Masters of the Universe (2026) · 42 quotes
I brought someone here to see you.
Cringer?
Cringer
Is it okay if I lick you now?
Uh, yeah, sure. [nuzzling Cringer's face] Oh, wow. I missed you, buddy.
I can't believe we're all here. All the Heroes of Eternia.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I think I am.
Cringer
Is it too late to back out of this? Shouldn't I be wearing armor or something? This seems dangerous.
Pussy.
Teela! Really?
What?
He's not a pussycat. He's a Battle Cat.
Cringer
No, I'm not.
Yeah, you are.
Cringer
I'm not that. [Teela shrugs] Okay. Just this once. Get on. Next time I'm definitely wearing armor.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms
How’s it going with your, uh... [breathes deeply] your feelings and such?
Good. Good. Yeah.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms
I want you to know, if you ever want to talk, I’m here.
Great.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms
Or if you want to arm wrestle. [chuckles] Or you want me to beat you with a stick, I’m also here. All right?
Oh. [chuckles] Likewise.
Eternia’s finest. Look at them. All the heroes you drew from your childhood. Ram Man, Fisto, and what did you call that guy again?
Oh, it’s Mekaneck.
Right.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms
Annoying.
Yeah. Did you ever have a name for me?
Uh, Warrior Goddess.
Oh.
Because... Well, because I was just a kid, so...
Duncan / Man-At-Arms
Yeah, like, it’s strong.
Wow. That’s... That’s great.
I wouldn’t look too much into it. I...
You had a name for yourself, too, didn’t you?
No. [chuckles] No.
Yeah, you did. Come on. Tell us.
You’re going to laugh.
Roboto
Probably, but tell us.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms
What is it?
He-Man.
What?
He-Man.
Roboto
That’s worse than I thought it was going to be.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms
Isn’t that redundant?
What does it mean?
It’s like a... like a strong man. Like a... Like a masculine fellow. Yeah. What? It’s too macho? No. No.
No, no.
Roboto
Wow, that’s very manly. And you are very manly. [He-Man sighs]
It’s clever.
Yo, what do you think?
Uh, yeah. Yeah, man, this is... cool. Like, it’s cool to see that it was all real and I wasn’t a crazy person. Yeah, you know, now I’m standing next to a green tiger. It’s like who would have thought. But, hey, thank you for coming to get me to prove it was all real.
Roboto
Oh, my red light’s blinking. I’m getting a distress signal from an Avion village.
Sounds like a job for He-Man.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms
He-Man.
Yes, I am going to go and do that thing. See... Over there. So... [looks back] Cringer.
Cringer
Do we have to? [He-Man and Cringer run down bridge]
Fisto
Is he running off to change in secret again?
Duncan / Man-At-Arms
Yep.
Fisto
Does he think we all forgot? Pretty much everyone knows.
I mean, we could just look the other direction, if that’s easier?
Duncan / Man-At-Arms
Nah, let him do his thing.
