Astrid [To Hiccup]
Is this some kind of a joke to you? Our parents' war is about to become ours! Figure out which side you're on.
4th most-quoted character in How to Train Your Dragon (2010): in 21 of its 93 quotes
Most scenes with: Hiccup (9), Gobber the Belch (6), Stoick the Vast (4)
Oh, Great Odin's ghost! Oh, this is high! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
More lines from Astrid
10 quotes Astrid Astrid It's only fun if you get a scar out of it.
Astrid I normally don't care what people do, but you're acting weird. Well, weirder.
Astrid No one just gets as good as you do... especially you!
Astrid [kicks Hiccup to the ground]
That's for the lies! And that's... [drops the butt of her axe handle on Hiccup's torso] ...for everything else!
Astrid Okay, I am sorry! I'm sorry! Just get me off of this thing!
Astrid Alright, I admit it. This is pretty cool. It's amazing. He's amazing. [pets Toothless]
Astrid [Sees the Red Death for the first time]
What... is that?
Astrid [to Snotlout]
Yeah! You're the Viking!
Astrid [as Hiccup flies after the Red Death]
Go!
Scenes with Astrid
10 scenes
WELCOME TO DRAGON TRAINING!
Astrid No turning back.
Tuffnut
[The teens enter the arena and look around in wonder]
I hope I get some serious burns!
Ruffnut
I'm hoping for some mauling, like on my shoulder or lower back.
Astrid [wryly]
Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.
Tuffnut
Oh, great! Who let him in?
Let's get started! The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.
Tuffnut
[All of the students, except Hiccup, snicker]
Can I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings?
[aside, to Hiccup]
Don't worry, you're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target. They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more Viking-like teens instead. [aloud, to the other teens] Behind these doors are just a few of the many species you will learn to fight! The Deadly Nadder...
Speed: 8, Armor: 16
The Hideous Zippleback...
Plus 11 stealth. Times 2.
The Monstrous Nightmare...
Firepower: 15.
The Terrible Terror...
Attack: 8, venom: 12!
Ruffnut
Uh, he showed up?
Tuffnut
He didn't get eaten!
Astrid He's never where he should be.
Thank you, Astrid. You need to live and breathe this stuff. The dragon manual. [sets the Book of Dragons on the table] Everything we know about every dragon we know of. [listens to the thunder] No attacks tonight. Study up.
Tuffnut
Wait, you mean, read?
Ruffnut
While we're still alive?
Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?
Oh, I've read it like seven times! There's this water dragon that sprays boiling water at your face! [Snotlout, Tuffnut, and Ruffnut stare at him] And-and there's this other one that buries itself for like a week-
Tuffnut
[cuts him off]
Yeah, that sounds great. You know, there was a chance I was gonna read that...
Ruffnut
But, now...
Astrid [During the last day of Dragon Training]
Stay out of my way! I'm winning this thing. [runs off]
Astrid [Stoick smiles and waves at Hiccup, who awkwardly returns the gesture. Astrid approaches Meatlug stealthily]
This time. This time, for sure!
[She prepares to attack Meatlug - only to find that Hiccup has somehow already defeated her. The Vikings cheer] [proudly]
That's my boy!
Astrid [furiously, wildly swinging her axe]
NO!!! NO!! SON OF A HALF-TROLL, RAT-EATING, MUNGE-BUCKET!!!
Oh-oh, not so fast!
Uh, I'm kind of late for...
Astrid [livid, jams her axe into his throat]
What?! Late for what, exactly?
Astrid I scared him?! [pause] Who... is "him?"
Uh, Astrid, Toothless. Toothless, Astrid. [Toothless growls menacingly at her. Astrid stares at the two in disbelief, then runs off to tell the village.] Da, da-da, we're dead! [Toothless shrugs and walks away] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Where do you think you're going?
Astrid [hanging from a tree branch]
Hiccup, get me down from here!
Astrid I am not listening to anything you have to say!!
Then I won't speak. Just let me show you. [softer] Please, Astrid.
Astrid [Hiccup, Astrid, and Toothless return to the cove from the Dragon's Nest after witnessing the Red Death for the first time]
No! No. It totally makes sense. It's like a giant beehive. They're the workers and that's their queen. It controls them. [She dismounts from Toothless' back and runs toward the village] Let's find your dad.
[Also dismounts and stops Astrid]
No, no! No, not yet. They'll kill Toothless. No. Astrid, we need to think this through, carefully.
Astrid Hiccup, we just discovered the Dragon's Nest. The thing we've been after since Vikings first sailed here. And you want to keep it a secret? To protect your pet dragon? Are you serious?
Astrid [Astrid looks at him, surprised at his determination; Hiccup looks away]
Okay. Then what do we do?
Just give me until tomorrow. I'll figure something out.
Astrid Okay. [punches Hiccup's arm] That's for kidnapping me. [Hiccup and Toothless exchange confused looks; Astrid hesitantly kisses him on the cheek] That's for... everything else.
[blushingly watches her walk away and Toothless walks beside him giving a smile; stammers]
Wh-- Wh-- What are you lookin' at?
[Hiccup is about to step in to fight a Monstrous Nightmare, Hookfang]
Well, I can finally show my face in public again! If anyone had told me that in just a few short weeks, Hiccup would have gone from, well, being, uh...Hiccup...to placing first in dragon training - well, I would have tied him to a mast and shipped him off, for fear he'd gone mad! (laughter) And you know it! But here we are, and no one's more surprised, or more proud, than I am. Today, my boy becomes a Viking! Today, he becomes one of us! (cheering)
Astrid [appears behind Hiccup]
Be careful with that dragon.
Astrid What are you gonna do?
Put an end to this. I have to try. Astrid, if something... goes wrong, just make sure they don't find Toothless.
Astrid I will. Just... promise me it won't go wrong.
Astrid It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything; your father, your tribe, your best friend...
Thank you for summing that up. [sadly] Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods? It would've been better, for everyone.
Astrid Yep, the rest of us would have done it. So why didn't you? [Hiccup doesn't answer] Why didn't you?
I don't know. I couldn't.
Astrid That's not an answer.
Astrid Because I want to remember what you say, right now.
Astrid You said "wouldn't" that time.
[snaps]
Well, whatever! I WOULDN'T! Three hundred years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon.
Astrid [Silence]
First to ride one, though. So...?
I wouldn't kill him... because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself.
Astrid I bet he's really frightened now. What are you going to do about it?
Eh, probably something stupid.
Astrid Good, but you've already done that.
...Then something crazy. [runs off]
Astrid [smiles]
That's more like it. [follows him]
[After Stoick rescues Hiccup and Toothless from drowning, Toothless motions to Hiccup]
You got it, bud. [mounts Toothless]
Hiccup! [grabs Hiccup's hand; Hiccup turns] I'm sorry... F-For everything.
Yeah, me too.
You don't have to go up there.
We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard.
Thanks, Dad.
Astrid [Hiccup and Toothless fly into the sky] [sees Hiccup]
He's up! Get Snotlout out of here!
Twins
I'm on it!
Tuffnut
[arguing]
I'm on it first! I'm ahead of you!
Ruffnut
[arguing]
Hey! let me drive!
Tuffnut
Aw, I can't believe that worked!
NIGHT FURY! Get down! [Red Death pushes Astrid off her dragon and falls to her death until Toothless saves her]
Did you get her? [Toothless looks upside down to see if he saved Astrid. Then he safely put her down]
Astrid Go.
[last words]
That thing has wings! Okay, let's see if it can use them! Do you think you can do it? Okay Toothless, time to disappear! Come on, bud! Here it comes! Watch out! Okay, times up! Let's see if this works. COME ON! IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?! Stay with me, buddy. We're good. Just a little bit longer. Hold, Toothless... NOW! [a spiky ball comes through and hits them] No! NO!
Hiccup! HICCUP?! SON! [sees Toothless but with Hiccup nowhere to be found] Hiccup. [kneeling beside Toothless] Oh, son... I did this. [Toothless stirs and opens his eyes, looking at Stoick] [close to tears] I'm s... I'm so sorry. [Toothless lifts his wings, revealing Hiccup clutched in his arms] Hiccup! [picks him up, puts an ear to his chest and laughs with relief] Oh, he's alive! You brought him back alive! [the Vikings cheer and Stoick puts a hand on Toothless's head] Thank you for saving my son.
[comes over; grimacing]
Well... you know, most of him.
[Hiccup is later seen to have lost his foot during the battle]
Viking
Look, it's Hiccup!
[The Vikings gather around Stoick and Hiccup]
Turns out all we needed was a little more of... [points to Hiccup] this.
[Stoick smiles and nods]
Well, most of you. [gestures to Hiccup's peg leg] That bit's my handiwork, with a little Hiccup flair throw in. You think it'll do?
Astrid [The Vikings laugh. Astrid comes up behind Hiccup and punches him in the arm]
That's for scaring me!
[shocked]
Wha-what?! What, is it always gonna be this way? 'Cause-- [Astrid cuts him off by kissing him on the lips. Hiccup's expression changes to one of pleasant surprise.] I could get used to it.
[Astrid smiles]
