Roboto quotes from Masters of the Universe (2026)

So can you fix her? Make her battle ready again?

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

I... Last time she was operational, she tried to kill me.

Roboto

Accident. It was an accident.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

She always says that.

Well, I trust her, so...

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

I.... yeah, okay, alright.

All right. [walks past]

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

All right. [to Roboto] Do not assassinate me, okay? [holds up programming plug]

Roboto

Wait, you were carrying that around this whole time?

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Uh-huh. [inserts Roboto with programming plug] Now, as we agreed, no killing me.

Roboto

I made no promises. [arm becomes a heavy gun]

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Wow. Ah, that's good.

Roboto

Hey, let's crash their party!

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

I got my invitation right here!

Roboto

Well, no, if you have an invitation, you're not really...

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Oh!

Roboto

I'm about to RSVP these assholes! You're really making a mess of this party metaphor!

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Don't this feel great? Right? [peers over boulder and gets shot in helmet] Oof! They are not going to get to that castle. Not as long as I'm standing.

Roboto

You've been barely been upright since I met you.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

You got any missiles left?

Roboto

Yeah, one.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

That's all we need. [Roboto fires at statue sending it crashing into bridge]

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Hey.

Roboto

Hey, Duncan?

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Roboto! [picks up Roboto's head] Don’t you go powering down on me!

Roboto

It-It-It doesn’t matter. Existence is a series of absurdities leading to infinite nothingness.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

That’s my girl.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

How’s it going with your, uh... [breathes deeply] your feelings and such?

Good. Good. Yeah.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

I want you to know, if you ever want to talk, I’m here.

Great.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Or if you want to arm wrestle. [chuckles] Or you want me to beat you with a stick, I’m also here. All right?

Oh. [chuckles] Likewise.

Eternia’s finest. Look at them. All the heroes you drew from your childhood. Ram Man, Fisto, and what did you call that guy again?

Oh, it’s Mekaneck.

Right.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Annoying.

Yeah. Did you ever have a name for me?

Uh, Warrior Goddess.

Oh.

Because... Well, because I was just a kid, so...

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Yeah, like, it’s strong.

Wow. That’s... That’s great.

I wouldn’t look too much into it. I...

You had a name for yourself, too, didn’t you?

No. [chuckles] No.

Yeah, you did. Come on. Tell us.

You’re going to laugh.

Roboto

Probably, but tell us.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

What is it?

He-Man.

What?

He-Man.

Roboto

That’s worse than I thought it was going to be.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Isn’t that redundant?

What does it mean?

It’s like a... like a strong man. Like a... Like a masculine fellow. Yeah. What? It’s too macho? No. No.

No, no.

Roboto

Wow, that’s very manly. And you are very manly. [He-Man sighs]

It’s clever.

Yo, what do you think?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, man, this is... cool. Like, it’s cool to see that it was all real and I wasn’t a crazy person. Yeah, you know, now I’m standing next to a green tiger. It’s like who would have thought. But, hey, thank you for coming to get me to prove it was all real.

Roboto

Oh, my red light’s blinking. I’m getting a distress signal from an Avion village.

Sounds like a job for He-Man.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

He-Man.

Yes, I am going to go and do that thing. See... Over there. So... [looks back] Cringer.

Cringer

Do we have to? [He-Man and Cringer run down bridge]

Fisto

Is he running off to change in secret again?

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Yep.

Fisto

Does he think we all forgot? Pretty much everyone knows.

I mean, we could just look the other direction, if that’s easier?

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Nah, let him do his thing.