Teela quotes from Masters of the Universe (2026)

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

How dare you come into my city?! Don't you know who you're messing with?!

Why don't you tell me?

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

I am Duncan... [strikes Trap Jaw] ...commander of the Royal Guard! [strikes Trap Jaw] The King's goddamn Man-At-Arms. [impales Trap Jaw] And today... [brings up Trap Jaw]

And today... [places blaster cannon at Duncan / Man-At-Arms's chest] ... you failed. [fires cannon sending Duncan / Man-At-Arms flying down hallway]

Dad, Dad. Okay, come on. On your feet. Get up. Come one. Please.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Teela. I failed.

Come on.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Hold on. [picks her up and jumps out window to an implosion]

I brought someone here to see you.

Cringer?

Cringer

Is it okay if I lick you now?

Uh, yeah, sure. [nuzzling Cringer's face] Oh, wow. I missed you, buddy.

I can't believe we're all here. All the Heroes of Eternia.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I think I am.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Roboto and I will hold them off while you guys do your thing.

Dad. [walks up] Are you sure you can handle this?

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

No, I am not sure, but I am going to give it my best shot.

I know you will.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

You're so strong. Stronger than I ever was. You're the man I wished I could be.

Um, thanks?

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Yeah, come here. [hugs her]

I love you guys.

Oh.

Uh... that was really beautiful.

Adam, we're kind of having a moment here.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

So, uh... [pats He-Man] Yeah. Just... You want to get of here?

Okay. All right. [lets go]

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Okay. Thank you.

All right.

That was nice.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

No.[puts out fist and pulls down]

Nice moment... [attempts to honor fist bump and pulls back awkwardly] ...with the three of us.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

No problem. Okay.

Okay. Yeah, we'll... [turns to walk]

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Go, go.

Great.

Cringer

Is it too late to back out of this? Shouldn't I be wearing armor or something? This seems dangerous.

Pussy.

Teela! Really?

What?

He's not a pussycat. He's a Battle Cat.

Cringer

No, I'm not.

Yeah, you are.

Cringer

I'm not that. [Teela shrugs] Okay. Just this once. Get on. Next time I'm definitely wearing armor.

Defend yourself, witch!

How about this? You and I sneak out of here, let them slug it out?

Nice try. [engages in sword fight]

You are your father's daughter.

Hell yeah, I am. [deflects upwards and drop kicks Evil-Lyn]

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

How’s it going with your, uh... [breathes deeply] your feelings and such?

Good. Good. Yeah.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

I want you to know, if you ever want to talk, I’m here.

Great.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Or if you want to arm wrestle. [chuckles] Or you want me to beat you with a stick, I’m also here. All right?

Oh. [chuckles] Likewise.

Eternia’s finest. Look at them. All the heroes you drew from your childhood. Ram Man, Fisto, and what did you call that guy again?

Oh, it’s Mekaneck.

Right.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Annoying.

Yeah. Did you ever have a name for me?

Uh, Warrior Goddess.

Oh.

Because... Well, because I was just a kid, so...

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Yeah, like, it’s strong.

Wow. That’s... That’s great.

I wouldn’t look too much into it. I...

You had a name for yourself, too, didn’t you?

No. [chuckles] No.

Yeah, you did. Come on. Tell us.

You’re going to laugh.

Roboto

Probably, but tell us.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

What is it?

He-Man.

What?

He-Man.

Roboto

That’s worse than I thought it was going to be.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Isn’t that redundant?

What does it mean?

It’s like a... like a strong man. Like a... Like a masculine fellow. Yeah. What? It’s too macho? No. No.

No, no.

Roboto

Wow, that’s very manly. And you are very manly. [He-Man sighs]

It’s clever.

Yo, what do you think?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, man, this is... cool. Like, it’s cool to see that it was all real and I wasn’t a crazy person. Yeah, you know, now I’m standing next to a green tiger. It’s like who would have thought. But, hey, thank you for coming to get me to prove it was all real.

Roboto

Oh, my red light’s blinking. I’m getting a distress signal from an Avion village.

Sounds like a job for He-Man.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

He-Man.

Yes, I am going to go and do that thing. See... Over there. So... [looks back] Cringer.

Cringer

Do we have to? [He-Man and Cringer run down bridge]

Fisto

Is he running off to change in secret again?

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Yep.

Fisto

Does he think we all forgot? Pretty much everyone knows.

I mean, we could just look the other direction, if that’s easier?

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Nah, let him do his thing.