How to Train Your Dragon quotes

View Quote [The twins grab the same shield]
Tuffnut: Get your hands off my shield!
Ruffnut: There's, like, a million shields!
Tuffnut: Take that one. It has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.
Ruffnut: [hits Tuffnut on the head with the shield] Oops. Now this one has blood on it.

View Quote [After the first day of Dragon Training]
Gobber: Where did Hiccup go wrong?
Ruffnut: Uh, he showed up?
Tuffnut: He didn't get eaten!
Astrid: He's never where he should be.
Gobber: Thank you, Astrid. You need to live and breathe this stuff. The dragon manual. [sets the Book of Dragons on the table] Everything we know about every dragon we know of. [listens to the thunder] No attacks tonight. Study up.
Tuffnut: Wait, you mean, read?
Ruffnut: While we're still alive?
Snotlout: Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?
Fishlegs: Oh, I've read it like seven times! There's this water dragon that sprays boiling water at your face! [Snotlout, Tuffnut, and Ruffnut stare at him] And-and there's this other one that buries itself for like a week-
Tuffnut: [cuts him off] Yeah, that sounds great. You know, there was a chance I was gonna read that...
Ruffnut: But, now...

View Quote [Being stalked by a Hideous Zippleback, Barf and Belch]
Fishlegs: Razor-sharp, serrated teeth that inject venom for pre-digestion, prefers ambush attack, by crushing its victims'...
Hiccup: Will you please stop that?!

View Quote [Running from Stormfly, Astrid falls off a wall and lands on top of Hiccup]
Tuffnut: Ooh! Love on the battlefield!
Ruffnut: She could do better.

View Quote (looks upon the Red Death) Odin, help us.

View Quote (shoves Astrid aside) Watch out, babe, I'll take care of this. [throws weapon at Deadly Nadder, Stormfly, but misses; Astrid glares at him while Stormfly seems to laugh at him] The sun was in my eyes, Astrid! What do you want me to do, block out the sun? I could do that, but I don't have time right now!

View Quote [about the dragons] Everything we know about you guys... is wrong.

View Quote [about the Red Death] Beard of Thor! What is that?

View Quote [about the Red Death] That thing has wings. [to Toothless] Okay, let's see if it can use them!

View Quote [after crashing his Gronckle] I'm okay! [the Gronckle flips, crushing him underneath] Less okay...

View Quote [After Stoick gives him a helmet made from his mother's breastplate] Thank you for the, uh, breast-hat.

View Quote [After winning the "honor" of killing a dragon; nervously] Yeah, yes! I can't wait. I am so... [At the cove] ...leaving! [Calling Toothless] We're leaving. Let's pack up. Looks like you and me are taking a little vacation... forever.

View Quote [apologizing to Hiccup] I'm sorry... for everything.

View Quote [approaching the dragons' nest, the Vikings pass a wreck of one of their ships] Oh... I was wondering where that went.

View Quote [as Hiccup flies after the Red Death] Go!