Astrid [to Hiccup, during the final battle]
Take 'em down, babe!
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014): in 8 of its 78 quotes
Most scenes with: Hiccup (4), Eret, Son of Eret (4), Ruffnut (2)
Scenes with Astrid
8 scenes Astrid Astrid [During the Dragon Race, after Snotlout intentionally gives the Twins a sheep in an effort to impress Ruffnut] [hits Snotlout on the helmet]
What are you doing, Snotlout?ǃ They're gonna win now!
She's my princess! Whatever she wants, she gets!
Astrid Ruffnut? Didn't she try to bury you alive?
Only for a few hours!
Astrid Oh, winning races. What else? Real question is, where have you been?
Avoiding my dad.
Astrid Oh, no. What happened now?
Oh, you're gonna-- you're gonna love this. I wake up, the sun is shining, Terrible Terrors are singing on the rooftop. I saunter down to breakfast thinking all is right with the world and I get... [imitates Stoick] "Son, we need to talk."
Astrid [imitates Hiccup]
Not now, Dad! I got a whole day of goofing off to get started!
[laughs]
What? Okay, first of all, I-I don't sound like that. Who-- what is this character? A-and second, what is that thing you're doing with my shoulders? Yeah, that's a truly flattering impersonation. [Astrid laughs] Anyway, he goes... [imitates Stoick] ..."You're the pride of Berk, son, and I couldn't be prouder."
Astrid [imitates Hiccup]
Aw, thanks, Dad! I'm pretty impressed with myself, too!
Astrid You just did! [laughs]
[exasperatedly but lightheartedly]
Ah, okay! Just... [grips Astrid's arms] Just hold still! [holds her hands] Very serious. [imitates Stoick] "You're all grown up. And since no chief could ask for a better successor, I've decided–"
Astrid [interrupts]
To make you Chief! Oh, my gods! Hiccup, that's AMAZING! [playfully punches Hiccup in the chest, accidentally hitting the button that releases the back fin of his flight suit]
OH! You're going to wear out the spring coil. The calibration is very sensitive. [winds the fin back into his flight suit then Toothless and Stormfly come running past chasing each other and knock over Astrid and Hiccup] Yeah, so... This is what I'm dealing with.
Astrid What'd you tell him?
I-I didn't. By the time he turned around I was gone.
Astrid Huh, well... that's a lot of responsibility. The map will have to wait, for sure, and I'll need to fly Toothless since you'll be too busy, but...
[Astrid realizes what she just said]
I-It's not me, Astrid. All those speeches and planning and running the village, that's his thing.
Astrid I think you're missing the point. I mean, Chief. What an honor. I'd be pretty excited.
I... I'm not like you. You... know exactly who you are. You always have. I'm still looking. I know that I'm not my father, and I've never met my mother, so... what does that make me?
Astrid [Hiccup sits down and gazes off into space. Astrid sits down beside him and starts braiding his hair]
What you're searching for isn't out there, Hiccup. [puts her hand to Hiccup's chest] It's in here.
[shows Hiccup and Astrid, his scar under his shirt]
This is what he gave me last time I showed up empty-handed. [Hiccup and Astrid looked in disgust at Eret's scar] He promised to be far less understanding in the future.
Look, we don't know anything about a dragon thief, or an ice-spitting dragon, [Eret nods to his men hidden behind Hiccup and Astrid] Or your lunatic boss and his dragon army, okay? Just give us back our dragon and we'll go, Strange-Hostile-Person-Whom-We've-Never-Met.
[chuckles]
Oh, where are my manners? I'm Eret, Son of Eret. [drags his dagger] Finest dragon trapper alive. After all, it's not just anyone who can capture a Night Fury.
Ug
[The hidden dragon trappers attack. Toothless fires at a large icicle that falls on the dragon trappers and keeps them back. They shout and jump away.]
Oh, Watch out!
Astrid [Hiccup pulls out Inferno and cuts the net off of Stormfly.]
Stormfly! C'mon, go! Go!
[Astrid barely manages to escape on Stormfly, with Toothless and Hiccup following]
You will never hold on to those dragons!!! You hear me?! Drago is coming for them all!!!
Astrid I don't like it. They should have been back with Hiccup by now.
I don't like it either. Eret, Son of Eret was the man of my dreams. My everything!
Astrid What if Drago shot them down? What if they need our help? We have to find them.
W-wait, What? No, But Stoick said...
Astrid [cuts him off]
It doesn't matter what he said, if they’ve all been captured. Come on!
[to Drago, after the Dragon Riders have been captured]
They won't know where you're hiding, I promise you that.
Astrid Oh, yes, they will! They know we're missing and they have tracking dragons. If you so much as touch us, Hiccup is gonna kick...
Hiccup?
He's no problem, really. Trust me.
Astrid He's only the son of Stoick the Vast, his heir to the throne of Berk, and the greatest Dragon Master this world has ever seen!
Dragon Master? I alone control the dragons!
Nope, mm-mm.
SORRY!
Astrid [The Dragon Riders laugh] [defiantly]
And unless you let us go, right now... he will blast through here on his Night Fury, and blow your entire fleet ships to SPLINTERS.!
Yeah, and then you'll be crying like babies!
Thanks! I think!
Astrid Where have you been?
Oh, you know. Catching up with Mom.
Astrid [Hiccup looks up. Astrid follows his gaze and sees Valka on Cloudjumper, summoning her Bewilderbeast] [aghast]
That's your mother?!
[approaches Hiccup after he saves Berk]
That was some pretty fine dragon wrangling back there. You'd make a good trapper. [Skullcrusher nudges him playfully] Whoa! [laughs]
You know, Skullcrusher's gonna need somebody to look after him now.
Thank you. I'm really glad you're here, Mom.
And here I'll stay.
Astrid [walks up to Hiccup]
See? I told you that it was in here. [points to his heart and then presses the button which releases the fin in his back]
