A scene from Crank 2006
Carlito henchman
[Ends a call on Don Kim's shirt factory rooftop]

**** call me talking shit! I'm doing my job. I'm doing my shit. I'm up here chillin', doing what I do. I'm a rooftop mother- [Chev comes up behind the Carlito henchman lightly pushing him and pointing a gun at his forehead] hey, Chevy! What's up, dog? You chillin'? You good? What a coincidence!

Chev Chelio

What do you mean?

Carlito henchman

What, you waiting for a bus?

Chev Chelio

Actually, I thought a helicopter... what is this?

Carlito henchman

What?

Chev Chelio

You working for the Chinese?

Carlito henchman

The Chinese?! You crazy? I wouldn't do that to you.

Chev Chelio

I am crazy. Where's Kaylo? [Raises up both hands] Okay, ding. Time's up.

Carlito henchman
[Chev lunges at the henchman]

What do you mean, "ding"?! [Chev grabs the henchman] What do you mean, "ding"?! [Chev throws the henchman off the roof]

Chev Chelio

Where is that mother****er?! [Chev then goes some floors below and appears before three Carlito henchmen]

Carlito henchman

Chev.

Chev Chelio
[Noticing the murdered body of Kaylo]

What the **** is this?!

Carlito henchman

Chev, baby. Take it easy.

Chev Chelio

Oh, you mean like this? [Points gun at henchman who just blinks eyes and turns head slightly] Now you tell me where that little toe-rag mother****er is; Verona.

Carlito henchman

Verona's got nothing to do with this!

Chev Chelio

What?!

Carlito henchman

Don Carlos wants you off the streets.

Chev Chelio

Carlito?!

Carlito henchman

You've totally lost your shit, dog! Your all over tv, destroying property, making unauthorized hits?! You are bringing the organization a great deal of embarrassment!

Chev Chelio

Organization?! You mean Carlito ordered all of this?!

Carlito henchman

Look, don't worry about Verona, we'll take care of him, the best thing for you to do is just find some nice dark quiet place... and just die. I mean, we all gotta die some time right?

Chev Chelio

Die. Just die. What, you think I've got **** written all over my face? [Chelios points to forehead and a CGI text of **** appears on Chelios forehead] So, I'll just die. [Suddenly Eve comes up in elevator]

Carlito henchman

What the... What the... [Chev opens fire on henchman starting a gun fight and Chev gets shot trying to escape in elevator]

Eve

You got shot!

Chev

Mother... Jesus!

Chev Chelio

Eve, move!

Carlito henchman

You, asshole!

Eve

Don't talk to him like that! My boyfriend kills people!

Chev Chelio

Nice.

Eve

Oh, God! I had to see if you were telling the truth.

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