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How to Train Your Dragon

How to Train Your Dragon quotes

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Astrid
Fishlegs
Gobber the Belch
Hiccup
Snotlout
Stoick the Vast
Tuffnut & Ruffnut


View Quote Hiccup: Aw, come on! Let me out, please. I need to make my mark!
Gobber: Oh, you've made plenty of marks. All in the wrong places!
Hiccup: Please, two minutes. I'll kill a dragon; my life will get infinitely better. I might even get a date.
Gobber: You can't lift a hammer. You can't swing an axe. You can't even throw one of these! [holds up a set of bolas, which a Viking snatches and throws at a Gronckle]
Hiccup: Okay, fine. But this... [gestures to a catapult invention] will throw it for me. [touches the machine and it goes off, firing a set of bolas out the window that hits a Viking]
Gobber: Now, see, this right here... [gestures to Hiccup's invention] ...is what I'm talkin' about!
Hiccup: But, uh... mild calibration issue...
Gobber: Don't you-- No...! Hiccup! If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... [gestures to all of Hiccup] this.
Hiccup: But you just pointed to all of me!
Gobber: Yes, that's it. Stop being all of you.
Hiccup: [nodding and glaring at Gobber] Ohh...
Gobber: Oh, yes.
Hiccup: [awkwardly, but standing his ground] You-you, sir, are playing a dangerous game. Keeping this much raw... "Viking-ness" contained? THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!
Gobber: [flatly] I'll take my chances. [tosses him a sword] Sword. Sharpen. Now.
Hiccup: [voice-over] One day I'll get out there. Because killing a dragon is everything around here. A Nadder head is sure to get me at least noticed. Gronkles are tough; taking down one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend. A Zippleback? Exotic. Two heads, twice the status. And then there's the Monstrous Nightmare. Only the best Vikings go after those. They have this nasty habit of setting themselves on fire.
[A fiery Monstrous Nightmare attacks the catapult crew]
Stoick: Reload! [calmly] I'll take care of this.
Hiccup: [voice-over] But the ultimate prize is the dragon no one's ever seen... we call it the...
Viking 1: NIGHT FURY!
Viking 2: GET DOWN!
[The catapult Stoick and the other men are on suddenly explodes. The Night Fury, Toothless responsible for the explosion shoots by, barely visible.]
Stoick: [To the other men] Jump!
Hiccup: [voice-over] This thing never steals food, never shows itself, and [The catapult is blasted once again by Toothless] never misses. No one has ever killed a Night Fury. That's why I'm gonna be the first.
View Quote Hiccup: I really did hit one.
Gobber: Sure, Hiccup....
Hiccup: [about his father] He never listens.
Gobber: Well, it runs in the family...
Hiccup: And when he does, it's always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich. [imitating his father] "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts, and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!"
Gobber: Now, you're thinkin' about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like; it's what's inside that he can't stand.
Hiccup: [sarcastically] Thank you for summing that up.
Gobber: Look, the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not.
Hiccup: I just wanna be one of you guys. [goes inside his house, then goes out the back door, out of his village, to look for Toothless]
View Quote Stoick: When I was a boy...
Gobber: Oh, here we go...
Stoick: My father told me to bang my head against a rock, and I did it. I thought he was crazy, but I didn't question him. And you know what happened?
Gobber: [sarcastically] You got a headache.
Stoick: That rock split in two. It taught me what a Viking can do, Gobber. He can... He can crush mountains, level forests, tame seas! Even as a boy, I knew who I was, what I had to become... Hiccup is not that boy.
Gobber: You can't stop him, Stoick. You can only prepare him. I know it seems hopeless, but the truth is, you won't always be around to protect him. He's going to get out there again. He's probably out there now.
View Quote Stoick: When we crack this mountain open, all hell is gonna break loose.
Gobber: In my undies. Good thing I brought extras.
Stoick: No matter how this ends, it ends today.
View Quote Stoick: You've been keeping secrets.
Hiccup: I-I have?
Stoick: Just how long did you think you could hide it from me?
Hiccup: I-I don't know what you're...
Stoick: Nothing happens on this island without me hearing about it.
Hiccup: Oh?
Stoick: [gravely] So...let's talk...about that dragon.
Hiccup: Oh, gods... Dad, I'm so sorry, I-I was going to tell you, I just didn't know how to... [Stoick suddenly laughs heartily; Hiccup nervously laughs along] You're... you're not upset?
Stoick: [still heartily] WHAT? I was hoping for this!
Hiccup: [confused] Uh...You were?
Stoick: And believe me, it only gets better! Just wait 'til you spill a Nadder's guts for the first time, and mount your first Gronckle head on a spear. [Pushes Hiccup in compassion and Hiccup falls down] WHAT A FEELING! You really had me going there, son! [Hiccup gets up] All those years of the worst Viking Berk has ever seen! [To the sky] Odin, it was rough. [To Hiccup] I almost gave up on you, and all the while, you were holding out on me! [Extremely joyous] OH, THOR ALMIGHTY! [Calms down] Oh! With you doing so well in the ring... [Sits down and scooches closer to Hiccup] we finally have something to talk about.
View Quote Tuffnut: Troll!
Ruffnut: Butt-elf!
Tuffnut: Bride of Grendel!
View Quote (During "Attack" training)
Gobber: Look for its blind spot! Every dragon has one. Find it, hide in it, and strike!
[Tuffnut and Ruffnut huddle in the Deadly Nadder, Stormfly’s blind spot]
Ruffnut: Ugh! Do you ever bathe?
Tuffnut: You don't like it, then just get your own blind spot!
Ruffnut: How about I give you one!
[Stormfly notices them and breathes fire. They scream and run for cover.]
Gobber: Blind spot, yes. Deaf spot? Mmm, not so much.
Hiccup: Hey, hey! So, uh, how would one sneak up on a Night Fury?
Gobber: No one's ever met one and lived to tell the tale. [barks] Now GET IN THERE!!!
Hiccup: I know, I know. But... hypothetically--
View Quote [After Hiccup stops Toothless from attacking Astrid]
Hiccup: [to Astrid] You just scared him.
Astrid: I scared him?! [pause] Who... is "him?"
Hiccup: Uh, Astrid, Toothless. Toothless, Astrid. [Toothless growls menacingly at her. Astrid stares at the two in disbelief, then runs off to tell the village.] Da, da-da, we're dead! [Toothless shrugs and walks away] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Where do you think you're going?
View Quote [After Stoick rescues Hiccup and Toothless from drowning, Toothless motions to Hiccup]
Hiccup: You got it, bud. [mounts Toothless]
Stoick: Hiccup! [grabs Hiccup's hand; Hiccup turns] I'm sorry... F-For everything.
Hiccup: Yeah, me too.
Stoick: You don't have to go up there.
Hiccup: We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard.
Stoick: [takes his hand] I'm proud to call you my son.
Hiccup: Thanks, Dad.
[Hiccup and Toothless fly into the sky]
Astrid: [sees Hiccup] He's up! Get Snotlout out of here!
Twins: I'm on it!
Tuffnut: [arguing] I'm on it first! I'm ahead of you!
Ruffnut: [arguing] Hey! let me drive!
Tuffnut: Aw, I can't believe that worked!
Gobber: NIGHT FURY! Get down! [Red Death pushes Astrid off her dragon and falls to her death until Toothless saves her]
Hiccup: Did you get her? [Toothless looks upside down to see if he saved Astrid. Then he safely put her down]
Astrid: Go.
Hiccup: [last words] That thing has wings! Okay, let's see if it can use them! Do you think you can do it? Okay Toothless, time to disappear! Come on, bud! Here it comes! Watch out! Okay, times up! Let's see if this works. COME ON! IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?! Stay with me, buddy. We're good. Just a little bit longer. Hold, Toothless... NOW! [a spiky ball comes through and hits them] No! NO!
Stoick: Hiccup! HICCUP?! SON! [sees Toothless but with Hiccup nowhere to be found] Hiccup. [kneeling beside Toothless] Oh, son... I did this. [Toothless stirs and opens his eyes, looking at Stoick] [close to tears] I'm s... I'm so sorry. [Toothless lifts his wings, revealing Hiccup clutched in his arms] Hiccup! [picks him up, puts an ear to his chest and laughs with relief] Oh, he's alive! You brought him back alive! [the Vikings cheer and Stoick puts a hand on Toothless's head] Thank you for saving my son.
Gobber: [comes over; grimacing] Well... you know, most of him.
[Hiccup is later seen to have lost his foot during the battle]
View Quote [During the last day of Dragon Training]
Astrid: Stay out of my way! I'm winning this thing. [runs off]
Hiccup: [after she has already left] Good, please, by all means.
[Stoick smiles and waves at Hiccup, who awkwardly returns the gesture. Astrid approaches Meatlug stealthily]
Astrid: This time. This time, for sure!
[She prepares to attack Meatlug - only to find that Hiccup has somehow already defeated her. The Vikings cheer]
Stoick: [proudly] That's my boy!
Astrid: [furiously, wildly swinging her axe] NO!!! NO!! SON OF A HALF-TROLL, RAT-EATING, MUNGE-BUCKET!!!
Hiccup: [tries to get away] So, later!
Gobber: Oh-oh, not so fast!
Hiccup: Uh, I'm kind of late for...
Astrid: [livid, jams her axe into his throat] What?! Late for what, exactly?
View Quote [Hiccup and Hookfang are face to face. Hiccup drops his knife and shield and reaches out to touch Hookfang. The Vikings start mumbling]
Stoick: What's he doing?
Hiccup: [to Hookfang] It's okay. It's okay. [takes his hat off and throws it aside] I'm not one of them.
[The Vikings gasp in shock]
Stoick: Stop the fight.
Hiccup: No! I need you all to see this. They're not what we think they are. We don't have to kill them.
Stoick: I SAID, STOP THE FIGHT!!! [whacks his hammer on the ring cage railing with a loud clang, which startles Hookfang into attacking Hiccup]
View Quote [Hiccup is about to step in to fight a Monstrous Nightmare, Hookfang]
Stoick: Well, I can finally show my face in public again! If anyone had told me that in just a few short weeks, Hiccup would have gone from, well, being, uh...Hiccup...to placing first in dragon training - well, I would have tied him to a mast and shipped him off, for fear he'd gone mad! (laughter) And you know it! But here we are, and no one's more surprised, or more proud, than I am. Today, my boy becomes a Viking! Today, he becomes one of us! (cheering)
Astrid: [appears behind Hiccup] Be careful with that dragon.
Hiccup: [looks at his father] It's not the dragon I'm worried about.
Astrid: What are you gonna do?
Hiccup: Put an end to this. I have to try. Astrid, if something... goes wrong, just make sure they don't find Toothless.
Astrid: I will. Just... promise me it won't go wrong.
Gobber: [appears] It's time, Hiccup. Knock 'em dead.
View Quote [Hiccup returns home after failing to kill Toothless. He tries to sneak up to his bedroom, but Stoick hears him]
Stoick: Hiccup...
Hiccup: Dad! Uh, I have to talk to you, Dad.
Stoick: I need to speak with you too, son.
[They both take deep breaths and speak at once.]
Hiccup: I've decided I don't want to fight dragons.
Stoick: I think it's time you learned to fight dragons.
Hiccup and Stoick: [beat] What?
Stoick: Uh, you go first.
Hiccup: [kindly] No, no, you go first.
Stoick: Alright. [takes another deep breath] You get your wish. Dragon Training. You start in the morning.
Hiccup: [panicky] Oh, man, I should have gone first! Uh, 'cause I was thinking... You know, we have a surplus of dragon-fighting Vikings. But do we have enough...bread-making Vikings? Or small home repair Vikings?
Stoick: [not paying attention; drops a large battle axe into Hiccup's arms] You'll need this.
Hiccup: [nervously] I don't wanna fight dragons.
Stoick: [chuckles] Oh, come on, yes, you do.
Hiccup: Rephrase: Dad, I can't kill dragons!
Stoick: But you will kill dragons.
Hiccup: No... I'm really very extra sure that I won't.
Stoick: It's time, Hiccup.
Hiccup: [desperately] Can you not hear me?!
Stoick: This is serious, son. [takes the axe from Hiccup] When you carry this axe, [returns the axe] you carry all of us with you. Which means you walk like us, you talk like us, you think like us. No more... [gestures to Hiccup] this.
Hiccup: [rolls his eyes] You just gestured to all of me.
Stoick: Deal?
Hiccup: This conversation is feeling very one-sided...
Stoick: Deal?
Hiccup: [sighs; giving in] Deal.
View Quote [Hiccup, Astrid, and Toothless return to the cove from the Dragon's Nest after witnessing the Red Death for the first time]
Astrid: No! No. It totally makes sense. It's like a giant beehive. They're the workers and that's their queen. It controls them. [She dismounts from Toothless' back and runs toward the village] Let's find your dad.
Hiccup: [Also dismounts and stops Astrid] No, no! No, not yet. They'll kill Toothless. No. Astrid, we need to think this through, carefully.
Astrid: Hiccup, we just discovered the Dragon's Nest. The thing we've been after since Vikings first sailed here. And you want to keep it a secret? To protect your pet dragon? Are you serious?
Hiccup: [looks at her with hardened expression] Yes.
[Astrid looks at him, surprised at his determination; Hiccup looks away]
Astrid: Okay. Then what do we do?
Hiccup: Just give me until tomorrow. I'll figure something out.
Astrid: Okay. [punches Hiccup's arm] That's for kidnapping me. [Hiccup and Toothless exchange confused looks; Astrid hesitantly kisses him on the cheek] That's for... everything else.
Hiccup: [blushingly watches her walk away and Toothless walks beside him giving a smile; stammers] Wh-- Wh-- What are you lookin' at?
View Quote [The Red Death emerges from the cave]
Gobber: Beard of Thor! What is that?!
Stoick: Odin help us...