Most scenes together: Hiccup & Stoick the Vast (9), Hiccup & Gobber the Belch (9), Hiccup & Astrid (9)
How to Train Your Dragon quotes
Page 1 of 7LOOK AT US! WE'RE ON A DRAGON! WE'RE ON DRAGONS! ALL OF US!
You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon... [Hiccup stares at him blankly] That's me.
I am not listening to anything you have to say!!
Then I won't speak. Just let me show you. [softer] Please, Astrid.
It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything; your father, your tribe, your best friend...
Thank you for summing that up. [sadly] Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods? It would've been better, for everyone.
Yep, the rest of us would have done it. So why didn't you? [Hiccup doesn't answer] Why didn't you?
I don't know. I couldn't.
That's not an answer.
Because I want to remember what you say, right now.
You said "wouldn't" that time.
Well, whatever! I WOULDN'T! Three hundred years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon.
I wouldn't kill him... because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself.
I bet he's really frightened now. What are you going to do about it?
Eh, probably something stupid.
Good, but you've already done that.
...Then something crazy. [runs off]
All dragons have a limited number of shots! How many does a Gronckle have?
Five?!
'Fishlegs: NO, SIX!
Correct, six! That's one for each of you! [The Gronckle, Meatlug blasts Fishlegs' shield] Fishlegs, OUT.
[Fishlegs runs away, screaming]
Meet the Terrible Terror!
Ha! That's like the size of my-- [the Terror leaps onto his face] AAH! OH, GET IT OFF! [The Terrible Terror chases a shiny light created by Hiccup's shield back into the enclosure] [to Astrid, while she glares] Wow, he's better than you ever were.
Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off.
What, who, me? No, come on; I'm way too muscular for their taste. They wouldn't know what to do with all... [flexing] this.
Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?
WELCOME TO DRAGON TRAINING!
No turning back.
I hope I get some serious burns!
I'm hoping for some mauling, like on my shoulder or lower back.
Oh, great! Who let him in?
Let's get started! The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.
Can I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings?
Don't worry, you're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target. They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more Viking-like teens instead. [aloud, to the other teens] Behind these doors are just a few of the many species you will learn to fight! The Deadly Nadder...
Speed: 8, Armor: 16
The Hideous Zippleback...
Plus 11 stealth. Times 2.
The Monstrous Nightmare...
Firepower: 15.
The Terrible Terror...
Attack: 8, venom: 12!
And with one twist, took my hand and swallowed it whole! And I saw the look in his face - I was delicious. He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg.
Isn't it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon? Like, if your mind was still in control of it, you could have killed the dragon from the inside by crushing its heart or something.
I swear, I'm so ANGRY right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot! I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight - with my face!
Uh-uh-uh, no. It's the wings and the tails you really want. If it can't fly, it can't get away. A downed dragon is a dead dragon.
Okay, but I hit a Night Fury. [Stoick angrily grabs him and drags him away] It's not like the last few times, Dad! I mean, I really actually hit it! You guys were busy, and I had a very clear shot. It went down just off Raven Point. Let's get a search party out there before it--
STOP! [Hiccup stops, surprised] Just...stop. Every time you step outside, disaster follows! Can you not see that I have bigger problems?! Winter is almost here, and I have an entire village to feed.
Well, between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding, don't you think?
This isn't a joke, Hiccup! [sighs] Why can't you follow the simplest orders?
I-I can't stop myself. I see a dragon and I have to just...kill it! You know? It's who I am, Dad.
You are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them. Get back to the house. [to Gobber] Make sure he gets there. I have his mess to clean up.
Look, it's Hiccup!
Turns out all we needed was a little more of... [points to Hiccup] this.
Well, most of you. [gestures to Hiccup's peg leg] That bit's my handiwork, with a little Hiccup flair throw in. You think it'll do?
That's for scaring me!
Wha-what?! What, is it always gonna be this way? 'Cause-- [Astrid cuts him off by kissing him on the lips. Hiccup's expression changes to one of pleasant surprise.] I could get used to it.
[Astrid smiles]
AAHHHHHH!
Toothless WHAT ARE YOU DOING we need her to LIKE us. [Toothless starts spinning] And now, the spinning. [Deadpan] Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know, but it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRR! [cheery] Mornin'!