O Orlando
I'm not! Just calm down!
Don't tell me to calm down!
H Henchman
Orlando? You all right? Hey, there's a white **** with a gun up in here!
O Orlando
Just be still, mother****ers! You see that? I'm trying to help you here, man.
I gotta find Ricky Verona.
O Orlando
Why would I know where Verona is?
[All henchman come thronging into washroom pointing all their guns at Chev]
Yeah, yeah. You don't know, but you're gonna tell me. Or I'm gonna blow your brains into the ****in' toilet! I'm gonna **** kill him!
O Orlando
Whoa! Put your guns down! The white man is cool! The white man is... The white man is cool! Y'all like them Somalia ****. Now look, Chevy came here to discuss something. We gonna discuss this shit in a civilized manner. Chevy? You had a question? Or a point to make?
O Orlando
Okay, I'm not affiliated with Ricky Verona. You pulled the Anselmo job together.
Don't ****in' bullshit me!
O Orlando
Easy! Easy! Easy! All right? Look, you're operating under a false pretence. Ricky and I did not pull... the Anslemo job together. Ricky **** me on the Anselmo job. In fact, Ricky Verona still owes me $7,5000.
O Orlando
But that's the way it is. So, you see, I don't know where Verona is. If I did, I'd probably be there right now, beating the Gucci off his ass.
All right. All right. That's what I'm talking about. That's almost civilized.
O Orlando
Shit, dude. What's wrong with you?
Just give me some coke. You got any coke?
O Orlando
Now you're gonna insult me.
Come on, I don't have time! Just give me something. I'm really dying, here.
O Orlando
I can see that.
RD Ọrlạṇdo
You saying this is medicinal-use coke?
O Orlando
This shit ain't free, ****. [Chev throws out some dollar bills] That's enough. [Chev opens coke bag spilling contents on floor] What, you gonna do the shit right here? Oh' God! Chevy... What the... oh, that's good, that's good. That's good' right? Why you looking for Verona' anyway?
Some Chinese assholes hired him to kill me. This is about Don Kim. What do you know about it?
O Orlando
I know you pulled the trigger.
Of course' I pulled the trigger. Why wouldn't I pull the ****in' trigger?
O Orlando
Whoa... yo, Chelios, you good?
I know what I have to do.
O Orlando
Well, shit. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. What is it you gotta do?
I gotta kick some black ass.
O Orlando
What?! Shit! There he goes again.
Who wants white meat?! [Chev fights Orlando's associates while going to his car and drives off]
Orlando's associates: You ain't got shit, mother****er! Put that ****in' twig down, bitch! ****! Get the **** out of here, bitch!
[Answers phone]
Doc? What's up, Doc?
You mother****er! Why aren't you dead yet?! What the **** you doing?!
Coming for you. **** believe me. Whatever.
I'll be waiting, but you won't make it. You should know that I'm all about hooking up with that mystery girl, you've been banging. Soon as you're underground. I forgot to say so on that gay James Bond tape I left.
What' and then you're gonna rape my grandmother? Blah blah ****in' blah you lịttle mug. You listen to me. What do you think Carlito will do when he finds out what you did? Your whole crew is history!
PP Pursuing police cruiser
Driver, pull over!
You talking about Carlito? Because me and Carlito, we're boys now. We're tight.
Tight, like when your brother **** you in 3rd grade?
That's snappy. But I did you pretty good, didn't I Chelios? Admit it. We'll see.
PP Pursuing police cruiser
Pull over!
Know what the best part is? Sorry, must go. Bye-bye. Yeah. Doctor Miles. ****! What took you so long? Jesus Christ. Sorry' Chevy' I just got the message. Okay. Forget it. Listen, I'm dying! I've been poisoned with some Chinese synthetic shit. What? You've gotta **** do something for me.
Doc Miles What are your symptoms?
It's like I'm slowing down.
Doc Miles Stuck in tar. Blurred vision?
Doc Miles Dizzy?
Doc Miles Any pain in your chest?
Not really. I feel good' right now.
Doc Miles What are you doing?
Driving through a mall' cops chasing me.
Doc Miles The adrenaline is what's keeping you alive.
Having a little trouble hearing you.
Doc Miles You got to keep moving, Chevy.
Doc Miles If I'm right' they gave you the “Beijing cocktail”. It's very nasty shit. It works on the adrenal gland, blocks it's receptors. The only thing you can do to slow it down, is to keep the flow of adrenaline constant. Meaning' if you stop' you die.
Doc Miles Jesus! What... Are you there? Are you okay?
What'd you say' Doc? If you stop, you die!
Doc Miles That's what I'm trying to do. Keep moving, keep the blood pumping. Chevy, you there?
Every time I slow down' it's like my veins start to rust.
Doc Miles Did you take anything?
Doc Miles That's a start.
I'll be in L.A. In an hour.
P Police
Sure that's the guy?
HS Hospital staff
Yeah.
...
[Chev runs into the room of a comatose patient]
This room's clear.
HS Hospital security
Yo, yo, yo! [Chev gives chase] Yo! Stop! Stop! Jerk-off!
Coming through! [Points gun at hospital orderly pushing a cart] I know you mother****ers have epinephrine. Clear the hallway! I'm having a bad day. Tell me you've got epinephrine on this cart!
Tell me you've got epinephrine! Mother****er!
O Orderly
I don't know. I'll check.
Do you understand **** English?
O Orderly
Yes, I just don't know which drawer it's in.
Come on, look! Give me the **** epinephrine!
O Orderly
I don't know where it is, man!
What is this, a rest home? What are you doing?! Hurry up! Get back!
O Orderly
We can't treat without insurance. I don't know if I have it, give me a second!
HS Hospital security
Put the weapon down!
What the ****?! Where the **** is it? My heart!
HS Hospital security
Drop your weapon now! What do you think you're doing? This is...
Shut up! You! Gimme the epinephrine? Don't even think about it!
O Orderly
Albuterol... Flortab... Epinephrine! Here it is! I've got it! Here you go.
I'm not gonna tell you again. ...all right? Just be quiet. [Referring to defibrillator paddles] Juice me.
Come on! I haven't got all day. Okay, I need both of them to... give them to me.
O Orderly
One. Two. Clear!
Get the **** back! Get out! [Orderly defibrillates Chev causing him to shoot backwards into the elevator and the doors close] How much of this stuff did he say to take? [Chev becomes hyper-adrenalised and runs maniacally out of the hospital]
...
Doc Miles Chevy, we're in the air, man. Did you get the stuff?
Doc Miles Did you take it?
Doc Miles You took the whole thing.
Doc Miles I said 1/5th oḟ ạ syrịṇge. The shit's gonna kill you.
Doc Miles Chest on fire?
Doc Miles But you're cold.
Doc Miles And you've got a steel hard on, don't you?
Doc Miles Your blood vessels are stimulated. Urinary sphincter's so tight, you couldn't piss to save your life.
Urinary sphincter, check!
Doc Miles Get some Vicodin. You at the hospital?
Doc Miles Get some grass. That shit'll be out of your system in 30 minutes, or it'll kill you. This is costing me a fortune. I'll call you in 20 minutes when we land.
Doc Miles Hey, Chevy? You're a good dude. Been nice knowing you.
N Newscaster
[Chev is walking along downtown street and watches news coverage of himself from an electronics store and a man notices of Chev's protruding erection from hospital gown with Chev glaring at him then averts eyes back to TV in fear]
Some medical emergency. Police have declined to name the man they say is still at large, on a citywide rampage that has left one man dead, dozens injured, and hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage... in it's smoking, bloody wake. [A particularly well-done police sketch of Chev appears] The suspect is a professional killer... with ties to organized crime and a long police record. He is considered armed and highly dangerous. We now continue with regularly scheduled programming, but stay tuned for continuing coverage of this bizarre story, as it unfolds... [Chev then walks up to a police highway patrolman on a motorcycle and steals his firearm]
Take it easy. Get back, pig!
P Patrolman
I... just give me the...
Come on, then. Let's see you run, piggy. Come on, piggy.
P Patrolman
Give me the gun. Let's talk this over.
Yeah, you want it? There. Let's go, come on. [Chev steals the motorcycle with the patrolman hanging and sparks flying from boots and Chev drives off and deliberately crashes the motorcycle]
Jesus! ****! Are they really...
CC Chev Chelio
They're dead.
How do you... How can you do that?
CC Chev Chelio
I told you, baby. I quit.
[He parks the car]
Where are you going?! [He gets out]
CC Chev Chelio
Stay there, honey. [He walks into a hardware store and Eve finds him hammering nails into his leg] Jesus! ****!
CC Chev Chelio
Asshole! I can't feel my leg. Shit!
...
CC Chev Chelio
I've been trying to call you for a half hour. Where the **** have you been?
Doc Miles In my office. Can you make it over here?
CC Chev Chelio
Sure' why not?
...
Doc Miles Chocolate' what's this **** receipt from Gold Foods Market for $254?
CC Chev Chelio
I owe you again, Doc.
Doc Miles Chevy' you're my best customer.
CC Chev Chelio
What is this stuff?
Doc Miles Synthetic epinephrine... diluted with some saline.
CC Chev Chelio
Feels sort of good.
Doc Miles Well, I got a little meth in there' too. You're feeling the endorphins.
CC Chev Chelio
Wait a minute. I'm not better?
Doc Miles No' you're not better. You're in such shit shape' it's stunning. I can't believe your heart's beating. You should be in a **** medical journal.
CC Chev Chelio
So, what are you going to do?
Doc Miles The solution acts as a competing inhibitor. It's pushing the poison out of your receptors' and replacing it with a chemical. It's just a temporary fix.
CC Chev Chelio
Then what?
Doc Miles Then you're ****. I can put you on life support and string this out for a few days. But you're going to go into a comma at some point. Does she know?
Doc Miles Why don't I load you up with something, and you can go out in a beautiful dream.
Doc Miles Can I do that for you?
CC Chev Chelio
No, no, no. That's not what I want.
Doc Miles What do you want?
CC Chev Chelio
One hour. I want one hour.
Doc Miles Give me a ****in' break.
...
NR News reporter
So, the wild rampage that began 9am in L.A. Continues. The suspect, still at large.
...
A Associate
We didn't give him enough Chinese shit.
You think?! [Answers phone] Dude, it's him! What's up, corpse?
Bonjour, douche bag, Thought you might be interested in a deal.
Don't you worry about what I am. Listen, I want the antidote.
That's right, the antidote.
What you prepared to give me?
How about that jewelry I got off that **** brother of yours, you ****? Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.
Be at the downtown Lint in 20 minutes. You know the spot?
Don't be late, or I'll trade the thing to a whore for a hand job. Look, I said I said I'd ****in' be...
See you later, sunshine. Dammit! ****!
Yo, it's Verona. You won't believe this call I just got.
...
It's gonna be all right, baby.
No, no. Things have changed. There's an antidote. I can make a deal for it, but I got to go alone.
Of course. You'll be safe, now. And I'll be back.
What's happening, bro?!
...
AM Asian man
[Chev steps into hotel elevator] [In woman's voice]
Where did I go wrong?!
You ****in' just say something?
AM Asian man
It's like talking to the wall.
AM Asian man
I'm amazed you remember you have a mother.
Please, I haven't got time for this.
AM Asian man
You're never around. I've never seen you in the house in sixteen years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right mom, with you popping valium like tic tacs. I really wouldn't wish at all someone would so this. Why would I stick around for entertainment like this?
AM Asian man
[In Ạsian language]
That's hurtful.
Please, I've no time for this.
AM Asian man
[In Orlando's voice]
You got no time, period. You're a persistent mother****er, Chelios. I give you that.
AM Asian man
Yeah, I know this is weird, but you know, this has gotta stop sometime. [In Ạsian language] Who do you think you are? Michael Myers [In Ricky's voice] They pop you and you keep getting up?
AM Asian man
You was, but here's a new gun in town.
You know, I just don't get it. Why didn't you cut me up when you had the chance?
AM Asian man
Too easy, mother****er. Look at you. Bi-polar, sadomasochistic tendencies... Adrenaline junkie...
AC Alter Chev ego
...addicted to violence... probably spends every day looking for the big thrill, the big rush, Carving up a guy while he screams in his own blood and excrement, would be like... like a gift. A warriors death.
AM Asian man
[Chev's voice]
Hell, you'd probably get off on it.
AC Alter Chev ego
Maybe it's best for a guy like you. Going downhill. Winding down. Inevitable. Under so many circumstances.
AM Asian man
[In Asian language]
Don't you know?
I think I'm starting to figure it out.
AM Asian man
[In Chev's voice]
Better late than never. You know you're gonna die up there.
Yeah, maybe. But I'm taking you with me. [Alter ego Chev becomes radiant with UV light and then disappears with the Asian man becoming default] Some pills, Doc.
AM Asian man
[In Asian language]
Did you **** say something?
[Ċhev ạpproạçhes]
Hello, girls.
H Henchman
Hold up. Give me the piece. [Çoṇḟịsçạtes Ċhev's ḟịreạrm]
Now, isn't that a **** picture?
C Carlito
Chelios. What a **** nightmare you are.
Whoa! Wait a minute. You pat him down, again. I know he's carrying something. [Ḥeṇçhmạṇ pulls out ạ tube çoṇṇeçted boẋ]
C Carlito
Let me see that.
C Carlito
Clever. What is this, an insulin pump?
What the **** is Insulin? [Carlito holds up finger for silence]
C Carlito
Ephedrine, right?
C Carlito
You're very resourceful.
Found a new master, little bitch?
You'll be a bitch when Carlito hires you for half what he paid me.
You'll throw boss a reach-around, show him you're a good bitch.
I'm nobody's little bitch! [Points gun at Chev] You ****in' hear me? He'll pay me what I tell him to pay!
C Carlito
That's enough! Sit down! It's been a long **** day. In the end, you have to admit, it all works out quite nicely. Don Kim gets his bullet, thanks to you, and Hong Kong gets a goat to take the fall. Please understand, it's nothing personal.
Speak for yourself. [Mimics a kiss]
C Carlito
It's the Chinese shit. Hold him down.
[Makes a gun gesture]
Not so fast, mother****er!
He's gone dipsy-do, yo! [Chev points at him] Whatever, psycho!
C Carlito
I'm afraid the Houdini act is over, my friend. [Points at a henchman who falls down from a headshot]
Our Father, who art in...
DK Don Kim
So, this is how it is! [Camera pan-out reveals Don Kim and his hitmen team]
It's Don Kim! He's supposed to be dead!
Presto. [Gun fight between henchmens of Carlito and Don Kim ensues]
NR News reporter
Police have moved to surround the Hotel Lint, where the madman behind today's mayhem... is holed up and making a desperate last stand. Officials have confirmed gunfire on the sundeck. Our news chopper will bring live, uncensored coverage from above the hotel. Again, this coverage is uncensored, so any small children present should leave the room.
...
[Ricky has given chase to the helicopter with Chev in pursuit]
Get me out of here! I'll kill you, Chelios!
C Carlito
[A Don Kim thug has thrown a grenade]
Look out! [Grabs a henchman to cover the grenade]
Let's get the **** out of here, now! Let's go!
[Points gun]
Present from Kaylo.
C Carlito
Where the **** were you?!
[Plunges syringe into Chev's neck]
Who's the bitch, now?! [Shoots Carlito and climbs into helicopter] No, no! You fly, mother****er! Mother****in' fly!
[Chev and Ricky are fighting in the airborne helicopter and they fall out in free fall still fighting]
Oh my God! You're dead! You're dead, mother****er!
Thought I'd told you I'd kill you, you little bitch! [Chev then snaps Ricky's neck who drifts away lifeless and Chev then makes a phone call]
Hey, its Eve. I'm glad you called but I'm not here. Leave a message, unless you're selling something 'cause I'm not interested. If you're not, then just... Wait, time's up. Hey, doll... Looks like I let you down, again. Seems like all my life I've just been going... going... going... I wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses, so to speak. Well, I guess it's too late for that now. You're the greatest, baby. [Chev lands on a vehicle, bounces onto the road and a heartbeat is heard]
