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Sherman Schrader quotes

View Quote I may be a total idiot but that doesn't mean i can't vote democrat
View Quote Legacy!
View Quote This place is awesome, now I can finally get hepatitis.
View Quote Oh yeah, I do actually. I carry around a list with me at all times of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.
View Quote I don't want to be alone in here when the walls start to bleed.
View Quote [looking at the mascot] A sandwich? Oh, you're the SHIT sandwiches!
View Quote You date Monica Morlan? I think about her while I masturbate.
View Quote (on the idea of South Harmon) Let's start this fake college. Then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. It's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.
View Quote I hope you guys have hobo stab insurance.
View Quote [screams loudly and high-pitched] It would be really cool if you guys didn't tell anyone I scream like that.
View Quote [after being inducted into the brotherhood] Yes! Yes! I want it! I want everything you guys have! I want Lilac shirts! I want visors kinda tilted to the side with hair gel coming out of it! [points to Gwynn] I want to have sex with girls that look like this!
View Quote The "Roaring Twenties" is BKE's biggest party of the year and we're recreating the scene from "The Untouchables" where Hoyt, as Bobby De Niro, crushes my skull with a baseball bat.
View Quote [referring to the abandoned asylum] Great, the birthplace of crack.
View Quote That's a G, I use to play in a Cranberry's tribute band. We disbanded.
View Quote [dressed in a hotdog costume, chasing after a student] Hey, ask me about my wiener!
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