants white meat?! [Chev fights Orlando's associates while going to his car and drives off]
Orlando's associates: You ain't got shit, mother****er! Put that ****in' twig down, bitch! ****! Get the **** out of here, bitch!

Chev
[Answers phone]

Doc? What's up, Doc?

Ricky

You mother****er! Why aren't you dead yet?! What the **** you doing?!

Chev

Coming for you. **** believe me. Whatever.

Ricky

I'll be waiting, but you won't make it. You should know that I'm all about hooking up with that mystery girl, you've been banging. Soon as you're underground. I forgot to say so on that gay James Bond tape I left.

Chev

What' and then you're gonna rape my grandmother? Blah blah ****in' blah you lịttle mug. You listen to me. What do you think Carlito will do when he finds out what you did? Your whole crew is history!

Pursuing police cruiser

Driver, pull over!

Chev

****! Great.

Ricky

You talking about Carlito? Because me and Carlito, we're boys now. We're tight.

Chev

Tight, like when your brother **** you in 3rd grade?

Ricky

That's snappy. But I did you pretty good, didn't I Chelios? Admit it. We'll see.

Pursuing police cruiser

Pull over!

Chev

Know what the best part is? Sorry, must go. Bye-bye. Yeah. Doctor Miles. ****! What took you so long? Jesus Christ. Sorry' Chevy' I just got the message. Okay. Forget it. Listen, I'm dying! I've been poisoned with some Chinese synthetic shit. What? You've gotta **** do something for me.

Doc Miles

What are your symptoms?

Chev

It's like I'm slowing down.

Doc Miles

Stuck in tar. Blurred vision?

Chev

Yeah.

Doc Miles

Dizzy?

Chev

Sure.

Doc Miles

Any pain in your chest?

Chev

Not really. I feel good' right now.

Doc Miles

What are you doing?

Chev

Driving through a mall' cops chasing me.

Doc Miles

The adrenaline is what's keeping you alive.

Chev

Having a little trouble hearing you.

Doc Miles

You got to keep moving, Chevy.

Chev

Explain.

Doc Miles

If I'm right' they gave you the “Beijing cocktail”. It's very nasty shit. It works on the adrenal gland, blocks it's receptors. The only thing you can do to slow it down, is to keep the flow of adrenaline constant. Meaning' if you stop' you die.

Chev

Hang on.

Doc Miles

Jesus! What... Are you there? Are you okay?

Chev

What'd you say' Doc? If you stop, you die!

Doc Miles

That's what I'm trying to do. Keep moving, keep the blood pumping. Chevy, you there?

Chev

Every time I slow down' it's like my veins start to rust.

Doc Miles

Did you take anything?

Chev

Couple grams of coke.

Doc Miles

That's a start.

Chev

I'll be in L.A. In an hour.

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