A character in How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)

Ruffnut quotes from How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)

Kristen Wiig

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014): in 5 of its 78 quotes
Most scenes with: Tuffnut (3), Fishlegs (3), Astrid (2)

Scenes with Ruffnut

5 scenes
Ruffnut

Watch it! That was close... [sees Eret; in slow motion] Oh, my... [Eret flexes his muscles] Me likey. [Eret shoots the dragon trap at Barf and Belch, the Zippleback she and Tuffnut are riding] Take me.

[about Drago]

I'll bloody his fist with my face if he tries to take my dragon!

Ruffnut

Or mine!

[annoyed]

Eh, you're such a moron.

[pokes Ruffnut seductively]

A beautiful moron.

[also pokes Ruffnut seductively]

Yeah.
[Ruffnut groans, irritated and disgusted]

I don't like it. They should have been back with Hiccup by now.

Ruffnut

I don't like it either. Eret, Son of Eret was the man of my dreams. My everything!

[touches his beard]

But baby, I grew facial hair for you.

[also touches his beard]

Me, too...

What if Drago shot them down? What if they need our help? We have to find them.

W-wait, What? No, But Stoick said...

[cuts him off]

It doesn't matter what he said, if they’ve all been captured. Come on!

[to Drago, after the Dragon Riders have been captured]

They won't know where you're hiding, I promise you that.

Oh, yes, they will! They know we're missing and they have tracking dragons. If you so much as touch us, Hiccup is gonna kick...

Hiccup?

He's no problem, really. Trust me.

He's only the son of Stoick the Vast, his heir to the throne of Berk, and the greatest Dragon Master this world has ever seen!

Dragon Master? I alone control the dragons!

Nope, mm-mm.

SORRY!

[The Dragon Riders laugh] [defiantly]

And unless you let us go, right now... he will blast through here on his Night Fury, and blow your entire fleet ships to SPLINTERS.!

Ruffnut

Yeah, and then you'll be crying like babies!

[At Stoick's funeral] [regretfully]

I'm sorry, Dad. I'm not the chief that you wanted me to be and I'm not the peacekeeper I thought I was. I... don't know...

You came early into this world. You were such a wee thing. So frail and so fragile. I feared that you wouldn't make it, but your father, he never doubted. He always said you would become the strongest of them all, and he was right. You have the heart of a chief and the soul of a dragon. Only you can bring our worlds together. That is who you are, son.

I uh... I was so afraid of becoming my dad. Mostly because I thought I never could. How do you become someone that great, that brave, that selfless? I guess you can only try. A chief protects his own. We're going back.

Uh... With what?

Ruffnut

Uh... He took all the dragons.

Not all of them...

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