Fisto quotes from Masters of the Universe (2026)

View Quote Give them head, Ram Man!

View Quote Let's fist some bad guys! [Fisto punches through a robot soldier] Give 'em head, Ram Man! [Ram Man turns around and looks at Fisto] I'm sorry.

View Quote Duncan / Man-At-Arms: [to dungeon prisoners] Gather round! Come on! Gather round for the war room!
He-Man: Not a war room, just a seminar. Seminar.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms: Okay! Gather in for the war seminar! Come on!
He-Man: If I could just have your attention, please! I... I’d just like to take a moment to ideate on an escape strategy. [dungeon prisoners murmurs]
Fisto: A, what?
Dian: Is this supposed to be a battle speech?
He-Man: Team building. Yeah. Team building.
Man: Who is this guy?
Mekaneck: Yeah. Who are you?
He-Man: I’m Adam, Prince of Eternia.
Mekaneck: Uh, excuse me. Hi. Yeah, I thought Adam was dead.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms: Hey. Put your neck away.
Man: Let him talk.
He-Man: Uh, no. Not dead. [chuckles] As you can see, very much alive.
Man: What did he say?
Dian: Speak up. We can’t hear you.
He-Man: Okay. Sorry. So when… when I was on Earth, I learned that success in the workplace doesn’t come down to one man, [gestures] or woman, [gestures to reptilian humanoid] or whatever that is. Person. You know? It comes down to many people working together.
Mekaneck: Workplace?
Dian: We’re in a dungeon.
He-Man: No, I know that. Um... [sigs] Look, I know most of you don’t know me. [softly scoffs] But I know all of you. [points] Mekaneck. Heroic human periscope. [chuckles and gestures] And Ram Man. You ram! And you’re a man.
Ram Man: Hell yeah, I do! [laughs]
He-Man: And you, Fisto! You fist people!
Fisto: Yes, I do!
He-Man: And Dian. You pushed me into the lockers when I was a kid, so...
Dian: Hell yeah, I did.
He-Man: I know all of you. [places hand on heart] I kept you close to my heart. Eternia. It’s a part of me, it’s my home, and I’m going to fight for it. But I can’t do it alone. I need your help. Working alone, I mean, it... it brought me here. It brought us all here. Right? But if we work together, we can change that. [prisoners murmur in agreement] See, we got to get behind ourselves. Not in front. In front is, it’s just a facade. But we back ourselves? There’s nothing we can’t achieve. Together.
Man: Yeah. [nods in agreement]
He-Man: So we’re going to take back our home. Together. [prisoners cheer]
Mekaneck: Here’s to Alan!
Fisto: [raises fist] To Alan!
He-Man: It’s Adam, dude.
Fisto: Adam.
Ram Man: But what can we do in here? These bars are photanium. There’s no breaking them.
He-Man: [points upwards] These walls are rock. [points] Fisto. Ram Man. All you guys. [chuckles and raises a finger upwards] I got one question. '[points at Fisto] How much do you bench?
Fisto: What is “bench”?
He-Man: Oh, God. [softly sighs and covers face]

View Quote Hussein: [to He-Man lying on bedroom floor] Hey, Adam, are you okay?
He-Man: Yeah. I... I just think I might have died.
Hussein: Damn. Uh, that’s heavy, brother. Well, you let me know if you need anything. [picks up paper] Uh, I think you might have dropped one. So... [places paper on He-Man's chest] there you go.
He-Man: All right.
Hussein: Kind of convenient to die right before the rent is due.
He-Man: No, I... I’ll... I’ll handle it. [glances at paper to see drawing of The Sorceress]
The Sorceress as a bird: Get up.
He-Man: It... It’s a talking bird.
The Sorceress as a bird: Yes.
He-Man: That’s weird.
Sorceress as a bird: Uh, you had a talking cat.
He-Man: [sighs] That’s a fair point. So this is it, huh? I’m dead?
The Sorceress as a bird: Perhaps. Get up! [flies over and roosts on chair]
He-Man: How can I get up if I’m dead, huh?
Sorceress as a bird: You have the Power.
He-Man: No. Not anymore. The Sword’s broken.
The Sorceress as a bird: What sword?
He-Man: The Sword... of Power.
The Sorceress as a bird: Oh, that. What about it?
He-Man: [laughs] It’s... Well... It’s... It’s the Sword of Power. “Whosoever wields the Sword “shall hold the Power.”
The Sorceress as a bird: Adam, when you hold aloft your magic sword, what words do you say?
He-Man: By the Power of Grayskull…
The Sorceress as a bird: Yes, go on.
He-Man: [sighs] I have the Power.
The Sorceress as a bird: That’s right. You have the Power. Not the Sword. [echoes] You. I chose you. [He-Man places hand on glowing chest and The Sorceress becomes human form] In the hands of past champions, the Power has been brute strength. But in yours, it becomes so much more. It is understanding, it is empathy. It is humanity. That is why I chose you as the vessel, Adam.
He-Man: I am the vessel.
The Sorceress: Now you’re ready. [He-Man glowing chest consumes him and he becomes at the Grayskull castle, pulls the sword out of his chest which completely repairs with all shards intact]
He-Man: By the Power of Grayskull, I have the Power! [holds up sword with lightning crackling]
Skeletor: Oh, balls.
Fisto: [Eternia warriors sees blue power beam shooting up from Grayskull castle and cheers] Yeah!
He-ManSkeletor, I have a proposition for you. Why don’t we... [sheaths sword behind him and walks up to Skeletor] ...end this cycle of violence and talk? Just talk. You destroyed my world. You have caused so much pain and suffering. And maybe that’s because you couldn’t be king. Maybe it’s because you weren’t loved enough as a child. Doesn’t matter to me who you are. What matters is what you do. So do something right.
Skeletor: Hmm. [guffaws] Oh, you... you boob. You muscle-bound milquetoast. There is no right that will be done here. There is no good in me that you might uncover. There is nothing you can say that will change my nature, for I... I am... a villain. And... [grunts] does it feel good. [chuckles and fights He-Man pinning him against a column] Look at you. A feeble, worthless child. Oh, yes, you may have the Power, but you’re too scared to use it. And you don’t even know how!
He-Man: I know how to use it. I just prefer not to. [pummels Skeletor]
Skeletor: Huh? Is that... Is that all you’ve got?
He-Man: I was pulling my punches.
Skeletor: [grunts] Do you want to talk? Okay. What do you want to talk about?
He-Man: The time for talk is over. [grabs Skeletor's staff imploding it and disintegrating Skeletor]

View Quote Duncan / Man-At-Arms: How’s it going with your, uh... [breathes deeply] your feelings and such?
He-Man: Good. Good. Yeah.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms: I want you to know, if you ever want to talk, I’m here.
He-Man: Great.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms: Or if you want to arm wrestle. [chuckles] Or you want me to beat you with a stick, I’m also here. All right?
He-Man: Oh. [chuckles] Likewise.
Teela: [approaches with both hands on He-Man's and Duncan's shoulders] Eternia’s finest. Look at them. All the heroes you drew from your childhood. Ram Man, Fisto, and what did you call that guy again?
He-Man: Oh, it’s Mekaneck.
Teela: Right.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms: Annoying.
Teela: Yeah. Did you ever have a name for me?
He-Man: [smacks lips and chuckles] Uh, Warrior Goddess.
Teela: Oh.
He-Man: Because... Well, because I was just a kid, so...
Duncan / Man-At-Arms: Yeah, like, it’s strong.
Teela: Wow. That’s... That’s great.
He-Man: I wouldn’t look too much into it. I...
Teela: You had a name for yourself, too, didn’t you?
He-Man: No. [chuckles] No.
Teela: Yeah, you did. Come on. Tell us.
He-Man: You’re going to laugh.
Roboto: Probably, but tell us.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms: What is it?
He-Man: He-Man.
Teela: What?
He-Man: He-Man.
Roboto: That’s worse than I thought it was going to be.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms: Isn’t that redundant?
Teela: What does it mean?
He-Man: It’s like a... like a strong man. Like a... Like a masculine fellow. Yeah. What? It’s too macho? No. No.
Duncan and Teela: No, no.
Roboto: Wow, that’s very manly. And you are very manly. [He-Man sighs]
Teela: It’s clever.
He-Man: [To Hussein] Yo, what do you think?
Hussein: Uh, yeah. Yeah, man, this is... cool. Like, it’s cool to see that it was all real and I wasn’t a crazy person. Yeah, you know, now I’m standing next to a green tiger. It’s like who would have thought. But, hey, thank you for coming to get me to prove it was all real.
Roboto: Oh, my red light’s blinking. I’m getting a distress signal from an Avion village.
Teela: Sounds like a job for He-Man.
Duncan / Man-At-Arms: He-Man.
He-Man: Yes, I am going to go and do that thing. See... Over there. So... [looks back] Cringer.
Cringer: [groans and scoffs] Do we have to? [He-Man and Cringer run down bridge]
Fisto: Is he running off to change in secret again?
Duncan / Man-At-Arms: Yep.
Fisto: Does he think we all forgot? Pretty much everyone knows.
Ram Man: I mean, we could just look the other direction, if that’s easier?
Duncan / Man-At-Arms: [chuckles] Nah, let him do his thing.