ALL A B C D E F G H I J K L M
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[Gru just arrived at Paradise Mall and sees Silas with a couple of AVL agents at Eagle Hair Club]
Gru: [confused] Mr. Ramsbottom?
Silas: Oh, hello.
Gru: What are you doing here?
Silas: We got him.
Gru: Got who?
Silas: Floyd Eaglesan! Our agents located a secret room in the shop last night, [snaps his fingers, signaling a female AVL agent holding a Ziploc bag containing a canister. He then shows it to Gru] and uh, discovered this! It’s empty, but we found traces of the PX-41 serum in it. He’s our man. So, somehow, in spite of your incompetence, we solved this one.
Floyd: [handcuffed and carried away] I was framed! You won’t get away with this! Get your mitts off of me! I am a legitimate businessman!
Gru: [stunned] Ah. Alright. So... what now?
Silas: Well, you’re now free to go back to your “business”. Mmm. Jams and jellies. And it looks like Agent Wilde will be transferring to our Australian branch.
Gru: [shocked] Australia...?
Silas: Yes. But thank you...for everything. And by everything of course I mean... nothing. [pause] Toodle pip and cheerio, Mr. Gru. [walks away to the AVL agents. Gru stares sadly from a distance, until Lucy gives him a few pats on his shoulder]
Lucy: Hey there.
Gru: Hey.
Lucy: So we got him?
Gru: Yay. That’s great. [pause] And now you’re going to Australia?
Lucy: Well, it’s not definite yet. Still figuring it out. Already been working on my accent. [imitating an Australian accent] Wallaby. Didgeree-doo. Hugh Jackman. [chuckles] So...um. Pretty excited...
[short silence]
Gru: [smiling] Great. [shyly] Well... good luck.
Lucy: Thanks. You too. [pulls her lipstick taser out of her purse] Oh, here, I want to give you this.
Gru: Your lipstick taser?
Lucy: Yeah, it’s just a memento. Just, you know, from the first time we met.
Gru: Oh, thank you, Lucy. [accepts her lipstick taser]
Silas: [off-screen] Agent Wilde?
[the two stare at each other awkwardly, unwilling to leave]
Gru: Well... it looks like that they need you, so...
Lucy: Yeah, I uh, I better go. Bye, Gru.


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