Erin Gilbert Proton guns are all well and good, but sometimes you need the Swiss Army.
Played by Kristen Wiig 
Ghostbusters (2016) · 46 quotes
Ghostbusters (2016) · 46 quotes
Most-quoted character in Ghostbusters (2016): in 17 of its 46 quotes
Most scenes with: Abby Yates (5), Jillian Holtzmann (5), Patty Tolan (2)
Kevin? That's a manly name! My name's Erin. With an E... for Every... thing you want.
More lines from Erin Gilbert
6 quotes Erin Gilbert Erin Gilbert (surrounded by giant ghosts)
I'm not good in a fight.
Erin Gilbert (running)
Books can't fly and neither can babies!
Erin Gilbert Oh my god, you killed a pilgrim!
Erin Gilbert (after getting slimed)
That stuff went everywhere, by the way. In every crack. Very hard to wash off.
Erin Gilbert Someone is creating a device that amplifies paranormal activity and we might be the only ones who can stop it.
Scenes with Erin Gilbert
10 scenes Erin Gilbert (hold the proton pack)
Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?
You have the longest arms.
Come here often?
Erin Gilbert Sorry, hello. Who are - who are you?
Holtzmann.
Erin Gilbert Erin.
I've heard terrible things about you.
Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bowtie?
Erin Gilbert Uh, it came with the shirt.
Would it be okay if I bring my cat to work sometimes? He has major anxiety problems.
You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you, but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.
Oh, I don't have a cat. He's a dog. His name's My Cat.
Your dog's name is My Cat?
Mike Hat.
Erin Gilbert Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?
Well, his full name is Michael Hat.
I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs... so.
You know, it's all right. He lives with my mum.
Agent Rorke Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter, the crew of the S.S. Ourang Medan dies mysteriously, the entire town of Langville, Montana goes missing.
It does?
Okay, but we're talking about relocating. No one's being killed here. Right?
Mayor Bradley They were turned inside out.
Erin Gilbert Their skin is on the inside of their body?
Mayor Bradley Their skin is on the inside of their body because their organs are on the outside.
But, they're okay, right?
Mayor Bradley Sure.
I think they're dead.
Patty! Don't move!
Erin Gilbert (with the ghost on her shoulders)
You got a, uh...
Nope, I'm tired.
Erin Gilbert No. You got a...
I'm just gonna go ahead and take off. How about that?
Erin Gilbert I, I don't really think that's a good idea.
No. I'm gonna take off. Don't piss off the ghost. (as she slowly walks out of the crowd, a crowd member takes a selfie with Patty and the ghost) Really?!?
Erin Gilbert That book you're holding is utter nonsense. I don't even know how you got that. I thought I burned both copies.
Ed Mulgrave It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e-book.
Erin Gilbert What?
Ed Mulgrave It's on books on tape, too. Only, I know how to read.
Erin Gilbert Kevin, hi, can you answer the phone?
I can't. It's in the fish tank.
'Erin Gilbert: No, the one on the desk that's ringing. That one.
Oh, that one! What's this place called again?
Erin Gilbert It's okay. She seems peaceful. My name is Erin Gilbert, doctor of particle physics at... (ghost slimes her)
Okay, Patty, stay still!
Erin You have a sort of, uh...
[with the ghost on her shoulders]
Okay, I just... I don't need you to tell me anything right now.
Erin No, no, no, no. You g-- You got a, uh...
Nope, I really need you not to tell me anything right now.
But, Patty, there...
Hey, I'm tired.
No, no, no.
Erin Listen...
I'm just gonna go ahead and take off. How about that?
Erin No, no, no. I, I don't really think that's a good idea.
I'm gonna take off.
C'mon, Patty! Patty!!!
And I don't wanna piss off the ghost. [as she slowly walks out of the crowd] Moving, goin' back to my booth at the MTA, so lemme know when you need some Metro Cards. 'Cause I am... [a crowd member takes a selfie with Patty and the ghost] Really?!
