3rd most-quoted character in Despicable Me 2 (2013): in 26 of its 90 quotes
Most scenes with: Gru (16), Agnes (5), Edith (4)
Well, it's not definite yet. Still figuring it out. Already been working on my accent. [Australian accent] Wallaby. Didgeridoo. Hugh Jackman.
Lucy Wilde You know, you really should announce your weapons after you fire them, Mr. Gru. For example, [shocks Gru with the stun gun, dropping his freeze ray in reaction to it; in a happy singsong voice] Lipstick tazer! [Gru passes out]
Lucy Wilde Wasn't expecting that. Or was I?
Lucy Wilde Hey, that pollo is loco. [chuckles; sees Gru is annoyed] No? Okay, let's go.
Lucy Wilde Just between you and me, you look much better bald. [gives Gru a kiss on one of his cheeks before happily running off] See you tommorrow!
Lucy Wilde I choose Gru!
Lucy Wilde Don't worry about me, Gru, I'll be fine! I have survived lots worse than this. Okay, that's not entirely true [switching from calmly to frantically], I'm actually kind of freaking out up here!
Lucy Wilde Get in there you big man!
Three weeks, and we are still no closer to cracking this? [pause] Right! [referring to Gru; to Lucy] Bring him in.
Lucy Yes, sir.
Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, no! Do not do your business on the petunias! [picks Kyle and drops him in the yard next door] There you go, those are Fred's. Go crazy. [Kyle does his business, killing the plant; chuckles sinisterly] Good boy.
Lucy Mr. Gru?
Lucy Hi. Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL. [shows her AVL ID-card, but notices she shows it upside-down] Oops. [giggles nervously, then becomes serious] Sorry. You're gonna have to come with me.
Oh, sorry. I- [suddenly takes his freeze out of his polo, then aims and fires at Lucy] Freeze ray!
Lucy You know, you really should announce your weapons [takes a tube of lipstick out of her purse] after you fire them, Mr. Gru. For example, [presses a button on the tube, two barbs shoot into Gru, who drops his freeze ray when he is filled with electricity; in a happy singsong voice] Lipstick tazer! [Gru convulses, dances disco, and finally passes out due to the shock] Oh, it works so good.
Good afternoon, Mr. Gru.
I apologize for our methods of getting you there.
Lucy I don't! I'd do it again in a heartbeat! And I am not gonna lie, I enjoyed that. Every second of it. Gave me a bit of a buzz, actually...
Lucy Sorry, sir.
Okay, this is bogus! [peels the starfish off his head and drops it onto Stuart's, who is made fun by Dave a second later] I don't know who you people think you are, but...
We are the Anti-Villain League. An ultra-secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale. Rob a bank? We're not interested. Kill someone? Not our deal. But if you want to melt the polar ice caps? Or Vaporize Mount Fuji? Or even [points his golden tea spoon at Gru] steal the moon? Then we notice.
First of all, you got no proof that I did that. Second, after I did do that, I put it back!
We're well aware of that, Mr. Gru. That's why we brought you here. I am the league's director, Silas Ramsbottom.
Lucy Oh, me now? [turns to the screen, which reveals the crime being commited earlier at the beginning] Um, recently an entire top secret lab disappeared from the Artic Circle. Yeah, the entire lab. Just whoosh. Voom. Gone. Where did it go?
Lucy Hmm, the lab was devoted to experiments involving PX-41. A transmutation serum. What is PX-41, you ask? Mmm, It's pretty bad... Look.
[One of the scientists on the monitor injects a bunny with PX-41 serum. Once he does, Gru, Dave and Stuart lightly wince with disgust, but become interested once they see the injected bunny mutate into a purple monster. But when the mutated bunny attacks the scientist, threatening to kill him, Dave and Stuart pass out in shock once seeing this while Gru covers his eyes with his arms until the mutant attacks the camera and the video ends.]
As you can see, in the wrong hands, the PX-41 serum, could be the most devastating weapon on Earth. [struggles to get through a table opening] Fortunately, it has a very distinct chemical footprint. And, using our latest chem tracking technology, we have found traces of it in Paradise Mall.
Precisely. And we believe one of these shop owners is a master criminal. And that's where you come in. As an ex-villain, you know how a villain thinks, how a villain acts.
Lucy The plan is to set you up undercover at a shop in the mall where hopefully...
Okay! I see where this is going, with all the Mission Impossible stuff, but no. No! [calmly] I'm a father now. And a legitimate business man. I am developing a line of delicious jams and jellies.
Oh, attitude! That's right! So thanks, but no thanks. [pauses] And here's a tip: Instead of tazing people and kidnapping them, [angrily] maybe you should just give them a call! Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt!
Lucy Oof, wasn’t expecting that. [strikes a martial arts pose] Or was I? [turns to Gru] Ooh, you got... you got a little of... [a purple frosting-covered Gru gives her a deadpan glare. A second later, a cupcake slowly falls off his head, leaving a long smear on it] Here, I’ll...I’ll get it... [tries to remove the icing off a dumbstruck Gru’s face] Oh, that’s just spreading... um...
All right, all right. I got it, I got it! [irritated] Stop it!
Lucy Oh. [takes a deep breath] I'll let you get it. [Gru sighs and rubs the icing off his face, then uses his scarf like a towel to clean it] Yeah, what you just saw there was a little something new I have been working on. It’s a combination of Jujitsu, Krav Maga, Aztec warfare and [singing] krumpin'!
Lucy On assignment from Silas. [grabs Gru by his jacket's lapels; excited] I’m your new partner! Yay! [starts dancing]
What?! No, no [mocking] yay! [normal voice] Ramsbottom didn’t say anything about a partner.
Lucy Well, it seems that because of your checkered past, everyone else refused to work with you. But not me! I stepped up. And I’m new, so I kind of have to do what they tell me anyway.
Lucy You know this guy?
Lucy Oh, I’m sorry. I should have known. [to Dave, releasing him] You’re free to go.
Dave... [cut on a love struck Dave air kissing; whistles] Earth to Dave!
You can leave now.
Oh, uh... [gibberish, then enters the kitchen]
So, what do we got? Who’s on the list? Fire 'em at me.
Lucy First suspect, Hedda Blumentoft, owner of the Mum’s the Word Floral Shop.
No, not her.
Lucy Okay, moving on... Chuck Kinney, "owner of Stuff-a-Bear". [a boy receives a balloon from Chuck, but pops, making the boy wail] Ooh.
I don’t think so.
Hello? [Gru and Lucy force themselves to act natural] Buenos dias, my friends! I am Eduardo Perez, owner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant, across the mall. Now open for breakfast. And you are...?
This is just gonna take un momento. I am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo party, and I am going to need two hundred of your best cupcakes decorated with the Mexican flag. It looks something like this. [rips his shirt open, revealing a giant tattoo of the Mexican flag on his chest] What do you think? [flexes and makes his chest wave]
Lucy You—Whoa... Hooo...
Anyway, I have to go. It’s all settled! I pick ‘em up next week! Have a good day. Come by if you get a chance, okay? [leaves the store; Gru groans in relief; suddenly pops back in] And welcome to the mall family! [Gru studies his face and gasps, seeing Eduardo in a red luchador mask surrounded by flames as he leaves the mall]
Lucy What?
Lucy Wha... What? What couldn't be?
That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho. From about twenty years ago. [a flashback reveals El Macho, twenty years ago;voice-over] He was ruthless,... [El Macho empties a bottle of tequila into a glass and smashes it over his head] he was dangerous... [El Macho squeezes a rattlesnake's venom out of his fangs, filling his glass] and as the name implies [El Macho simply eats his glass] very macho! [El Macho pins his money to the bar with the rattlesnake's fangs and leaves through the wall] He had the reputation of committing heists using only his bare hands! [El Macho stops a cargo truck with his head, then punches the driver out] But sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: riding a shark with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest into the mouth of an active volcano! It was glorious!
Lucy Yeah, sounds like El Macho’s pretty dead...
They never found the body. Oh no. All that was ever retrieved was a pile of singed chest hair. [pause] But that face! It has got to be El Macho!
Lucy So what do you say you and I break into his restaurant? Tonight?
Yes, that’s good, because I’m telling you, if anyone in this place holds the PX-41 serum, [points to Eduardo] it’s him.
Lucy Right. Gotcha. [kicks the door open, much to Gru’s astonishment] Ya!
Lucy Wait! Wait.
What? [Lucy takes a spray can out of her purse and starts spraying the air; confused] What are you doing?
Lucy I'm checking for laser beam alarm triggers.
It's a restaurant! [looks at her sternly]
Lucy You never know what booby traps this guy could've set, huh? Come on!
There are no booby traps. [accidentally steps on a wire unseen, triggering and ringing a bell]
Lucy Ha! [pointing to the bell] Booby! [The door leading to the kitchen suddenly opens, causing Lucy to become startled, quickly hiding behind Gru. The shadow reveals none other than a chicken] Huh, there's a chicken. [gasps] Are you lost, little guy? You must be lost!
Ha! Some guard dog. [the chicken suddenly leaps on him, continuously pecking his bald head] Aah! Get it off of me! Get it off of me! Get it off of me!
Lucy How're they working? Tell me, tell me!
Lucy What's wrong? Something wrong?
Oh, that's an image I'll never get out of my brain. Blagh! [continues looking with the x-ray goggles until he sees a portrait holding something; smiling sinisterly] I knew it! [gasps; removes the painting off the wall, revealing a safe] The serum is in here!
Lucy Ooh, then let’s get it!
Oh, this is going to be good! Ahh... [the safe opens, revealing something other than the serum] Aha! [realizing the canister does not contain the serum] What? [it is revealed he is holding a jar filled with salsa] It’s... secret salsa?
Lucy Aw, man.
Lucy Gru, call one of your munchkins!
Huh? [to Stuart] Hey! Loo-koo-meow-plah!
Ah! Koom-kwat!
Lucy Hm. Subtle.
Over here! Over here! Over... [the car passes by him and Lucy; flatly] ...here. [As the out of control car driven by the Minions goes up the escalator, Gru takes a pistol out of his jacket, then shoots out a grappling hook, connecting himself to the balcony railing; grabs Lucy] Hold tight!
I have you now! [gets tackled by Lucy’s car from behind, scattering his knives all over; Gru remains hidden, while Lucy approaches her car, then opens the car door, revealing Dave and Stuart staring at her]
Rawr, rawr. [Stuart pushes the gas pedal twice. Not soon after, Lucy takes over the steering wheel and drives past the unconscious Eduardo, breaking out of the mall. Once they start plummeting to the ground, Gru screams hysterically until Lucy presses a button, transforming her car into a jet and they take off]
Lucy All right, there he is. Suspect #8: Floyd Eaglesan.
Oh, okay.
Lucy See if you can get closer. Go, go...
Alright, what do- [when a man attempts to throw a cup of hot coffee into Gru's garbage can; to himself] Oh no. That's not good! [suddenly freezes, revealing his legs. Confused, the man tries it again, but Gru dodges and takes off running, accidentally hitting a bent-over woman's rear-end before he falls down the escalator, rolling out of the garbage can and stumbling upon his daughters]
Well, we thought we'd come to visit you at work. [looks at her father and the trash can] So... you're saving the world in a garbage can?
Lucy Hey, there you are. [looking at the girls] Oh, who's this?
Lucy, these are my girls: Margo, Edith and Agnes. Girls — Lucy. Lucy — Girls
Hi!
Lucy Oh. Goodness...
Oh! Hey! I have an idea! Since Lucy and I have lots of work to do, why don't you girls go and explore the mall? [leaves Lucy along with the girls] Here's some money. Go buy some useless mall junk, some headbands and...
Are you gonna marry Lucy?
Are you out of your gourd? No! She just works with me.
Plus you love her. [happily singing and dancing, attracting attention to everyone in the mall] You love her! You love her! You really, really love her, and you're gonna get married! And I'll be the flower girl, and...
Okay, stop. This is a song of lies. I don't even like her. [points to the mall] Now go have fun. [The girls leave; prepares to stand up]
Almost forgot! Hugs! [storms off to Gru along with her older siblings to give him a hug, throwing themselves on top of him]
Good luck saving the world! Bye!
Bye, Gru! [runs away happily]
Lucy Those girls totally adore you! I bet you're a fun dad. [walks away with a smile]
Cool glasses.
Uh... [chuckles nervously]
I’m Antonio.
I’m...Margo.
I was just going to get a cookie. Care to join me?
Uh,... sure. I’m... Margo. [once seeing her going out with Antonio, Edith, still wearing her diving mask and snorkel, loudly clears her throat in suspicion; nervous] Um... I’ll catch up with you guys later. Bye! [leaves her sisters]
Lucy If it picks up any traces of the serum, the center of your belt buckle [aloud] will make a sound like this: Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo!
Okay! I get it! I get it! [fumbles with the automatic door, then enters Eagle Hair Club]
Welcome to Eagle Hair Club. [turns his eagle-like chair, revealing himself holding and stroking a toupee] It’s about time you showed up...Mr. Gru. [the bald eagle perched next to him squawks]
You...know my name?
When someone moves into the mall who is follically challenged, I make it my business to know all about them. You are bald. And that is bad. [strokes the toupee he’s holding, kisses it, then puts it on a mannequin head] There you go, my sweet.
Lucy I’m getting nothing so far. I think you need to look around.
Wow, this looks interesting. What is it?
I take it you’re an art lover?
Lucy No serum.
Yeah, not so much. [walks over to a podium holding a trophy and starts thrusting his hips at it] Oh, how about this impressive trinket?
I hardly call it trinket, Mr. Gru.
Lucy Nothing.
The International—
Yeah, I don’t care. [moves over to a shelf filled with wig samples and starts straddling it]
Lucy Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo!!! Hold on, I’m picking up something. Behind that wall!
Ahh... and what do we have here?
These are my trial wigs. [hands Gru a bag with a wig in it] You should take one.
No, thanks. [sticks his head into the shelf] So what’s on the other side of the wall?
There you are! Look at me! Focus!
Lucy Gru?
I promise, that this wig will transform you from ugly to irresistible.
MARGO HAS A BOYFRIEND!
AND THEY’RE GOING ON A DATE!
Date?! [to Agnes] Boyfriend?! [to Floyd] What?! [Floyd shrugs shoulders and shakes his head nervously; Gru stares at Agnes and Edith]
I'm sorry. El Macho? Haven't we eliminated him as a suspect, after the whole "Salsa" incident?
Yes, but there has been a new development and I'm telling you: This is the guy. You need to arrest him immediately. And his deviously charming son! I'm pretty sure the son is involved in too. The son also. You got to get the son! [referring to Antonio; whispering] I think that the son is the mastermind. There is a look. There is a devilish look in his eyes and I don't like it! [gets back in his chair]
Yes, but I don't really see any evidence for-
Evidence, schmevidence! I go with my gut and my gut tells me this guy is El Macho! Lock him up! Lock up the son. Don't forget about the son. The kid GIVES ME THE CREEPS!
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
Lucy Uh, but on the less [whistles] crazy side of things, uh, Gru discovered traces of the serum at Eagle Hair Club.
Lucy Yeah! And you know who made that happen? Huh? [referring to Gru and pointing at him] This guy. Nailed it! Amazing, right?
No, I mean... Sure, but it's not him. It is... [whispering while glaring in Lucy's eyes] ...El Macho!
Mr. Gru, please...
Lucy Gru, c'mon. [turns to Silas; referring to Gru; chuckles nervously] He really thinks it's El Macho. [pause] Can you tell? [Silas gives her a bland glare]
Lucy Hi. Take-out for Lucy?
Sure. Just a sec. [leaves off; After the hostess left, Lucy narrows her eyes, then hides behind a aquarium. She sees Gru and Shannon, who’s doing sit-ups, before she presses a button on her watch that turns into a eavesdropping device that she puts in her ears]
Your accent is so exotic.
Ah. Well, thank you very much. I was...
I know someone who can fix that for you and you’ll be talking normal in no time.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you wearing a wig?!
What? [noticing his wig is in a wrong direction, quickly rotates it back; nervously] I don't think so!
I knew it. You're a phony. I hate phonies!
Oh... what? No, these locks are all mine...
No, they're not! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna rip that thing off your head and show everyone [heard through eavesdropping device] what a bald-headed phony you are!
Lucy I don't think so, Miss Lady. [calmly activates her watch, revealing a target sight along with a couple of darts. Meanwhile, Gru watches in horror as Shannon approaches him. Suddenly, Lucy shoots a tranquilizer dart at Shannon’s buttocks, rendering her unconscious before she can remove the wig off Gru’s head and landing with her face in the spaghetti]
Lucy Hey, Gru!
Lucy Wow, looks like your date's out for the count. It's like she's been shot with a mild moose tranquilizer. [Shannon moans unconsciously like a moose, then passes out again; Lucy winks at Gru, who suddenly smiles and stares at her awkwardly; whispering] Yeah, I'm winking 'cuz that's what actually happened.
'Scusi, whassa happenin' here? She no like?
Lucy Uh, she's just uh... Glurp glurp... [makes a sign to the waiter that Shannon drank too much]
Oh, si, si! [laughs nervously and moves away]
Lucy Shall we take her home?
Lucy Well, I think you did it. You just officially had the worst date ever.
Huh, tell me about it.
Lucy Don’t worry, it can only get better from here, right? But if it doesn’t, you can always burrow my dart gun. I’ve had to use it on one or two dates myself.
Yeah, you know, as far as dates go, I think I’m good with just the one. [chuckles nervously]
Lucy Well, good night, partner. [starts walking toward her car. Gru gets up to walk beside her] This was fun.
Yes. Surprisingly, it was.
Lucy Oh, and uh, just between you and me? You look much better bald. [the spies exchange looks as Lucy pecks Gru on the cheek before happily leaving him] See you tomorrow! [Gru smiles happily as she takes off, unaware of Shannon falling off the porch behind him]
Mr. Ramsbottom?
Oh, hello.
What are you doing here?
We got him.
Got who?
Floyd Eaglesan! Our agents located a secret room in the shop last night, [snaps his fingers, signaling a female AVL agent holding a Ziploc bag containing a canister. He then shows it to Gru] and uh, discovered this! It’s empty, but we found traces of the PX-41 serum in it. He’s our man. So, somehow, in spite of your incompetence, we solved this one.
I was framed! You won’t get away with this! Get your mitts off of me! I am a legitimate businessman!
Well, you’re now free to go back to your “business”. Mmm. Jams and jellies. And it looks like Agent Wilde will be transferring to our Australian branch.
Yes. But thank you...for everything. And by everything of course I mean... nothing. [pause] Toodle pip and cheerio, Mr. Gru. [walks away to the AVL agents. Gru stares sadly from a distance, until Lucy gives him a few pats on his shoulder]
Lucy Hey there.
Hey.
Lucy So we got him?
Yay. That’s great. [pause] And now you’re going to Australia?
Lucy Well, it’s not definite yet. Still figuring it out. Already been working on my accent. [imitating an Australian accent] Wallaby. Didgeree-doo. Hugh Jackman. [chuckles] So...um. Pretty excited...
Lucy Thanks. You too. [pulls her lipstick taser out of her purse] Oh, here, I want to give you this.
Your lipstick taser?
Lucy Yeah, it’s just a memento. Just, you know, from the first time we met.
Oh, thank you, Lucy. [accepts her lipstick taser]
Well... it looks like that they need you, so...
Lucy Yeah, I uh, I better go. Bye, Gru.
Lucy Say what? [snaps out of her hallucination, then looks in the magazine again, revealing a regular pilot. She flips the page, but gasps once seeing Gru. Lucy hastily shuts the magazine, then opens it again, now revealing a muscular man diving]
Would you like some peanuts or pretzels? [Lucy gasps in astonishment and sees her as Gru. She suddenly hears a passenger laughing like Gru]
That’s a good joke. [Lucy looks behind her and sees a mother holding a baby, both looking like Gru]
I just did a boom.
I really need you to make a choice, hon.
Lucy I choose Gru. [to the stewardess] I! Choose! Gru! [everyone cheers on her while Lucy gets out of her seat and opens the emergency hatch of the plane] Thank you, Gru-stewardess! [jumps out of the plane]
You're welcome!
[Diving through the air, Lucy unfolds her purse into a hang glider, para-sailing on her way to Eduardo's mansion in search for Gru]
Pollito! What’s the matter? [appears and picks up Pollito, petting him]
Lucy Oh, hey! Eduardo!
Lucia! I apologize. Pollito, he’s not usually like this. The same thing happened the other day with... with Gru and...
Lucy Oh, speaking of Gru...uh, have you seen him? I really need to talk to him.
Yes, I think he’s around here somewhere. You two are close, no?
Lucy Oh, I don’t know. I mean close... I wouldn’t say we were “close”. Why, did he say we were close? Did he say that?
It’s more than what he didn’t say. For instance, he never mentioned... [turns Pollito around, who’s holding Lucy’s AVL credentials in his beak] that you were both working for the Anti-Villain League! [Lucy gasps in horror; grabs Lucy tightly] You’re coming with me. [yanks her away]
Lucy Hey!
So Eduardo's actually El Macho? Cool!
No, it is not cool. [closes the curtains] Plus, I pretty much knew it was him all along, so if anyone's cool, it's me.
Well, Dr. Nefario.
El Macho's on to you. He knows you're working for the AVL. And he's got your partner!
Sorry, gotta go!
Not for long. [to Dave and Stuart playing a video game] Come on. We're getting her out of there.
Hey, hey! Nice work, Dr. Nefario! [leaps onto the ship]
I put the antidote in the jelly. [pause] I mean, I’m happy to create an evil army and destroy the world. But nobody messes with my family.
Thank you, doctor. [determined] Now let’s go get the-! [suddenly sees his daughters holding jelly guns]
Hi!
You brought the girls?!
Woooo! Yeeeaaahhh!
You guys take care of the rest of the Minions. I’m going to find Lucy. [jumps out of the ship, armed with two big jelly guns. The ship lands near the entrance, then the girls and Minions jump out of it, holding and firing their jelly guns at the evil minions.]
Eat jelly, you purple freaks! [fires her jelly gun, but goes out of control, yet still capable of neutralizing a dozen minions. Meanwhile, Gru, on the other hand, shoots two evil minions off the roof support at once, then steps on one of the minions’ goggles, shooting the others in a slo-mo Matrix-style. El Macho kicks Evil Tom at Gru, who dodges, then shoots him back to normal with a grim look on his face]
It's over, El Macho. [aims one of his jelly guns] Now where is Lucy?
Let me show you. [presses one of the buttons on his control panel, stopping the fountain at the center and revealing Lucy strapped to a rocket, along with a shark and 250 pounds of dynamite. Once seeing her, Gru gasps in horror]
Lucy Oh, hey, Gru! Turns out you were right about the whole El Macho thing, huh? [mildly] Yay!
One push of this button, and I send that rocket straight in the same volcano where I faked my death, only this time... It's for real.
Tally ho! [hits the roof support and drops the remote which hits three minions on their heads and on the ground]
We could have ruled the world together, Gru! But now... You're gonna die. [drinks the last of the PX-41 serum. Once he does this, Gru gasps before El Macho suddenly grows into a giant furry purple yeti and roars at him. Gru fires the jelly gun, but it is out of ammo. He then pulls out his freeze ray and encases each of El Macho’s fists in ice, but the latter slams his fists into the ground, shattering the ice and knocking Gru off the platform, forcing him to grab hold onto a scaffolding. Unfortunately, the scaffolding tips over and Gru falls on the ground. El Macho jumps off the platform, grabs the scaffolding, attempting to crush Gru, but the latter dodges by rolling before pulling out Lucy’s lipstick taser, hitting the former with it and causing El Macho to electrocute before collapsing on the ground]
Lucy Awwww... He copied me.
I am not afraid of your jelly guns.
Oh, this ain't a jelly gun, sunshine. [shoots the Fart Gun at El Macho’s face, rendering him unconscious. Not soon after, the Minions fire their jelly guns in the air, while one of them stands on El Macho, and takes a picture of Dr. Nefario. Meanwhile, Gru runs towards the rocket Lucy is strapped to and starts climbing on it']
Lucy Don't worry about me, Gru, I'll be fine. I've survived lots worse than this... Okay, that is not entirely true. [switches from calmly to frantically] I'm actually kind of freaking out up here!
Don't worry. I will get you out of this. [Once they see Pollito near the remote, both Gru and Lucy gasp; Pollito looks at them before pecking the red button on the rocket’s launch remote; grumbling, about Pollito] I really hate that chicken.
[The rocket’s engine ignite, causing the spies to take off into the sky; on land, the Minions and girls see Gru and Lucy take off in horror; as the rocket flies to the volcano, Gru holds himself tightly to the rocket, cutting Lucy free of the ropes using a knife, but once he cuts down the last rope, the dynamite and shark fall off the rocket, but before Lucy falls off, Gru grabs her before he slips off; the shark falls on a table of a sushi bar where the customers and sushi chef cheer. Meanwhile, on the rocket, Lucy holds on to the missile fin while Gru rips one of the panels of the rocket open with his knife, revealing a mess of wires in it]
Lucy Is there a red one? It’s usually the red one! [Gru puts his knife between his teeth and madly starts pulling the red wire left and right. But even so, the rocket keeps moving; noticing they are approaching the volcano, nervous] Gru, anytime now!
Listen, Lucy, we may not get out of this alive. So, I need to ask you a question.
Lucy Uh, better make it quick.
If I had asked you out on a date, what would you have said?
Lucy Are you kidding me?! Yes!
JUMP!!! [leaps off the rocket, just seconds before it plunges in the volcano which explodes on impact. Despite their attempts to keep close to each other while falling, the debris and impact of the explosion hits Gru and Lucy, who lose each other's grasp and fall into the water. Gru swims back up, gasping for air; desperately] Lucy! [frantically swims around] Lucy, where are you?! [a moment later, Lucy swims up behind him, gasping for air; relieved] Oh... Lucy! [swims towards her]
Lucy Gru! [hugs him, sending both into the water, then swim back out, gasping for air; trying to keep Gru at a distance; embarrassed] Sorry! I guess you kind of need your arms to tread water, huh?
[Without saying anything to Lucy, realizing his feelings for her, Gru firmly grabs her hand, then gently pulls her closer to him while she puts her free hand on the other shoulder. The two stare at each other, in love. A second later, a rowboat, being rowed by a Minion, encouraged by another sitting on top, shouting “Echo! Echo!” in a bullhorn, passes by to pick up Gru and Lucy, who look at the kayak for a few seconds, but ignore it soon after and stare at eachother again]
Okay. [stands on top of the girls' wedding table; to everyone else] Excuse me? Um, hi, excuse me? [Margo ticks on her glass with a fork multiple times like a cow bell, attracting everyone's attention to a nervous Agnes] Uh, [clears her throat] Hi, everybody! I'd like to make some toast. Uh... [looks at Gru]
She, um, she kisses my boo-boos, she braids my hair. [happily] We love you mothers everywhere, [turns to her parents] and my new mom Lucy is beyond compare. [receives a outstanding ovation]
Aww...
Lucy Aww! [catches Agnes when she jumps into her arms; not soon after, Edith and Margo come next to Gru and Lucy; Edith gets in Gru's arms]
To the bride and Gru!
