Martin Heiss Why are you pretending to capture ghosts?
Erin Gilbert
Kristen Wiig · 17 quotes
Abby Yates
Melissa McCarthy · 13 quotes
Patty Tolan
Leslie Jones · 13 quotes
Jillian Holtzmann
Kate McKinnon · 11 quotes
Kevin
Chris Hemsworth · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Abby Yates & Erin Gilbert (5), Jillian Holtzmann & Erin Gilbert (5), Abby Yates & Patty Tolan (3)
Ghostbusters quotes
Page 1 of 4 Martin Heiss 
Mayor Bradley Never compare me to the Jaws mayor. Never!
Rowan North Charge the lines, create the vortex, break the barriers.
Rowan North You shoot like girls!
Theater Manager No one should have to encounter that kind of evil. Except you girls, I think you can handle it.
Tour Guide (to his group)
Now, I'm gonna tell you something a little spooky. The morning of October 25, 1894, Sir Aldridge awoke furious when his breakfast was not waiting for him. So, he called to his servants, but none of them responded. Why? Because, during the night, one by one they had each been stabbed to death in their sleep. It was later discovered that they were murdered by his eldest daughter, Gertrude Aldridge. Sir Aldridge once wrote in his diary, 'I know God makes no mistakes, but I believe he may have been drunk when he built Gertrude's personality.'
Tour Guide (to his group)
The Aldridge Mansion is the only 19th century home in New York City preserved both inside and out. At the time of its construction, it was one of the most elegant homes in existence featuring every luxury including a face bidet and an anti-Irish security fence.
Okay, Patty, stay still!
You have a sort of, uh...
[with the ghost on her shoulders]
Okay, I just... I don't need you to tell me anything right now.
No, no, no, no. You g-- You got a, uh...
Nope, I really need you not to tell me anything right now.
But, Patty, there...
Hey, I'm tired.
No, no, no.
Listen...
I'm just gonna go ahead and take off. How about that?
No, no, no. I, I don't really think that's a good idea.
I'm gonna take off.
C'mon, Patty! Patty!!!
And I don't wanna piss off the ghost. [as she slowly walks out of the crowd] Moving, goin' back to my booth at the MTA, so lemme know when you need some Metro Cards. 'Cause I am... [a crowd member takes a selfie with Patty and the ghost] Really?!
Rowan What form would you prefer I take?
Uh, maybe something stationary, like a bullseye.
Well, I'll tell ya what I prefer. I prefer something nice and cute, like a friendly little ghost.
Rowan [reveals himself as the Ghostbusters logo]
Oh, is this what you want? Something more familiar?
Mm, ice cream. Mm...
Y'know what? I don't have a problem with that. Thank you very much for bein' reasonable.
Rowan If this is what you want, it works for me. [turns to his true form]
Oh, he's really goin' for it.
Man, I said "cute". CUTE!!!
Patty! Don't move!
Nope, I'm tired.
No. You got a...
I'm just gonna go ahead and take off. How about that?
I, I don't really think that's a good idea.
No. I'm gonna take off. Don't piss off the ghost. (as she slowly walks out of the crowd, a crowd member takes a selfie with Patty and the ghost) Really?!?
Agent Rorke Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter, the crew of the S.S. Ourang Medan dies mysteriously, the entire town of Langville, Montana goes missing.
It does?
Okay, but we're talking about relocating. No one's being killed here. Right?
Mayor Bradley They were turned inside out.
Their skin is on the inside of their body?
Mayor Bradley Their skin is on the inside of their body because their organs are on the outside.
But, they're okay, right?
Mayor Bradley Sure.
I think they're dead.
It's okay. She seems peaceful. My name is Erin Gilbert, doctor of particle physics at... (ghost slimes her)
You have the longest arms.
Kevin, hi, can you answer the phone?
I can't. It's in the fish tank.
'Erin Gilbert: No, the one on the desk that's ringing. That one.
Oh, that one! What's this place called again?
That book you're holding is utter nonsense. I don't even know how you got that. I thought I burned both copies.
Ed Mulgrave It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e-book.
What?
Ed Mulgrave It's on books on tape, too. Only, I know how to read.