Snotlout [To Astrid]
So anyway, uh, I moved into my parents' basement. You should come by some time to work out! You look like you work out! [his shield is blasted by the Gronckle]
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in How to Train Your Dragon (2010): in 8 of its 93 quotes
Most scenes with: Gobber the Belch (4), Fishlegs (3), Astrid (2)
Watch out, babe, I'll take care of this. [throws weapon at Deadly Nadder, Stormfly, but misses; Astrid glares at him while Stormfly seems to laugh at him] The sun was in my eyes, Astrid! What do you want me to do, block out the sun? I could do that, but I don't have time right now!
More lines from Snotlout
3 quotes Snotlout Snotlout [hitting the Red Death in the eyes]
I can't miss! What's wrong, buddy? Got somethin' in your eye?
Snotlout [having leapt from the Red Death onto the Hideous Zippleback ridden by Ruff and Tuff]
Wow! I can't believe that worked!
Scenes with Snotlout
4 scenes
WELCOME TO DRAGON TRAINING!
No turning back.
Tuffnut
[The teens enter the arena and look around in wonder]
I hope I get some serious burns!
Ruffnut
I'm hoping for some mauling, like on my shoulder or lower back.
Tuffnut
Oh, great! Who let him in?
Let's get started! The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.
Snotlout [jokingly]
Hiccup already killed a Night Fury, so does that disqualify him, or...?
Tuffnut
[All of the students, except Hiccup, snicker]
Can I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings?
[aside, to Hiccup]
Don't worry, you're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target. They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more Viking-like teens instead. [aloud, to the other teens] Behind these doors are just a few of the many species you will learn to fight! The Deadly Nadder...
Speed: 8, Armor: 16
The Hideous Zippleback...
Plus 11 stealth. Times 2.
The Monstrous Nightmare...
Firepower: 15.
The Terrible Terror...
Attack: 8, venom: 12!
All dragons have a limited number of shots! How many does a Gronckle have?
Snotlout Five?!
'Fishlegs: NO, SIX!
Correct, six! That's one for each of you! [The Gronckle, Meatlug blasts Fishlegs' shield] Fishlegs, OUT.
[Fishlegs runs away, screaming]
Ruffnut
Uh, he showed up?
Tuffnut
He didn't get eaten!
He's never where he should be.
Thank you, Astrid. You need to live and breathe this stuff. The dragon manual. [sets the Book of Dragons on the table] Everything we know about every dragon we know of. [listens to the thunder] No attacks tonight. Study up.
Tuffnut
Wait, you mean, read?
Ruffnut
While we're still alive?
Snotlout Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?
Oh, I've read it like seven times! There's this water dragon that sprays boiling water at your face! [Snotlout, Tuffnut, and Ruffnut stare at him] And-and there's this other one that buries itself for like a week-
Tuffnut
[cuts him off]
Yeah, that sounds great. You know, there was a chance I was gonna read that...
Ruffnut
But, now...
[telling a story]
And with one twist, took my hand and swallowed it whole! And I saw the look in his face - I was delicious. He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg.
Isn't it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon? Like, if your mind was still in control of it, you could have killed the dragon from the inside by crushing its heart or something.
Snotlout I swear, I'm so ANGRY right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot! I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight - with my face!
Uh-uh-uh, no. It's the wings and the tails you really want. If it can't fly, it can't get away. A downed dragon is a dead dragon.
